GENN WHERE'S MY FANCY SOAP

Crack RP blog for Queen Mia Greymane of WoW. Part of the hell that is the world-o-warcrack rp group.

[liam-greymane]

*had been quite merrily going around the party with Med’an and Arator when he suddenly stops in his tracks, looking pained. Mere seconds later a huge eruption of void energy surrounds him, shattering windows for miles and knocking nearby partygoers to their feet. Utterly void-addled, he shifts immediately into his worgen form and roars* 

[medangerzone]

*is shocked but instantly springs into action, calling on the Light to hold Liam in place before he can leap away. He focuses, beginning the spellwork to properly subdue him– when a sudden, sharp pain in his head shatters his concentration, and he falls to his knees, winded and gasping. The spellwork fails, and Liam is unrestrained* 

[mia-greymane]

*is luckily in the area and runs over, shouting the incantations to lock Liam within a runic prison, thankfully before he manages to actually kill anyone, though several patrons have some rather nasty cuts now. She wipes sweat from her brow, pale and shaking* ...Why. Why again? My poor boy... *tears well up in her eyes, and Genn comes to comfort her, looking similarly distressed* 

[mia-greymane]

@eyepatch-mcgee: *nods* Will do, hopefully we won’t get too lost though, I feel that’d probably be a little embarrassing! But yes, we’ll go have a look around, hopefully we’ll see you around later on? --- Of course! Come by the courtyard at some point, that's where we've set the actual barbecues and music up. I'll be there most of today-- it's where all the good gossip happens. *she chuckles* Anyway, you both have fun in the meantime.

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*turns up at the party slightly fashionably late with Illidan, and goes up to Mia to greet her*  Hello Queen Greymane! Lovely to see you again, thanks for inviting us to this party. Felt I should bring something along with me so, *he holds up two bottles of that Good Belf Wine* I brought this with me, hopefully it’s a wine that’ll go well with barbecue and all, I have a feeling it should go well!

[mia-greymane]

Ah, hello Regent Lord! Oh my, you shouldn’t have. *she peers at the bottles, nodding in approval* Whoa, fancy stuff! Be a dear and put them somewhere Genn won’t find them, will you? Don’t want him hogging these! *she winks*

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Oh, you don’t have to refer to me as my boring title, just call me Lor’themar. But well if you insist on me keeping this somewhere safe, I’m sure I can arrange that with ease! I mean it might end up with some of it missing though! *he grins and winks back at her, though it’s kind of weird with one eye*

[mia-greymane]

In which case, you can drop the title too. For the rest of the day I’m just “Mia”. *she smiles* And that’s fine, help yourself to anything you see on the tables. If you get lost at all in the manor grounds, look for the huge redheaded boy-- that’ll be Liam, and he has maps. 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*turns up at the party slightly fashionably late with Illidan, and goes up to Mia to greet her*  Hello Queen Greymane! Lovely to see you again, thanks for inviting us to this party. Felt I should bring something along with me so, *he holds up two bottles of that Good Belf Wine* I brought this with me, hopefully it’s a wine that’ll go well with barbecue and all, I have a feeling it should go well!

[mia-greymane]

Ah, hello Regent Lord! Oh my, you shouldn't have. *she peers at the bottles, nodding in approval* Whoa, fancy stuff! Be a dear and put them somewhere Genn won't find them, will you? Don't want him hogging these! *she winks*

[mia-greymane]

@aratortherememer:

*turns up on time, and has brought with him a bowl of what looks like homemade potato salad, which he holds out to Mia, smiles but still looking a bit nervous* Hello Queen Greymane! Thank you for inviting me, I’ve uh, well I’m sorry it’s not much, but I made this potato salad for the party since I didn’t really want to come empty handed! I haven’t really made this before, but I followed a recipe perfectly, so hopefully it tastes nice enough!

*smiles at Arator and takes the bowl* You’re always welcome here, Arator. And thank you, it looks lovely! I’ll set it out on the table with the rest of the food for the guests to try. Liam is in the courtyard with Med’an and some other guests if you were wondering where they’ve gone off to. 

[aratortherememer]

*looks really happy at Mia’s compliments* Thank you! But yes, I’ll go and join them now I think, thank you again for having me here! It’s a real honour to be invited to something like this, I don’t well, really go to many parties actually!

[mia-greymane]

Is that so? Well, I'm sure that'll change with the amount of parties we like to throw! You're welcome here anytime, party or otherwise. *she pats him on the shoulder* Now, you go enjoy yourself. And if Liam's not wearing a shirt, tell him I said to put one on!

[mia-greymane]

@aratortherememer:

*turns up on time, and has brought with him a bowl of what looks like homemade potato salad, which he holds out to Mia, smiles but still looking a bit nervous* Hello Queen Greymane! Thank you for inviting me, I’ve uh, well I’m sorry it’s not much, but I made this potato salad for the party since I didn’t really want to come empty handed! I haven’t really made this before, but I followed a recipe perfectly, so hopefully it tastes nice enough!

*smiles at Arator and takes the bowl* You’re always welcome here, Arator. And thank you, it looks lovely! I’ll set it out on the table with the rest of the food for the guests to try. Liam is in the courtyard with Med’an and some other guests if you were wondering where they’ve gone off to. 

[mia-greymane]

OI PARTY IN GILNEAS, BY INVITE ONLY!

Get over here before Genn eats all the snacks!!! He’s greedy! 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Hm, true. *his smile disappears and he glares slightly at Genn with some venom* And yeah, my life is fucking great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I should probably be getting back to the Undercity, so I can sleep until either Sylvanas decides I’m finally useful enough to her that she’ll actually acknowledge my existence, or someone less important turns up to bother me with something insignificant. And I better also hope that no one has realised I’ve been missing for a good few hours now and gets suspicious, and that I’m in control of myself enough that I don’t accidentally end up transforming at any point that I’m near anyone, because that’s just another thing that I could get killed for! I sure do have a great life, don’t I! 

*elbows Genn lightly and goes to put a hand on Nathanos’ good shoulder* Just ignore Genn, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I have no doubt you’ll manage the curse with the greatest care. Perhaps take a suppressant before you return to the Undercity just in case. The first day is always the hardest. *she smiles at him* If anyone asks where you were, tell them you were spying on us. Tell them you’ve learned that Genn gets agitated when someone spills tea on the embroidered doilies--- which he made. 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*gets up and puts his hoodie back on, then takes the bag from Mia* Ok then, I’ll remember that. And are you sure Genn will give me your number? I think he’d probably regret doing that, because you’re so fucking nice I’m in half a mind to seduce you and whisk you away to the Undercity with me.*winks at Mia and grins*

*laughs at that* You little charmer! I’m probably old enough to be your grandmother. *she pats Genn on the arm, who is glaring at Nathanos* You’ll pass my number along to him, won’t you dear? 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*seems a bit comforted by that and works on calming himself down again before attempting to transform back once again, this time focusing for longer and following Mia’s advice fully and managing to change back into his human form, looking relieved when he opens his eyes to see he’s back to normal, though still checks over himself as though he’s half expecting for it to not have worked fully before sighing in relief* Well fuck, I hope this is something that gets easier with time. *looks up at Mia and genuinely smiles* I still really don’t understand why you wanted to help me with this, but it’s appreciated. I really wouldn’t have been able to do this alone, you’ve probably just saved my life, so um, thanks. 

*smiles back* You’re very welcome. Your two forms will only get easier to control from here. But just in case, be sure to take these suppressants. *she takes the bag off of Genn and hands it to Nathanos* You can either take one when you feel like you’re about to transform, or take one every five hours to make sure you don’t transform at all. Though I don’t think you’ll need to do that with the level of control you’ve shown already, but you can’t be too careful. Oh, and if you need anything at all do drop me a message. Genn can give you my number. 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*closes his eyes and concentrates hard, though nothing really happens. After about a minute he opens his eyes again and frowns* Well, that didn’t work.

No one gets it on their first try, don’t worry. Lets try another method– this time, while you focus, imagine you’re taking off a big heavy coat. Maybe a fur coat or something, but whatever you pick its pretty heavy. Think about how the weight of it feels as you lift it away and drop it, how much lighter you feel once its off. 

[nathanosfightcaller]

*tries again, but is obviously less calm than he was during his first attempt, and fails again, getting more agitated this time as panic starts to set in* Shit, what if I’m stuck like this for good now? Why isn’t this working??

[mia-greymane]

Its early days and you’re probably finding this whole situation stressful. You aren’t doing anything wrong--- all worgen have to go through this period of uncertainty. But you will get the hang of it. I’m happy to stay up here with you until you do. 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*closes his eyes and concentrates hard, though nothing really happens. After about a minute he opens his eyes again and frowns* Well, that didn’t work.

No one gets it on their first try, don’t worry. Lets try another method-- this time, while you focus, imagine you’re taking off a big heavy coat. Maybe a fur coat or something, but whatever you pick its pretty heavy. Think about how the weight of it feels as you lift it away and drop it, how much lighter you feel once its off. 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*gets his breathing under control after a short while and stops struggling, managing to focus on Mia and breathing slowly, staying quiet for a long time as he just breathes. As he finally calms down completely and feels like he has complete control he growls and finally speaks* …Fucking hell you were right about my senses. It feels like I can smell everything in the Eastern Kingdoms right now, it’s fucking overwhelming.

*smiles at that and nods to Genn to let go of Nathanos, which he does* Yeah, thats both a gift and a curse. But you can see what I mean about it being very easy to know when there are spies in Gilneas. How are you feeling other than that?

[nathanosfightcaller]

*looks down at his hands, flexing his fingers a bit and examining his newfound claws with some interest* …I don’t know really, this is extremely strange. It’s like I’m in someone else’s body really, everything feels weird and off. I don’t know how long it’s going to take me to get used to this. And I can still feel the instinct to kill and feed clawing at the back of my mind, but that’s easy enough to ignore right now, I’m used enough to ignoring things similar to that anyway. Now, I guess the next question I have is how do I change back, and if I transform again will I go through the same thing I just did again? Or will it be easier?

[mia-greymane]

Transforming back is easy enough if you’re calm, but much, much harder if you aren’t. I’ll talk you through it as best I can-- once you feel confident you’re in control of yourself, take a nice, deep breath and focus on how much you want to be back in your original form. You should feel your body start to change, but don’t think about that-- think only about how much you want to be back in your own skin. If you’re calm enough, the form should shrug itself away with no hassle. If not, that’s fine. You can use a suppressant and it’ll put you back into your human form and you should be unable to access the worgen form again for a few hours. The next time you transform will be much less painful, but that hunger will be there again, albeit a bit less. Remember to breathe, that’s the key. If you feel like you’re going to transform and its not safe to do so and you don’t have a suppressant handy, you need to calm yourself down and just focus on how you feel in your body in that moment. Calm yourself however you need to. Breathe, think about Genn doing something ridiculous, whatever works for you. 

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*gets his breathing under control after a short while and stops struggling, managing to focus on Mia and breathing slowly, staying quiet for a long time as he just breathes. As he finally calms down completely and feels like he has complete control he growls and finally speaks* …Fucking hell you were right about my senses. It feels like I can smell everything in the Eastern Kingdoms right now, it’s fucking overwhelming.

*smiles at that and nods to Genn to let go of Nathanos, which he does* Yeah, thats both a gift and a curse. But you can see what I mean about it being very easy to know when there are spies in Gilneas. How are you feeling other than that?

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

That’s what you always say, “I’m regretting giving you my number Nathanos”, I’m regretting talking to you now Nathanos”, you’re always so grumpy it’s- *whatever he was going to say gets choked off by a pained noise, his hand going to clasp at the bite on his shoulder as he hunches over a bit, gritting his teeth to try and not cry out in pain, looking rather panicked again as he realises this is probably the beginning of his transformation*

*stands up quickly and takes a step back, nodding to Genn who immediately goes into his worgen form and grips Nathanos tightly, pinning his arms to his sides.* Here it comes. Keep hold of him, Genn. Nathanos, you’re going to be okay. Just remember to breathe. I’ll count down with you, okay? You’ll be fine.

[nathanosfightcaller]

*just barely nods in response, just about in control of himself enough still to start actively breathing before the transformation happens, trying to focus entirely on it. Within moments of doing that he makes another pained cry as he finally transforms, his human form morphing into a rather sleek and agile looking worgen form. As soon as this happens he starts trying to pull away from Genn’s hold, snarling slightly, though he’s still obviously trying to fight the worgen side of himself, as his attempt to get free get weaker and weaker as he tries to stay in control*

[mia-greymane]

Deep breaths in, and out. In... out... *steps a little closer to Nathanos as he works on staying in control, eventually reaching out and resting her hand on his head, rubbing it gently* That’s it, focus on me now. Breathe with me. In... and out. You’re doing brilliantly.

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

That’s what you always say, “I’m regretting giving you my number Nathanos”, I’m regretting talking to you now Nathanos”, you’re always so grumpy it’s- *whatever he was going to say gets choked off by a pained noise, his hand going to clasp at the bite on his shoulder as he hunches over a bit, gritting his teeth to try and not cry out in pain, looking rather panicked again as he realises this is probably the beginning of his transformation*

*stands up quickly and takes a step back, nodding to Genn who immediately goes into his worgen form and grips Nathanos tightly, pinning his arms to his sides.* Here it comes. Keep hold of him, Genn. Nathanos, you’re going to be okay. Just remember to breathe. I’ll count down with you, okay? You’ll be fine.

[mia-greymane]

@nathanosfightcaller:

He definitely is ridiculous. Uhh, I’ve seen him climb up a sheer cliff then just stay balanced there on the side for a while before complaining to me about the Kirin Tor and their “stupid games” because he’s terrible at their challenges, he threw himself at an ettin like an idiot and nearly got killed so I had to fucking save his ass, and outside of things I’ve seen him do, he barely seems to understand memes, which is fucking hilarious. He didn’t know what bork means, or what a bear is.

Oh wow, those are some new ones actually! I’m assuming you mean the other meaning of bear, rather than actual grizzlys or whatever. He doesn’t know what a twink is either, while we’re on this subject.