it was long ago and it was far away

so much better than it is today

[sunb1eeder]

[sunb1eeder]

i don’t think celebrities are people but that being said i also think that they should be given free reign to hunt and kill all paparazzi

[klapollo]

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

[roseworth]

interacting with your mutuals that you want to be friends with even though they only like your posts once every few weeks at best

[thebronyguardian]

when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

[m4ck4pp1e]

why?

[thebronyguardian]

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

[m4ck4pp1e]

i have been in one

[thebronyguardian]

* salutes*

[m4ck4pp1e]

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

[thebronyguardian]

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

[m4ck4pp1e]

i seved them all

[thebronyguardian]

How long do your wars last?

[m4ck4pp1e]

4

[tvrded]

Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

[intriga-hounds]

STOP IT UR KILLING HER

[bas-rouge]

[portalibis]

Chants royaux du Puy Notre-Dame d'Amiens, c. 1518

[sunb1eeder]

i started playing still wakes the deep and despite the fact that it suffers from janky controls and yellow paint syndrome, it’s still a pretty neat game i think

[kellydeal]

There’s a new litter of coyote pups hanging out in the Graceland cemetery in Chicago. They are learning how to coyote.

Sound on!

[miss-rum-hee]

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Matty Newton (American, b. Southern CA, USA, based Portland, OR, USA) - Party Pooper, Painting

[tuxankhamun]

Dear Nemesis,

I apologise that the last letter which I addressed to you was printed on my Valentine's Day rose-scented paper. I have made the effort to print this letter on the cheapest paper I could find - you may even note that there is a rather sizeable splinter in the upper left hand corner of this page. I will strive with utmost diligence going forward to show you all proper disrespect one rightfully owes to one's nemesis.

Yours most loathfully,

[tuxankhamun]

Dear Bastard,

I refuse to accept your lowly, snivelling apology for this blatant attack on my person, for you know as well as anyone that I have a severe allergy to artificial rose scents. While you were at work the other day, I broke into your apartment and ruined the seasoning on all your cast iron. May you rot.

Yours most hatefully,

[hellenhighwater]

Still holding on to light.

[hellenhighwater]

As with every oil lamp I make, I do a series of burns with different wicks to make sure that they produce a reasonably long, steady burn. Because of the way this lamp is constructed (with a small, difficult to access reservoir) there's a steel pin that keeps the wick from accidentally sliding into the lamp, and oil is added with a syringe under the hood. Worth it for this flame though! It'll burn at this level for about an hour--shorter than many of my lamps, but that's the tradeoff for a pose like this.

[jetix]

iDog Autopsy, 2006-11-23

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I can’t believe we’re doing a site-wide retrospective on Dr. Roberta Bobby tweets and nobody’s mentioned the all time greatest one: