MALCOR

I’m funny sometimes

[mezcoatl]

My moms making a list of mom things I do for her so that way they can reclaim tumblr

[mezcoatl]

My husband “this is a complaint app”

“Yup you just did it”

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[mezcoatl]

“I’m gonna try” “do or do not”

For the x time

X…k

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[mezcoatl]

They need to change the reboot now button I keep going into the first one omg

[vibrantessence]

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

girls who are one emotional day away from walking into the forest and never being seen again are in your area. for now.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[letterful]

[mezcoatl]

He escaped.

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[mezcoatl]

So Michigan just got its own name?…

[perriaeyjeve]

[mezcoatl]

Hi

[perriaeyjeve]

[perriaeyjeve]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[mezcoatl]

Fester? Cousin it?

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[spilledinkco]

If I knew how to animate, I’d make a vid of Carl from dungeon crawler carl to different beast from epic.

I feel like the quiet and loud rage in that song fit him so well