WILLSUCKDICKSFORCONCERTTICKS

💫Is thirty, flirty, and thriving💫 (I'm actually 21 please trust me !! ) Snapchat: kenzgarza Instagram: kenziegarza_

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It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito bite”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, poking and sucking.

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On the smaller side. Messenger bag with adjustable strap or clutch style straps. Brand new never used. With tags. Very clean. Small front buckled pocket. Small pocket inside

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[deathcomes4u]

This is like…

If someone asked me what ‘fucking Rad’ meant I would just have to show them this

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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HOLY SHIT

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How Bert snapped

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Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

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Berts about to fucking kill ernie

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[catsbeaversandducks]

Osiris and Riff Ratt 

Osiris is a 3-year-old Dutch Shepherd mix. Riff Ratt is a 3-month-old fancy rat. They live in Chicago and they’re BFFs.

Photos by ©Osiris + Riff Ratt

[killapunk]

I am LOVING that “he licked back!?!?” face up there

[mexicanapparell]

Oh my god I love rats so much. I have two and they love to "give kisses".

[mothurs]

me every day: wow that was the worst day of my life glad that’s over

[succeeding]

When one of your friends posts a bad picture of you

[the-real-eye-to-see]

This girl became the youngest designer in history represented at New York fashion week!

Our schools are so hateful, racist and cruel! It is too hard for girls like Egypt “Ify” Ufele to ignore these bullies! She overcomed all these troubles and showed what she can! And I’m very proud of her!

She is turning a negative into a positive!

#Chubii Line #BlackGirlsMagic

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

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why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it

[brownboysbrowneyes]

Literally what I was thinking. She’s in a skirt for no reason. It doesn’t even go well with her top like girl, get it together.

[babustyles]

x

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[twitterlols]

brock turners neighbors are not playing at all

[thismynewname]

Welp.

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I stand behind this movement.

[smartass-stripper]

Wow…Not fucking around