Miss Mezzosexual

[vocalmajorworld]

Get Yourself a Mezzo That can do both

[queen-of-ice-and-stone-blog]

[lilpirata]

When you hit that note you couldn't before

[mezzosezzual]

some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[delicatesquashblossom]

Life may be tough rn but at least Verdi’s Requiem is here for me

[mezzosezzual]

LETS GOOOOOO

[dsalvatorecosta-blog]

Top 10 Reasons To See The Magic Flute

1. Pa-pa-pa

2. Pa-pa-pa

3. Pa-pa-pa-pa

4. Pa-pa-pa-pa

5. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

6. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

7. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

8. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

9. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-gena

10. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-geno

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

me, listening to a Schubert Lied: what an absolute banger

[die-erlkoenigin]

it just slaps

[wehadfacesthen]

Maria Callas, 1956

“I am not an angel and do not pretend to be. That is not one of my roles. But I am not the devil either. I am a woman and a serious artist, and I would like so to be judged.”

[mrpinniped]

It occurs to me that, if the Major-General’s daughters had not approached the seaside when they did, the Pirates would have become much more effective at piracy.

Because without the maidens, Frederick would have married his nursemaid, and the Pirates would have been… Ruthless.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Gilbert and Sullivan wrote a show about rain.

There was a pitter patter.

[twobassoonists]

the dress rehearsal vs. opening night

[clarinetfool]

Do you ever do something while listening to classical music and then have to stop all of a sudden bc things just got so pretty and dramatic and it needs your full attention

[mezzosezzual]

some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

[operamusings]

Thing I want: a mezzo to release an album titled “fuckboy” and it’s just arias of annoying teenage boys who think they are in love and need to get laid.

[classical-crap]

hearing any performance you’ve done