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matthew gray gubler; the 4th Sanderson sister

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tayloralisonswift-13:

Well. I think I know what has to be done then. I’m going to have to break in and decorate your house for Christmas soon.

I don’t think that’s a war you want to start. I like Christmas; you don’t like Halloween things.

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thebesttchriss:

Do you want to know how cool I am? I spent my day off watching Animal Planet shows, like I may have cried a little and laughed a lot. I mean My Cat from Hell? That show is the best? Have you seen the host? Also, they made a show about fat pets now too. But my name is Chris Evans, and animals are my weak spot. 

My Cat From Hell is literally one of the best shows out there, if you ask me. Especially when they’re super crazy cats that have epic turn arounds! Animals should be everyone’s weak spot, honestly. And hello, I’m Matthew. It’s nice to meet you!

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itseastwoodscott:

Hey there, I’m Scott Eastwood. I’ve got to grow up with some amazing influences in my life including  my dad who’s Clint and Paul Walker ( RIP ) – the fact that I got to work in any way with his legacy has been amazing and he taught me not to take life so seriously, go down doing what you love. I’ve had a lot of great role models to look up to in my life.  Who’s your current role model now, dead or alive. I’d love to know!

I’d say your dad would be influential enough, but it’s always good to hear that people pull their life from a number of different people. My mom is my biggest role model, honestly. She’s quite the woman! But if we’re looking for someone famous, I’d have to say John Waters Jr. has been one of the biggest influences for me. 

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tayloralisonswift-13:

That’s true too. You’d just be that other guy then. 

I feel as though she and I should join forces to make this Halloween season absolutely amazing.

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king of the [ pumpkin ] world

Not many people could say they were swept away on trip after trip to places they’d never even think of going, but there they were, taking up residence on an Alaska cruise ship. How lucky? At least that’s how Matthew felt as he wrapped his cardigan tighter around his lithe frame. Cooler weather meant more layers, and if anyone knew him, they knew that layers upon layers was the 37 year old’s forte. And of course, pestering his friends was right on up there. It just so happened that a certain lady just so happened to be the one that he decided to prey upon that night; it should have been expected, though. Hell, she’d probably have expected him to randomly show up and drag her around the ship for awhile. It was a very Gube thing to do. Making his way to Bridget’s suite, knuckles quickly rapped upon the woman’s door as a smile grew upon his face. “Sally, open the door. We’ve got some exploring to do; there’s magic everywhere.” [ @reganss ]

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tayloralisonswift-13:

The blonde furrowed her eyebrows in a sort of confused expression, though that small smile still was on her lips. She hadn’t thought about leprechauns in forever. “I mean, they’re cute I guess? The Lucky Charms one is at least, poor thing just wants to get those charms-” But her expression suddenly changed to wide eyed and slightly frightened already. “You did not bring a doll movie, did you? Matt-” No. She was going to act composed and adult-like. These things weren’t even real, what was there to be afraid of? “Fine. Put on whatever. And pumpkin cake isn’t Christmas food, but it’s like a pre-Christmas food. We’re Christmas pre-gaming,” she joked, sitting at the edge of the bed after taking a sip of her hot chocolate. 

Already dressed in her flannel shorts and larger t-shirt, Taylor then continued watching Matthew as he flipped through his DVDs. “…Wait, did you bring all of those with you on the plane here? Like you just watch scary movies that regularly?” she asked with a light laugh. Of course he did, he was always quirky to her. She left him to pick out the movie while she went to the top of the bed and got herself situated, pulling the covers on herself and relaxing on the pillows with her back against the headboard. Hopefully he wouldn’t ruin leprechauns for her tonight. “Should we keep the lights on, or…?”

“I used to feel for the Lucky Charms guy - as well as the Trix rabbit - but honestly they do it to themselves, if you think about it.” Because over analyzing cereal mascots was a normal conversation, really. “Do you know who’s got it made? Tony the tiger. Everyone thinks he’s great, and he always shares. No one ever tries to steal his bowls of goodness.” A small smirk pulled across lips as he heard the change in Taylor’s voice. And of course, like any rightful friend, all he wanted to do was put on a movie with dolls in it, but he refrained. “No one is pre-gaming Christmas. We’re not just going to have you skip over two awesome holidays; especially when Halloween is the greatest one to exist.” Hazel eyes picked up from the DVDs at hand to glance in his friend’s direction. “Halloween. Hallo-ween. Sooner or later, you’re going to have to live it up! There’s far too many people around that love the celebrations.”

A shoulder shrugged as he finally picked a movie and put it on. “I figured the flight from LA to Anchorage would be long enough to at least blast out one movie, so why not? I know I like the ones I brought. No one knows what movies they would have made us watch on there!” And yes, he knew he’d most likely get to pick whatever he wanted to watch through the flight, but still. “A friend of mine on the trip is also a super big Halloween nerd, so I brought enough to share.” He chuckled as he turned and saw Taylor already huddled up, ready to hide from whatever was to play - or so it seemed. “I was going to put on Frankenweenie, just to throw you off, but I went the whole killer psychopath route...” Matthew sat down on the other side of the bed and took a sip of the cocoa that was made for him. “...I decided to spare you the whole nightmare inducing experience and leave out the haunted cruise ship movie.” He smiled over the brim of the cup.

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melissa--benoist:

Now I am glad to be back home, but I miss the cold already. I was so used to wearing sweaters the entire week. I can’t stand to even wear shorts much less skirts. Can we go back to Alaska please? 

I’m not too sure I’m all too glad to be home; solely because of the lack of cool weather. It’s not too hot in LA these days, but hey, a skirt can offer a breeze! Just let it happen. 

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abelttheweeknd:

My friend brought an Ouija board to my house. I did what anyone would have done; I cut her off. I’ve seen enough horror movies to know what will happen. Take your dumb ass out of my house. I got other shit to do. I know Halloween is coming closer and some people are getting into the mood, but don’t drag me with you into your downfall.

Honestly, I’ve done the whole Ouija board more times than I can count, but I’ve also taken a million different precautions when it comes to storing the damn thing and trying not to press my luck. Some people are just absolutely absurd when it comes to trying to use one of them. 

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spaulsns:

I can’t imagine how much a phone that could do that would actually cost, but that amount should be able to bring me food on demand too. Also i’m still questioning that whole “face ID” thing. Because what happens if someone changes their face? Did apple think about that? What happens then! I can already imagine all the errors this thing is gonna have over that, even though it costs a fortune. & honestly, i wouldn’t even be surprised if someone did actually show up with their kidney….just to see if it works.

I recently saw a meme where someone added up the entire Cracker Barrel menu, in comparison to the iPhone X’s price, and I thought of you. It sounds like it would be more of a sound decision here. Nothing says ‘you’re doing life right’ like a good stack of pancakes. Especially with good syrup. I can only imagine it all looking like Snapchat, trying to log in, because I imagine you’d have to make the same face you made when you originally set it up? All conversation stops so you can make a solemn expression. Both sides are glass. I’m not sure what they were thinking there. Kidneys everywhere.

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reganss:

And miss up an opportunity to come visit my only friend who’s figured out the evolution of getting gills?! I would never. I’ll get to live out my underwater fantasy, even if that just involve you showing me around with the dolphins. Oh wow, so basically he turned into a mutant? Is what i’m picturing here. Poor guy, but just imagine he has such a rad story to tell. Are you really ready for that challenge to be a thing, you’ll have to make sure you’re fast or else goofy guber will be no more.

I knew I could count on you to keep me in the loop on what’s happening on land because unlike Bikini Bottom, I’m pretty sure there’s not electricity down there to watch the news. And just so you know, I require you to actually get on one of those scooters to come down and see me. It’d be a win/win, honestly. He totally became a mutant of sorts. I can’t imagine the pain he’s been in since it all happened. I’d wind up fish food quickly. I can swim, but I’m not Michale Phelps.

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@GUBLERNATION: i just want to eat life cereal and watch sister act.

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h-arrystyles:

Well, there’s been a few where I’ve happened to fall asleep and I definitely shouldn’t have, I think just being on the sea makes me sleepy. I have, incredibly, I want to stay but I know someone will yell at me for it if I did. I’m pretty scared of the dark for that exact reason. Definitely, I’ll do anything and everything. I keep forgetting Halloween is so close.

Oh yeah. I totally get what you mean. I think it’s because the whole motion of the ocean kind of just lulls people to sleep. One giant people cradle. I love working, but sometimes I wish I could just sit back and relax more than I usually do. And of course, doing so on a cruise/ship would be awesome. There’s 46 days until Halloween, Harry. Keep the countdown going. It’s the most amazing time of the year!

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tayloralisonswift-13:

Don’t be that guy who gives Taylor Swift a heart attack.

I thought Ellen was that guy already.

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tayloralisonswift-13:

…You know I love having you over. But you’re banned from my place until Halloween is over. 

Don’t be a party pooper.

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spaulsns:

Unless this phone it able to teleport me places when i’m running late, or i’m just too lazy then count me to possibly be the last of many to want this. I seen a photo on twitter with people camping out, even though there’s still a shit ton of days to go…..and unless they’re out there wit an ice bucket & their kidney, ready to do a switch, i don’t know what so incredible about a phone….or anything that extreme.

Right? I’m all for keeping up with technology, but $1K? It just seems a bit ridiculous. For that much money, it better tuck me into bed at night and possibly hit me with a happy ending. Hell, a happy ending would most likely be cheaper in some instances! It looks like a pretty awesome phone, but I don’t need things recognizing my face. It sounds almost a little too futuristic? If that makes sense. Could you imagine people handing over their kidneys and receiving the phone?

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reganss:

What if you stayed down there long enough and your body just some how evolved, giving you gills? Non the less, the thought of going around on an underwater scooter sounds fun. & 40lb of air?! Were they just pure bubble, i can’t imagine that? But i want to, because yikes — Maybe he sniffed the caffeine and sour patch off you and it knocked him out? You’d probably be the sharks version of an extra hot pepper. You’d be a Challenge..

What if I did? Would you come visit me in the water? We could get you a good scuba tank, and I’d be able to show you all the wonders under water. It’d be like swimming with dolphins but better. An underwater scooter always looks like it’d be fun. 40lbs of air. His upper body just kind of ballooned. It seems terrifying, honestly. They’ve tried to release as much of the air as they can, but he’s going to have to have major surgery and be depressurized. They’re honestly surprised he survived. A Goofy Guber Challenge.

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reganss:

Will you also be the hopeless romantic that goes all the way down & gets said diamond from the ocean too? That’s the real question. Why there wasn’t a huge movie night on this cruise that just played non-stop sea/ship related movies, is what i wanna know - imagine the greatness that would’ve come to people expanding their mind away from the titanic. & I personally would, it technically still was in the sea, and it’s an all time classic! You always gotta think about the sharks when you’re aboard any ship, and or sailing on waters. For all you know, one was following along behind your tail, trying to vibe whether or not they wanted to eat you. Good thing that shark saved himself a bloody nose.

I would if I had gills... or one of those underwater scooter things. I recently saw a video/pictures of someone who had gained 40lbs of air in their body, though, because they rose up from the depths way too fast. It was mildly terrifying. They had before and after pictures. I can’t imagine going through life like that. They said he was going to have to have at least 10 sessions in a hyperbolic chamber that cost $100K each. I feel like that would put most people on high alert, so that’s probably why it didn’t happen. Could you imagine a ship full of people panicking about the water around them? I wouldn’t be much of an eat. I’m chock full of coffee and Sour Patch Kids. They’d spit me out super quick.