Rose

 // 20 // White&Algerian // Scorpio Sun&Leo Moon // 

[lesbianhaircut]

there is NO toxic mold growing on this post

i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post

It is safe to touch

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

HELL WORLD OH MY GOD

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[fanotastic]

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

[fanotastic]

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

[fanotastic]

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

[fanotastic]

7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED

[mason11505]

@fanotastic what are the functions?

[fanotastic]

1. It's a pen

2. A mini ruler

3. A level

4. A stylus

5. A FLATHEAD

6. A PHILLIPS HEAD

[swimming-owl]

okay i will bite what is the seventh

[fanotastic]

7. The backbone of society

[murdockquills]

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

[theoldness]

[taiga-fujimura-official]

this is the future liberals want

[cenobikers]

@guccimedusa @kanshou-bakuya

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

[funnyjoke]

[l3vs]

[no-chill-at-all]

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[soulmoriii-deactivated20200313]

[newar-archive-deactivated202108]

SCORPIO SUN jealous, private, sensitive, catalytic, intense ~ @rynjun

[thetattedstoner]

After me and my boo get married we passing blunts in the limo

[furrypost-generator]

Can furries be stopped?

short answer: no

[punkkris]

What’s the long answer?

[furrypost-generator]

unfortunately, no

[anxietyproblem]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground