Misanthropy Illustrated

Because only madness is mundane

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[rememberthismeme]

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[bogleech]

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

[randomitemdrop]

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

[tavs-brainworm]

I hope they have a “call-before-you-dig” hotline in Baldur’s Gate because if you even think about getting a basement your whole house just plummets straight down into whatever ancient crypt or murder cult headquarters or demonic ritual enclave happens to be in your zip code

[blackjackkent]

Actually reblogging again because some of the tags deserve to get peer reviewed bc y'all are cracking me up. XD

@checkadii

@maliciouscrow

@yoshiintheweb

@krahka

@invinciblerodent

@moosebeans

@fireballandfailure

@corgiteatime

@lelianaslefthand

@theladygrim

@wetcatspellcaster

@rodatirhaalo

[fairglassbird]

@leyside

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Mechanicus would be so stoked, Hive Undercity already built in.

[simon-newman]

Imagine you try to build your evil dungeon but you find an occupied dungeon already there.

Do you change locations or tell your minions to keep digging below that dungeon?

[da-boy-o-kultur]

This is how Keeper vs Keeper fights start in Dungeon Keeper.

[zhjake]

IM MOVIN DIFFERENT THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN IM A DOG IM BITIN THE FART BUBBLES IN THE BATH WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTE SMOKIN THAT WHOOPI GOLDBERG SOUTH EGYPTIAN FUR BURGER DELUXE MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCHER SKUNK BUBBA KUSH WE SMOKIN DUNG BEETLE IM ON 12 VICODINS

[strangebiology]

Skull of a two-faced bottlenose dolphin prepared by Enault & Auclair-Kraniata osteology.

Edit: owned by a museum in France.

[beardedmrbean]

[valtsv]

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

[valtsv]

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

[juney-blues]

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

[sunb1eeder]

the establishment fears this.

[nadjaizvolskaya]

Fabulous cottages near St. Petersburg, Russia.

P.S. Photographer unknown.

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[metallianvalidor]

[pazzesco]

Poor old grizzly bear not a fan of a fan of thunder and lightning.

[drtanner]

I love this guy. Clearly VERY scared but being SO brave to come out and get a snack regardless. :')

[untitled-by-unknown-artist]

[zooophagous]

PESTILENCE

Sister piece to WAR and FAMINE. Pestilence thrives in cities and crowded places, and comes wreathed in posies that fail to ward off the miasma.

There are 10 prints available of PESTILENCE. They all come signed and ship free. 30$ each. PM if interested. Also let me know if you're interested in the whole set. Last but not least, still to be finished is Death.

[gauntletspirit]

Jesus that horse design is Good.....

[zooophagous]

Thank you 🥺🖤

[zooophagous]

Already half gone. 5 remain!

[vintagegeekculture]

In Japan, the heavy metal band Stryper received a cool “battle van” in their decorative colors. 

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Christian hair-metal battle van, just what your bard-paladin duo needs to get around