MGG.

Matthew Grey Gubler Criminal Minds Nerd GH @esq.gourdlord (Roleplay purposes only. Fake account.)

[mggourdlord]

Greetings and salutations

I’m Matthew Grey but most people refer to me as Goob or the mighty gourd lord, personally I’m a big fan of the latter. I’m an actor and director. You’ve probably seen or heard me in some of your favorite TV shows/Movies like Criminal Minds, Alvin and the Chipmunks and Batman: Assault on Arkham, just to name a few.

In real life though, I’m just a converse connoisseur with an affinity for coffee and Halloween. My arch nemesis is and will always be gravity. I write about a friendly banana monster named Rumple Buttercup and collect oddities which I store for safekeeping in the fireplace of my haunted treehouse home. Let’s talk about anything and everything @esq.gourdlord

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Sitting here outrageously confused because tumblr says to “add something here, if I’d like”but does not give me the option of posting if I don’t like..

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Has anyone seen the Jack Frost animatronic at Home Depot? Terrifying.

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Who wants to chat?

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-Criminal Minds theme plays softly in the background-

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NO MORE STRIKE!! I’m tickled pink over here.

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/ Read more is broken for whatever reason but I’m making a plot page later today. In the meantime feel free to like this and I’ll reach out to get something going if you’d like to plot with Matthew!

[kosmogrl]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love this world because cool people are in it including people like hrmmmm idk

YOU

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GET FUCKED THIS WAS A POSITIVITY POST DIRECTED AT YOU GET FUCKING DESTROYED

YOU FUCKING ANGEL UPON THIS EARTH HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY

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I bet you all would like me more if I was Spencer Reid.

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I ordered McDonald’s this morning and they sent me a Coca-Cola that I didn’t order. I’m not allowed to have Coca-Cola per my employer, so the only logical solution seemed to be to drink it.

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

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I’ve got my morning coffee, who is up for a morning chat? I’ll tell you what’s in my backpack (purse)

[ashstfu]

life is not constant suffering. sometimes you get to love and be loved in return

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Like this for a Dad joke in your inbox if you’re still up.

[yms1]

You're on Tumblr a lot

This is my house

[mggourdlord]

Fun fact: There actually aren’t “57 varieties” of Heinz ketchup, and never were. Company founder H.J. Heinz thought his product should have a number, and he liked 57.