it was long ago and it was far away

so much better than it is today

[sunb1eeder]

[sunb1eeder]

pounding headache + irritable but that went away when i drank an energy drink which could mean anything

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

That means you should have a second energy drink

[sunb1eeder]

so trew

[k-simplex]

They want you to think it's Thursday today

[sunb1eeder]

pounding headache + irritable but that went away when i drank an energy drink which could mean anything

[sunb1eeder]

*picks you up like this and starts spinning my arm in a circle real fast*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[erebusvincent]

Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes | CNN

Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for f

Orcas are cool.

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[sunb1eeder]

roommates glitter makeup setting spray in a can the same size and color as my hairspray while i didn’t have my glasses on incident reported. millions dead millions injured.

[sunb1eeder]

[sunb1eeder]

i do not like zach cregger’s work i’m sorry weapons was bad and barbarian was stupid

[sunb1eeder]

roommates glitter makeup setting spray in a can the same size and color as my hairspray while i didn’t have my glasses on incident reported. millions dead millions injured.

[kylieminvogue]

"BACKROOMS" 2026, dir. Kane Parsons

[floridakilo]

whoever made up the word jakey as a catch all for straight womens boyfriends deserves a nobel peace prize

[loveridden1999]

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

[sandmandaddy69]

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

@sunb1eeder