Soggy Bottom Sam

26 ☆ baby mom ☆ plant mom ☆ pet mom ☆ basically a mom

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[dwarvishring]

ian mckellen directed these movies actually

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

[0v9]

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

[itsoofluffy]

[huffylemon]

???

[trapny]

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

[doubleca5t]

If I had a nickel for every time a prominent right-wing media figure tried to pull a sick burn on twitter and in doing so, inadvertently implied that they want to have sex with one of their biological parents I would have two nickels

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

[kipplekipple]

every time someone tells me to be careful, in my head i repeat what one of my kids said as a small child.

i AM be carefulling.

[neil-gaiman]

I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

[neil-gaiman]

Eleven years old. Still true.

[toastbutteregg]

i feel so attacked

[cereul]

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Me and the other prehistoric caveboys following a mammoth for three days straight without stopping, knowing that big furry bitch’s endurance is running thin

[galarianslowking]

me and the other prehistoric caveboys when the landbridge we followed the mammoth on is gone and that big furry bitch stranded us on another continent

[jaxdahax]

Me and the prehistoric caveboys in awe at our new resources

[dailystrangerthings]

[woodlandsway]

[toastbutteregg]

[metamorphesque]

L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

[stars-bean]

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[rowshark]

By Tiina Menzel

[doped-up-marxist]