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i am stronger than you give me credit for || rhys // 28 // mi

[inlovewiththemooon]

Masochism of the Pure

[mettcha]

not now kitten mommy's playing power wash simulator

[important-animal-images]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

[batman-gif]

I had a vision. They're sister albums to me

[by-grace-of-god]

Rorate Mass - St. Nicholas parish in Lisbon, Portugal

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[kissyoulikealover]

pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

coworker today was talking about how she tries to drive less to reduce her carbon footprint, so instead of ordering takeout she orders delivery. when I pointed out that this actually results in the exact same amount of emissions because the same amount of driving happens she said "yeah but it's not me driving." and I feel like any critique of progressive individualism I could make based on this would fall flat because like. what else is there to say? she summed up the flaws of individualist environmentalism better than most critics could, without intending to.

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[churchbathroom]

A simple green onion will rock your world

[sygol]

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

[ivy-saurs]

[sorrrowfull]

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[thesunnahthebetter]

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[celtib]

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

[theunusualchameleon]

Doppler effect