mew

she/her

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[snototter]

An adult male fantastic least gecko (Sphaerodactylus fantasticus) in Guadeloupe

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[killxbunnyyy]

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

[tortol]

awww this is literally the cutest puppy ever in the world to me

[halondrus]

[swagophile]

*pays you with my 1 yucky dollar*

[dogpuppy]

[deep-state-partisan]

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[stepheavy10000]

who ever is puting bear traps out side my cave Stop it be cause your not teaching me a lesson OK your just breaking my heart and making me not like U

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

[theehorsepusssy]

[maidthings]

i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened