fight me

-insert spanish guitar noise here- (( read the rules ))

[metaxnaito]

there was an impostor in the other pictures that went up so i fucking killed him

[metaxnaito]

guess whos back you one eyed bitches

[starjustwarrior]

-Suddenly Meta Knight becomes Non-Transparent because fuCK YOU KIRBY FIGHTERS-

Well, this is quite the pickle… -Sword becomes a fuCKING HAMMER-

…Okay seriously how do I control this fuckin thing.

-It then becomes a fuCKING FIRE SWORD- OKAY SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP I CAN’T CONTROL THIS.

[metaxnaito]

el hahahah you fuckin gLOSER:

[shit. fuck. the magical not-jigglypuff probably-legendary-pokemon is losing control. WELP time for unova’s chAMPION to step in and save the day and don’t mention “that trainer” don’t you fuckin dare]

shit. we didn’t kill him. he’s back bUT

WORRY NOT I CAN FIX THIS

[AND THEN TRAINER BATTLE MUSIC BLARES IN THE BG. FUCK THAT KIRBY NOISE IT IS NATE’S TIME TO SHINE]

ALRIGHT, USE HYPER BEAM AGAI—

Hydreigon needs to recharge! ▼

—fucking shit

[he forgot. damn. he was supposed to be the hero]

sorry el legendary. i can’t help you for another turn

-and then meta knight got super fucking pissed off. damn u kirby. damn all these fuckers. first he got chased for FOUR NOVADAMN WEEKS by these two idiots and THEN this. the halberd was fucking DEAD and in kirby hell probably. magolor was probably fucking it up-

well guess what you're both going to pay

-and THEN suddenly meta knight's eyes began to glow red the color of anger because after all this IS anime verse mk. and he raised his arms up and then BANG there was the halberd in one piece again hovering above them. how it got there well we just dont fucking know but there it the fuck is. the giant fucking warship is back in action-

bring it the fuck on you two ugly ass dipshits

[metaxnaito]

el damn you for fucking surviving:

el dumbass who doesnt know how to fucking control his goddamn power:

-Kirby Suddenly grows a Mask-

waIT WHAT THE FUCK. I DON’T WANT THIS STOP.

-Sword grows into massive size, also has the Beam Jem on it-

Nova Christ… -Slices the Halberd in half, suddenly Nuclear Explosion- HOLY SHIT.

[there is a fucking nuclear explosion. this kids gonna fuckin die probably except ~*~actually no~*~ there is a shield that just expanded in size

so he’s still alive and this ship is literally ripped in two. r.i.p i guess you could say lmao //RIMSHOT

BUT YEAH the explosion clears and nate is just. staring at the sad remains of the halbred that has gone to shit]

we did it i think he’s dead

-and then........meta knight was DEAD........

until he suddenly rose up, half transparent because hes still dead. but now hes a ghost because he went to kirby hell but FUCK THAT PLACE there are like fifty goddamn soul forms fuck that-

fuck you for fucking destroying my ship. fuck you. it took me FIFTY FUCKING YEARS TO BUILD THAT SHIP FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

-and then the ghost slapped kirby because OBVIOUSLY ghosts can slap people. so damn cool-

[metaxnaito]

"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU--" -- gxdcxmplex (he's drunk)

"Amazing."

[gxdcxmplex]

|| 112358 ||

          Henry laughed rather loudly.  ”You, a knight?  Bullshit!” he shook his head.  ”You’re a fucking                     marble!”

|| 112358 ||

[metaxnaito]

     "A marble that's gonna kick your ass."

        And out comes the sword, glowing and sparkling and all that shit. So fucking cool. Especially for a knight like him.

  "Now fuck off. I won't tolerate idiots like you who think I'm a soccer ball or some shit like that. What the fuck even is a soccer ball."

[starjustwarrior]

-Kirby overhears the shit that MK is saying-

Okay what the fuck, fuck you too. -Suddenly the Sword turns into Ultra Sword- …Huh, so that’s how the fucking things are made, EH WHAT THE HELL -Get’s all abilities that can become Super Abilities, throws them in the air and throws a Miracle Fruit, suddenly new Copy Ability MAGIC- (Note: The Super Ability has the StarShooter Icon on it)

…What the fuck is this thing

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

[suddenly there’s this clusterfuck of magic kirby shit goin on. fuckin rad. and then el not jigglypuff eats the thing whole and moRE MAGIC SHIT GOES ON and there’s also an hp bar in the air for some reason. ok]

that’s p fuckin rad yo

[but then he realizes. shit. he’s sitting here just kinda flying and lookin p laME in comparison. he can’t kill the razzle dazzle. he’s gotta. do s om ething

and starting the fight with hyper beam sounds like a p good idea so he’s just gonna do that. and it’s aimed at mk lmao have fun with that]

[metaxnaito]

-meta knight, honing his anime skills, swirls around-

it is.........star warrior kirby wait what the FUCK am i doing shit. shit fuck

-and then BLA M theres fucking hyper beam and there he goes. sailing through the sky. i believe i can fly begins playing in the background as meta knight realizes that hes FUCKED UP-

[metaxnaito]

"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU--" -- gxdcxmplex (he's drunk)

"Amazing."

[gxdcxmplex]

|| 112358 ||

          Henry blinked once, twice.  ”No,” he answered after a while.  ”No, I’m amazing.  You’re a blue soccer ball.”

                    And soccer balls were kicked.                          Was he gonna kick the thing?

                                   Probably.

|| 112358 ||

[metaxnaito]

   "For the last time, I'm not a novadamn soccer ball."

          What the fuck were soccer balls anyway. He was way better than whatever they were. He bet they were dumb things for nerds. He was cool.

     "I am a knight. And I'll kick your ass."

[metaxnaito]

"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU--" -- gxdcxmplex (he's drunk)

"Amazing."

[metaxnaito]

tag your yarn

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

i knitted today

[metaxnaito]

-screaming-

[starjustwarrior]

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[metaxnaito]

el what the fuck does any of this mean:

♫♪ bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t sayin’ nothin ♪♫

[starjustwarrior]

-Has Max Stats on Dragoon-

Get back here mother fucker and take it liKE A MAN. -Grabs the Sword Ability while haviNG HYPERNOVA???-

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC IN THE BG]

i still haven’t had revenge for what you said aBOUT MY HAIR tbh

[HYDREIGON INTENSIFIES]

[metaxnaito]

-halberd theme plays in the background because u know that themes the best damn shit-

you all fucking suuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-urgent flying intensifies as mk continues to panic. dammit. dammit whyd he have to insult that ugly ass creatures hair. and whyd he have to even talk to kirby. fuck them both-

[starjustwarrior]

Look behind ye ya peice of shit, we’ve been flying behind you for the past 4 Nova-Damn weeks 

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

ultimate display of stealth tbh B)

ur fuckin dead m8

[metaxnaito]

fuck

how did i not notice. I MEAN

-nyooms away-

[metaxnaito]

thank god i lost all those losers while i was running. thats skill right here

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

shit im late to anime school

[metaxnaito]

i thought you went to BIRD SCHOOL, which is for BIRDS that live in your hair

[metaxnaito]

tag your yarn

[resonatiing-archive-blog]

i knitted today

[metaxnaito]

-screaming-

[metaxnaito]

tag your yarn

[metaxnaito]

"skeletons are a meme now and theyre inside of us"

good thing i dont have a skeleton amirite

[metaxnaito]

we all know im the best