do you ever look in mirror and just realise how hot you are because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
no, i can’t see the mirror ||-(
...oh god damn it i forgot about that
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@eyepatch-mcgee
do you ever look in mirror and just realise how hot you are because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
no, i can’t see the mirror ||-(
...oh god damn it i forgot about that
do you ever look in mirror and just realise how hot you are because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@eyepatch-mcgee:
*nods* Will do, hopefully we won’t get too lost though, I feel that’d probably be a little embarrassing! But yes, we’ll go have a look around, hopefully we’ll see you around later on? —
Of course! Come by the courtyard at some point, that’s where we’ve set the actual barbecues and music up. I’ll be there most of today– it’s where all the good gossip happens. *she chuckles* Anyway, you both have fun in the meantime.
You have fun too! *takes Illidan’s hand and leads him away, then smiles up at him* So, anywhere you want to go look around first?
Hmm… *he looks around, not that he can see anything* Some of the food smells really good. Can we go there first?
Mm, yeah it does smell good, of course we can! *leads them both off towards the the courtyard*
@eyepatch-mcgee:
*nods* Will do, hopefully we won’t get too lost though, I feel that’d probably be a little embarrassing! But yes, we’ll go have a look around, hopefully we’ll see you around later on? —
Of course! Come by the courtyard at some point, that’s where we’ve set the actual barbecues and music up. I’ll be there most of today– it’s where all the good gossip happens. *she chuckles* Anyway, you both have fun in the meantime.
You have fun too! *takes Illidan’s hand and leads him away, then smiles up at him* So, anywhere you want to go look around first?
*turns up at the party slightly fashionably late with Illidan, and goes up to Mia to greet her* Hello Queen Greymane! Lovely to see you again, thanks for inviting us to this party. Felt I should bring something along with me so, *he holds up two bottles of that Good Belf Wine* I brought this with me, hopefully it’s a wine that’ll go well with barbecue and all, I have a feeling it should go well!
Ah, hello Regent Lord! Oh my, you shouldn’t have. *she peers at the bottles, nodding in approval* Whoa, fancy stuff! Be a dear and put them somewhere Genn won’t find them, will you? Don’t want him hogging these! *she winks*
Oh, you don’t have to refer to me as my boring title, just call me Lor’themar. But well if you insist on me keeping this somewhere safe, I’m sure I can arrange that with ease! I mean it might end up with some of it missing though! *he grins and winks back at her, though it’s kind of weird with one eye*
In which case, you can drop the title too. For the rest of the day I’m just “Mia”. *she smiles* And that’s fine, help yourself to anything you see on the tables. If you get lost at all in the manor grounds, look for the huge redheaded boy– that’ll be Liam, and he has maps.
*nods* Will do, hopefully we won’t get too lost though, I feel that’d probably be a little embarrassing! But yes, we’ll go have a look around, hopefully we’ll see you around later on?
*turns up at the party slightly fashionably late with Illidan, and goes up to Mia to greet her* Hello Queen Greymane! Lovely to see you again, thanks for inviting us to this party. Felt I should bring something along with me so, *he holds up two bottles of that Good Belf Wine* I brought this with me, hopefully it’s a wine that’ll go well with barbecue and all, I have a feeling it should go well!
Ah, hello Regent Lord! Oh my, you shouldn’t have. *she peers at the bottles, nodding in approval* Whoa, fancy stuff! Be a dear and put them somewhere Genn won’t find them, will you? Don’t want him hogging these! *she winks*
Oh, you don’t have to refer to me as my boring title, just call me Lor’themar. But well if you insist on me keeping this somewhere safe, I’m sure I can arrange that with ease! I mean it might end up with some of it missing though! *he grins and winks back at her, though it’s kind of weird with one eye*
*turns up at the party slightly fashionably late with Illidan, and goes up to Mia to greet her* Hello Queen Greymane! Lovely to see you again, thanks for inviting us to this party. Felt I should bring something along with me so, *he holds up two bottles of that Good Belf Wine* I brought this with me, hopefully it’s a wine that’ll go well with barbecue and all, I have a feeling it should go well!
@malfurioustormraging:
*just frowns at Rommath, mostly confused* Uh, who exactly are you?
#I thought this was a meeting for leaders not random blood elves
*glares at the question* It is a meeting for leaders. Unlike in your tree-hugging dictatorship, the blood elves have three leaders. One of whom is me, the Grand Magister of Quel’thalas. The fact you didn’t know that is just further proof of your incompetence. *he points at Malfurion and addresses the others in room* If this oaf can’t recognise his allies, how are we meant to trust him to know which are demons and which are people? He’s a liability.
*speaks up there, looking coolly at Rommath* Hm, dictatorship? It’s always good to know you have such high opinions of my people, and of my husband. Now, do you wish to continue with this petty name calling, or actually give an opinion on whether your people want to help in this endeavour or not? *she looks over at Arator and Anduin* I am willing to lend my people’s aid in this mission alongside my husband’s offer of help, if you wish to accept it.
*smiles and nods* We’d be happy to accept it. Um, with that said… *he looks to Lor’themar, deciding he’d be a much more reasonable person to talk to than Rommath* Have you come to a decision as to what your people will do, Regent Lord?
*nods* I’ll be happy to send some of my people to help you, Prince Anduin. I’m sure Lady Liadrin would be happy to accompany the forces, and actually, I’m tempted to join you myself. It’s been a while since I’ve actually had the chance to fight properly myself.
@kaelupthass:
yeah but a naaru is what got me killed the fucking first time, so i think i should return the favour. it was uh, what was that fuckers name, a’dal or some shit? fuck that stupid wind chime!
–
No one will do any fucking of A'dal. He is a good friend of mine, and the only tolerable naaru. Kael'thas, literally everyone wanted you dead at that point, it’s not A'dal’s fault.
*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!
No don’t blow up Outland I live there ||-(
*has his hand right up in the air* Blow up Outland my brother lives there!
*starts crying*
*stands up and glares furiously at Malfurion* Can’t you go five minutes without being an asshole? We’re here to discuss an actual problem, not to watch you be awful to Illidan because you haven’t got anything else useful to contribute!
@kaelupthass:
its a fuckin disgusting thing, i dont care if sylvanas does it or whatever. shes got no taste too.
mhm well if u can think of a better way to satisfy this lingering Scourge hunger i’d like to hear it. anyway i want a rly fancy coffee. with chocolate dust on it and lots of sugar *she grins sweetly at kael’thas, obviously expecting him to get it for her*
urghhhh fine i guess i’ll get your drinks. *looks over at Lor’themar* so what do you want?
*shrugs, honestly looking kind of bored but doesn’t want to leave because he’s getting a free drink* A latte I suppose.
@kaelupthass:
*frowns in confusion at her* no lilian, what the fuck?? i mean you get to see the dresses when they’re on, not while i’m putting them on, fucking hell.
*sighs in relief* ok good, just checking. wedding dresses can be hard to put on sometimes so i was worried u were gonna treat me and lor’themar like staff or somethin and make us help u dress urself. im not rly about that.
*rolls his eyes* you know we’re going to a proper boutique for this right? they have people for that, duh. have you never been somewhere like that?
*looks confused* uh, no? kael’thas i’ve been on his wretched planet 24 years i haven’t been to a lot of weddings, let alone ones where i got to help pick a dress.
well i guess now you know. generally when trying on big fancy dresses in proper boutiques you get help with your outfit and putting it on, used to do it all the time back when i was younger. but anyway, i can make some appointments for whenever you’re both free. or we could just try doing some walk ins today but i dont know if that’ll be the best bet, or we can go have coffee somewhere. either or.
*sighs and looks up from the magazine he’s still reading* As long as it gets me out of work for longer, I’m up for anything. *goes back to reading the magazine*
@kaelupthass:
can you even be the maid of honour and the best man? whatever, i’ll talk to rommath about that. anyway, onto business. *picks up a pile of wedding magazines which have a load of little tabs on a lot of their pages and dumps them on the table with a loud thump* ok, ive got a few outfits ive made note of in here, first job is narrowing the choices down to say, twenty or so? that’ll be probably best to start with.
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*really doesn’t have anything better to do with her day and picks up a magazine and starts flicking through it quickly, stopping every now and then and holding it up, looking between the picture and Kael'thas pensively. Most of the time she discards it and moves on to another magazine, but is very slowly building up a pile of magazines with dresses she deems acceptable*
*sighs, but also picks up a magazine, though is a lot slower with the process than Lilian since he keeps pausing and getting distracted by the articles in the magazines instead, though does choose some dresses because he’s not going to waste this chance to skip work*
*is standing in his living room, pacing up and down like some kind of drill sergeant and addressing two people who are currently sat on the sofa looking a bit confused* so, you’re probably wondering why i gathered you here today. as you both well know, im fucking getting married and that means i fucking need the perfect dress for my perfect wedding. of course i would have gotten rommath involved in this, but thats bad luck and also hes not exactly got the best fashion sense, bless him. so thats where you two come in! *he points at Lilian* lilian, you’re here because for some reason human-y fashion is in right now, so i need your expertise on all that shit. at least i hope you have some expertise in it. anyway, have either of you got any questions?
*raises his hand slightly at that* Yeah, what exactly am I doing here? Not that I’m opposed to not having to do work, but why me?
@eyepatch-mcgee:
Yeah, seventy years is barely anything in the grand scheme of things. I mean I’m five times that age already, and I’m hardly even middle aged. Hell, compared to Lilian I’m what, around fourteen times her age? Humans are just ridiculous when you think about it.
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*is unsettled by that* Oh god, I don’t even want to think about how many times her age I am. That’s too weird. Humans are too weird. Isn’t Anduin about eighteen? That doesn’t make any sense to me.
Every human is just a baby, it’s just a fact of life. *makes a face* It is really weird to think about actually, do you want to go drink until we stop thinking about this instead?
*nods vigorously* That’s a very good idea. Can you lead me to them? There’s too much going on here and it’s obscuring my vision a lot. ||-(
Of course I can. *takes hold of Illidan’s hand and leads him through the crowds to a drinks table*
@eyepatch-mcgee:
Yeah, seventy years is barely anything in the grand scheme of things. I mean I’m five times that age already, and I’m hardly even middle aged. Hell, compared to Lilian I’m what, around fourteen times her age? Humans are just ridiculous when you think about it.
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*is unsettled by that* Oh god, I don’t even want to think about how many times her age I am. That’s too weird. Humans are too weird. Isn’t Anduin about eighteen? That doesn’t make any sense to me.
Every human is just a baby, it’s just a fact of life. *makes a face* It is really weird to think about actually, do you want to go drink until we stop thinking about this instead?
@eyepatch-mcgee:
He’s in that crowd to the left of us, you might be able to see the faint outline of that mask he’s wearing because there’s no way that’s not infused with magic. He’s just swanning around right now by the looks of it, showing off. …Have to admit he does look pretty great though, that’s a really fancy dress.
*picks up on the magic and nods, looking in the right direction now* Oh yes I can see him now. That’s some impressive spellwork on the mask– quite a complex illusion. It almost looks like feathers. *he smirks a bit* Its been ten thousand years since I last “saw” anything resembling a feather. That’s weird to think about.
Oh wow, it has hasn’t it? Honestly every time you mention things like that it’s kind of mind blowing. Ten thousand years ago just seems incomprehensible to me. But I guess that’s because compared to you my life span is tiny isn’t it? I suppose it’s like how humans can’t really understand blood elf lifespans. They don’t really have the ability to grasp it either.
To be honest it’s a little incomprehensible to me too. It was ten thousand years of… nothing. It really only feels like the first six thousand years of my life were actually real, but that’s still quite a big number. But yeah, human lifespans are the most confusing. They average seventy years or so, don’t they? I’ve probably taken naps longer than that.
Yeah, seventy years is barely anything in the grand scheme of things. I mean I’m five times that age already, and I’m hardly even middle aged. Hell, compared to Lilian I’m what, around fourteen times her age? Humans are just ridiculous when you think about it.
@eyepatch-mcgee:
He’s in that crowd to the left of us, you might be able to see the faint outline of that mask he’s wearing because there’s no way that’s not infused with magic. He’s just swanning around right now by the looks of it, showing off. …Have to admit he does look pretty great though, that’s a really fancy dress.
*picks up on the magic and nods, looking in the right direction now* Oh yes I can see him now. That’s some impressive spellwork on the mask– quite a complex illusion. It almost looks like feathers. *he smirks a bit* Its been ten thousand years since I last “saw” anything resembling a feather. That’s weird to think about.
Oh wow, it has hasn’t it? Honestly every time you mention things like that it’s kind of mind blowing. Ten thousand years ago just seems incomprehensible to me. But I guess that’s because compared to you my life span is tiny isn’t it? I suppose it’s like how humans can’t really understand blood elf lifespans. They don’t really have the ability to grasp it either.