I'm gonna make a new pinned post so i can search my own damn tags more effectively
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

Kaledo Art

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
Today's Document
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
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@rox-and-prose
I'm gonna make a new pinned post so i can search my own damn tags more effectively
this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown
taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough
kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.
Novice swordswoman hellbent on a revenge quest (A): âLet me get this straight, you want me to bring you with me into the bath?â
Possessed demon blade she recently acquired (B): âYeah? Whatâs it matter to you?â
A: âYou, the cleaver of 10,000 souls, the blade which relished in the blood of armies and its wielder alike, and the judgemental sword that wonât stop mocking my techniques. Why would I ever take a bath with you?â
B: âA blade is an extension of the self, you should never let yourself be parted with it. And even if youâre a lackluster swordswoman, weâve already made enough enemies that you cannot risk an opportunity to be ambushed while unarmed.â
A: âEven if I did buy that, why do you want this anyway?â
B: âAs miserable as traveling with you has been, it is at least slightly more entertaining than being abandoned in a crumbling ruin for hundreds of years. I donât want you dying until we run into someone who at least knows the basics of the sword arts.â
A: âYou expect me to believe itâs not just because youâre a pervert who wants to see me naked?â
B: âWhat?! As if I would have any interest in you. If you must know itâs because temperature is one of the few things I can still feel, and I find the warmth to be pleasant. Yet you arenât skilled enough for me to bathe in the fresh blood of your enemies, so hot water will have to do for now.â
A: âŚ
B: âBesides, Iâm a sword, what would I even get out of seeing you naked anyway?â
A: âŚ
B: âAnd even when I was alive I was a woman who used public baths often, your naked body doesnât even interest me in the slightest.â
A: âŚ
B: ââŚmy limited perception of the world around me means I canât really âseeâ anything anyway.â
A: âYou sure have a lot of excuses on hand.â
B: ââŚit would also help to strengthen our bond as weapon and wielder?â
A: âYou know, I was actually considering accepting until you said that.â
If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like đڎđЏ
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips
It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with
happy pride month
this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.
I see your âRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canât hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanâ and raise you âRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that âbad bad badâ isnât actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.â
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyâs been saying is âshit shit shitâ.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed toâ
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?
no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat
i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting
Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip
Where's that stupid fucking Mulder drawing...
THERE WE GO.
I haven't seen Widow's Bay yet, but these images give off strong Same Energy to me.
nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way iâm doing it is needlessly difficult
killing eve / twilight / supernatural
Doctor Who
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
i have feelings for you
disgust and contempt i hope