its ya girl MewTwo

she/her i'm brittany, i'm 27, and i never fucking learned how to read

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[night-the-starfish]

Hunter and prey, markers on paper.

[achillesinhighheels]

joan myers brown and mary johnson photographed, circa 1949, by courtesy of mobballet

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[pangur-and-grim]

okay

[pangur-and-grim]

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[softwaring]

[anchy2006]

Her coming was foretold in the ancient murals

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[rapidlysleekdestiny-deactivated]

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