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blog where I Reblog porn a shiz, if your even remotely interested in me message me for my real accojnt

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[metasamus64]

Most of Tumblr is full of dirt but this is so pure

[psy-faerie]

Delete your wishlist addresses NOW 

 Other options are accepting gift cards for items, a P.O. box, DeliveryCode or a mail forwarding service like iPostal1

[nubilefae]

this sucks

[aceswindow]

excuse me while i cry

[metasamus64]

@aceswindow I'll send something to a P.O box for you, this is honestly gross tho, like tons of Internet personalities and entertainers and even tumblr blogs use the wishlist, this is like crushing that whole system down for them, it's stupid

[aceswindow]

okay, in case I haven’t made myself clear, nude cuddles are literally the best thing ever.

[aceswindow]

i just want to bring this back because god big mood

[metasamus64]

@aceswindow I'm totally down haha

[aceswindow]

Funny thing that happened

So I was messaging someone on an app called whisper and they said this to me:

“Definitely. So you’re more of an emotional person than sexual.thst makes way more sense. You just don’t come off as the sexual type.”

Lolololololol don’t let them find out how much of a kinky, exhibitionistic nympho I am who runs a fucking nsfw blog I’m fucking dying this is hilarious 😂😂😂

[metasamus64]

@aceswindow I don't know about your experiences BUT STAY AWAY FROM WHISPER IT IS FULL OF THIRSTY GUYS WHO NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SAY NO WILL INSIST ON GIVING YOU THEIR DICK EVEN WHEN YOU SAY YOUR LESBIAN

[aceswindow]

PSA

Yo okay so I’m probably not going to do very many of these but I’m pissed and don’t want to deal with this idiocy anymore. If you are one of those ignorant twats who believe any of the following, either never contact me/interact with any of my posts, or unfollow me now because you aren’t worth my time and you will be blocked; either on sight or once I’m calm enough to think rationally. ✨💜🖤💜✨

•if you think that I am a catfish, I’ve proved that I’m not time and time again and I’m honestly so sick of this bullshit, go fuck yourself • if you think that I “can’t be a dom” because: - I have a vagina - I am 5'2" - I am 19 years old - I am on the ace spectrum - I am nonbinary - I don’t give a shit what type of genitals my partners have. • think that genderqueer/nonbinary gender identities don’t exist. • honestly if you’re lgbt+ phobic, aphobic transphobic, misogynistic, phobic of polyamorous people, believe that monogamous people are selfish and/or immoral, racist, xenophobic, or bigoted in any other way that I’m not remembering at this current moment in time.

Again, if any of the above applies to you, then commit to changing or not interacting with me (you can like posts but don’t reblog my content with bigoted comments or reply to them or anything like that). This is my sex/kink/body positivity blog, not my discourse blog. If you want to be a bigot then go do it there, I’m sick of it bleeding over and I am no longer willing to tolerate it.

[metasamus64]

I know this is old but this should be read and for most of these points (the ones not retaining to themselves) apply to this blog too

[aceswindow]

I am truly debating starting a separate blog where I put all the conversations that I have like this one just to make a point of big a problem this is with so many people. Really, how hard is it to respect someone’s boundaries? This is bullshit

[metasamus64]

I know this is my porn account (not that anyone follows either of my accounts aha)

But honestly why do people feel themselves to either be so immediately entitled to things you should only get if your close to someone if that makes any sense. Or when people think someone is an asshole for not being comfortable with a certain thing or doing something with someone. News flash your not entitled to anything, they're not assholes take a little gander at yourself maybe your the asshole.

Actually for. Relationships with someone before asking for...

Nudes

Calling them pet names

Asking them to be your partner (I know this should seem obvious but there are people who legitimately think that you can just walk up to someone and say be my girlfriend, personal experience)

@aceswindow you probably get so much of this stuff it's not even funny, I hope it doesn't get to you, I'd like to see a blog of all these conversations haha

(also totally gonna buy snapchat if I can find the money in the future ❤ keep up the great work)

[ddyslittlemonster666-deactivate]

REBLOG FOR A FREE VIDEO BC I WANT THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

Fellow cam girls beware of this gross dude.

[metasamus64]

Please girls beware of gross guys like this ❤

[addict-with-pilots]

[jonnybartender]

Reblog if you love dick

[molly-moscato]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[writing-prompt-s]

You find a man dying of thirst and give him a drink of water. He thanks you and his voice is instantly recognizable and unmistakable, even though you’ve never actually heard it before in your life. It is the voice that narrates the thoughts in your head.

[writing-prompt-s]

Year 2049, the first AI was elected in place of a human politician 25 years ago. Humanity is united under a single flag, hunger and disease is no more, a gunshot hasn’t been heard in years, the world climate is recovering…Yet, there’s this one thing you just can’t accept.

[chaos7]

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

[panhikattack]

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

[chaos7]

neither do the police

[splatoon-names]

“What would you like to drink?” “Coke” “Is bebis ok?” “Moose milk”

[sick-temptation-deactivated2018]

Everyone that likes & reblogs this post will get a nude. Every. Single. One. I will send only one.
Girls will receive them too.
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. IM CHECKING.

[writing-prompt-s]

You come across a notebook that has the name of every person who has ever lived and the exact date and time of their death written next to it. Out of curiosity, and hopes that you live a long life, you decide to checkout your own name, only to find a date marked a few hours after your birth.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a world-renowned monster slayer who kills to protect humans. You’ve met your equal: a world-renowned human slayer who kills to protect monsters.