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im not like these other never-gonna-make-its im never gonna make it but in a much more special and peculiar way

i wish i was a guy and i had a dick and my boy best friend could jerk me off for the vibes but we re not gay

hi im johnny knoxville and this is cramming for a microeconomics exam in a day and if i dont pass its gonna make me lose my scholarship

not to be a freak but theres something very romantic to me about showering at someones place and then smelling like their usual products

you ever catch yourself saying something so avoidant it lowkey reinvents relationships from first principles?

i like my music and it makes me happy and i dance and i smile and i groove to the rhythm

google show me this guy wet and whimpering

red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others

you can tell we re in a cultural recession bc women arent vocal about pegging their boyfriends anymore

its so hard to get back to work after a week of being thrown off my routine but i will prevail

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

gonna pass my last 3 exams and then spend my summer going to the beach alone and playing guitar in my room trying to avoid social life

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

happy substance abuse sunday

the economy used to be so good blink 182 made a whole song talking abt how it was over for them bc they were 23 and still immature like okay

i like it when guys do things for me which is why i fall in love with any average looking tired underpaid waiter i stumble upon

BECAUSE I CAN