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Kirby ain't gon fuck around Kirby Crack RP Blog, Part of NintendoFuckersUnite

[starjustwarrior]

el what a douche:

el damn you for fucking surviving:

[there is a fucking nuclear explosion. this kids gonna fuckin die probably except ~*~actually no~*~ there is a shield that just expanded in size

so he’s still alive and this ship is literally ripped in two. r.i.p i guess you could say lmao //RIMSHOT

BUT YEAH the explosion clears and nate is just. staring at the sad remains of the halbred that has gone to shit]

we did it i think he’s dead

-and then……..meta knight was DEAD……..

until he suddenly rose up, half transparent because hes still dead. but now hes a ghost because he went to kirby hell but FUCK THAT PLACE there are like fifty goddamn soul forms fuck that-

fuck you for fucking destroying my ship. fuck you. it took me FIFTY FUCKING YEARS TO BUILD THAT SHIP FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

-and then the ghost slapped kirby because OBVIOUSLY ghosts can slap people. so damn cool-

-Suddenly Meta Knight becomes Non-Transparent because fuCK YOU KIRBY FIGHTERS-

Well, this is quite the pickle... -Sword becomes a fuCKING HAMMER-

...Okay seriously how do I control this fuckin thing.

-It then becomes a fuCKING FIRE SWORD- OKAY SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP I CAN'T CONTROL THIS.

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[suddenly there’s this clusterfuck of magic kirby shit goin on. fuckin rad. and then el not jigglypuff eats the thing whole and moRE MAGIC SHIT GOES ON and there’s also an hp bar in the air for some reason. ok]

that’s p fuckin rad yo

[but then he realizes. shit. he’s sitting here just kinda flying and lookin p laME in comparison. he can’t kill the razzle dazzle. he’s gotta. do s om ething

and starting the fight with hyper beam sounds like a p good idea so he’s just gonna do that. and it’s aimed at mk lmao have fun with that]

[metaxnaito]

-meta knight, honing his anime skills, swirls around-

it is………star warrior kirby wait what the FUCK am i doing shit. shit fuck

-and then BLA M theres fucking hyper beam and there he goes. sailing through the sky. i believe i can fly begins playing in the background as meta knight realizes that hes FUCKED UP-

[starjustwarrior]

-Kirby Suddenly grows a Mask-

waIT WHAT THE FUCK. I DON'T WANT THIS STOP.

-Sword grows into massive size, also has the Beam Jem on it-

Nova Christ... -Slices the Halberd in half, suddenly Nuclear Explosion- HOLY SHIT.

[metaxnaito]

tag your yarn

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i knitted today

[metaxnaito]

-screaming-

[starjustwarrior]

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[starjustwarrior]

el shut the fuck up you turn into yaRN TOO:

el what the fuck does any of this mean:

♫♪ bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t sayin’ nothin ♪♫

I'm gonna fucking kill the lot of you.

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[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC IN THE BG]

i still haven’t had revenge for what you said aBOUT MY HAIR tbh

[HYDREIGON INTENSIFIES]

[metaxnaito]

-halberd theme plays in the background because u know that themes the best damn shit-

you all fucking suuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-urgent flying intensifies as mk continues to panic. dammit. dammit whyd he have to insult that ugly ass creatures hair. and whyd he have to even talk to kirby. fuck them both-

[starjustwarrior]

-Kirby overhears the shit that MK is saying-

Okay what the fuck, fuck you too. -Suddenly the Sword turns into Ultra Sword- ...Huh, so that's how the fucking things are made, EH WHAT THE HELL -Get's all abilities that can become Super Abilities, throws them in the air and throws a Miracle Fruit, suddenly new Copy Ability MAGIC- (Note: The Super Ability has the StarShooter Icon on it)

...What the fuck is this thing

[metaxnaito]

tag your yarn

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i knitted today

[metaxnaito]

-screaming-

[starjustwarrior]

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

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ultimate display of stealth tbh B)

ur fuckin dead m8

[metaxnaito]

fuck

how did i not notice. I MEAN

-nyooms away-

[starjustwarrior]

-Has Max Stats on Dragoon-

Get back here mother fucker and take it liKE A MAN. -Grabs the Sword Ability while haviNG HYPERNOVA???-

[metaxnaito]

thank god i lost all those losers while i was running. thats skill right here

[starjustwarrior]

Look behind ye ya peice of shit, we've been flying behind you for the past 4 Nova-Damn weeks 

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hell yea im a trainer [clicks tongue, a single bishie sparkle appears]

oh ok so el stranger—i mean meTA KNIGHT tries to recruit me into this army right

like he’s got guitars n shit it sounds pretty cool

but then he goes and fuCKIN INSULTS MY HAIR LIKE YOU DON’T DO THAT SHIT AND GET AWAY WITH IT

so im on his tail lmao

what about u what’ve u got against el meta knight

[starjustwarrior]

Okay so basically Meta Knight was all like "Yo, what the fuck have you been doing dreAMLANDS FUCKING DESTROYED" and I'm all like "Yo i've been saving this place from a goddamn Bee" -Points to flower- That's it's fucking corpse by the way

and then he decides to basically fucking make fun of my ability to know Algebra, even though I'm like a child- oh right by the way, the name's Kirby, nice ta meet ya -and then basically says he can take me on with his army- by the way, thanK NOVA you didn't join that Army, I wouldn't want to have to inhale ya -and then I inhale a Miracle Fruit and become this form where I can inhale everything including a fUCKING TREE, and yeah now I'm here.

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[looks over. there is another round thing flying by el stranger]

are you another round pokemon thing

and is that el stranger’s name

[starjustwarrior]

Okay what the fuck is a--- Oh wait, that's Pikachu and Jigglypuff right? shit. You're one of those Trainer's I've heard about.

And who the fuck is El Stranger? Meta Knight? if so then yeah, that's his name. Meta Knight.

[starjustwarrior]

-While flying by Meta Knight, Looks to the Left and see's someone on an Abomination- Wait who the fuck are you and why are you flying after Meta Knight as well?

[metaxnaito]

fuck i fucked up

in Air Ride style he speeds forward and suddenly city trial begins playing in the background

[starjustwarrior]

Hell yeah mother fucker thIS IS MY JAM

-Drives upclose to Meta Knight-

Get back here you peice of shit >B)

[metaxnaito]

which goddamn one we’ve dealt so many eggs in the past. zero looks like an egg. that marx soul fellow. magolor. so many goddamn eggs. dreamland should be called evil-eggland

SHUT UP

well shit

-the warrior looks nervously from side to side before brandishing his sword-

bring……….it on n ah

-and then he just flies away. bye kirby-

[starjustwarrior]

Marx and Magolor, AND NO I WON'T.

-Jumps on the Dragoon- Get back here Mother Fucker

-Flies at the speed of light-

[metaxnaito]

no…..he wouldnt forget me. i am his FAVORITE

well at least hes gone hopefully for good. (and HEY at least you didnt have to deal with that other pink piece of shit whos calling himself the “greatest warrior in the galaxy”)

SHUT UP

(HOW DO YOU KNOW MATH ANYWAY YOU ARE A GODDAMN INFANT)

MY ARMY COULD DESTROY YOU

[starjustwarrior]

Well, I have fought him a couple years back, You remember that fucking Egg? Looks like your brains a bit rusty, maybe you SHOULDN'T be in the new Smash.

HEY I CAN STILL UNDERSTAND ALGEBRA EVEN THOUGH I'M A CHILD, IT'S EASY SHIT.

*Inhales a Miracle Fruit, becomes Hypernova* You say what now? I can INHALE your Army, and you included, Just like how i put you in a snowball and a star...

[metaxnaito]

if i wasnt wearing a mask i would have a shit eating grin on my face

fuck dedede hes aloser anyway why’d hed get reinvited to smash while i’m sitting here like “IM WAITING”

and you defeated

………..dark meta knight

-dramatic guitar rift-

and at least you didn’t have to deal with it 60000 times like how i have to deal with all 60000 members of my army. thats right. can you beat that

[starjustwarrior]

hA NERD, Daddy Sakurai forgot about you probably B)

Anyway, yeah it was Dark Meta Knight Dipshit again...

AND HEY, 214,2018 COPIES WERE SOLD IN JAPAN, SO I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE FUCKER 1,927,872 TIMES IN JAPAN ALONE. SO YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT SHIT WITH YOUR ARMY.

[metaxnaito]

when the hell isn’t someone trying to take over the universe kirby get your head in the game

i don’t care about the fucking FOOD you glutton

weelllllllllllllllll EXCUSE ME prIN CESS -rolls eyes- why didn’t you just do some reading. like me. get your head in the game. you should have just let dededeal with it

[starjustwarrior]

...First off, Fuck you for that Pun

Second off, Well, Dedede is a dipshit and literally just fuckin did the same thing and whAT DO YOU KNOW, HE KILLED THAT FUCKER FROM WHEN HE TRAPPED YOU IN THE MIRROR, Which was also horrible for me because there was four of me and i had to sHARE FOOD, but anyway, Yeah he would just do the same thing, BUT I HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT BEE LIKE 9 TIMES

[metaxnaito]

-looks up- oh damn

well as you can see

i was reading this book -waves book around-

YOU’RE the hero of dreamland not ME get that in your head you pink ball of shit why the fuck were you on that flower anyway bees are dumb

[starjustwarrior]

The Bee tried taking over the race on like these shitty ass planets

-Whispers- By the way the food was DELICIOUS there -Ends Whispering-

and somehow I was dragged into it because they dropped that shitty flower on Dreamland. and then the fucking bee deCIDED TO MERGE WITH THE THING AND DESTROY DREAMLAND AND POOPSTAR IN PROCESS

[metaxnaito]

kirby

-dramatic pause for effect-

where the fuck have you been dreamland has been DESTROYED

[starjustwarrior]

Well Meta Knight, I've been fighting a Bee on top of that fuCKING FLOWER OVER THERE

infact, I didn't see you anywhere during that

-Dramatic---- OH FUCK THIS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN