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[clarkegriffins]

#I’M SORRY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itistimetodisappear]

Math redemption arc

[yehudah]

WHATTTT

[yehudah]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[sakura-haruka]

She shot him in the ass

[30-minute-memes]

Wholesome Sailor Moon’s creator

[cloudfreed]

This warms my heart because Sailor Moon is considered a classic and popular anime now and it’s still going strong! 

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[pi-la]

[wakandamama]

This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[eleanorose123]

we’ve all been Bernard at some point

[yokaininja]

Bitch I’m Bernard every damn day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chrissongzzz]

ohh wow

[orpheusilver]

what the fuck

[thebroccoligoblin]

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

[claire-voyancy-deactivated20201]

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

[hello-robin-goodfellow]

@detective-jasminesa

[corsolanite]

Pikachu has something important to say.

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[womenlovewords]

I once sent an email to a professor with the subject line: “Helo I am dying tofay.” And the body of the message was just “head ow” The context was that I got a concussion, forgot that someone else had already told my professors I wasn’t going to be in class, and decided I must send them my own message. I got replies to it telling me to go back to bed.