Chiia's Stuff

Art, cute fuzzy things, comics and funnies. Thats pretty much what goes on here.  

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rfrostine)

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[gaycism]

This is my fav thing of today lmao

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[strangesmallbard]

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

[xanadus-kira]

Matilda knows.

[catchymemes]

Catastrophe

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Cat math. Cath. 

[abbot-suger]

[dykeofhearts]

Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!!

[dykeofhearts]

iconic

[lordxeras]

My girl Sappho was so gay for Artemis she couldn’t even finish a sentence about her

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[human-flesh-search]

[the-callout-of-cthulhu]

you didn’t include the best part

[pileofknives]

“Like hell I’m letting myself get cucked by possums”

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Did I ever mention the time that I found out my lecturer was the ghost in one of my classmate’s home town?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Righto. So a couple years ago I took a Myths and Legends class for uni. The lecturer was this really incredible guy. Loved history. Dressed, everyday, to the nines. Top hat, waistcoat, leather shoes etc. In one of the introductory classes he had us share stories we had heard, local myths and legends from the towns we grew up in. I was studying in Ballarat, an Australian town with a rich ghost history and so it made sense that a lot of people had answers. This one girl, however, grew up in a small rural town a couple hours away and talked about the ghost she knew of from when she was in high school. Every night, at the same time of night (about 3am), people recounted seeing a Victorian man walk across the golf field. This one was particularly interesting because she had seen herself. That is, where other people had just heard these stories, she knew that what had been talked about was real.

This was when he turned red. It had turned out that when he was studying for his undergrad he was living in this particular town. Not many people knew him because he didn’t grow up there. He would spend countless nights up late working and so to wind would go on long late night walks. At 3am, every night. In the full garb he wore everyday. 

It had turned out that him being the stand out that he was, had birthed a legend. He had known about it but never did he think it would catch up with him. 

[slimetony]

[chunkecheeks]

back when i was a freshman in high school there was this one art project involving hot wax so we had a huge vat of it outside of the classroom and kids were like sticking stuff in it and playing with pieces so as soon as i saw it i went OOH WAX and literally stuck my entire hand in it

and my teacher SCREAMED and several students yelled out some “oh my god”’s and i realized why as soon as my hand was submerged because that shit was very very hot but i didn’t want to be known as the dumbass who stuck their hand in burning hot wax and suffered an injury so instead of pulling my hand out and screaming i somehow managed to keep a straight face and just went “what?” and my teacher was just like “oh my god… that’s really hot wax, are you okay?” and i was just like “oh? it is? i can’t feel a thing” and just kept my hand in there for like a solid 30 seconds in excruciating pain before pulling it out

that was honestly the most fierce power move i ever pulled 

[artiegayberg]

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television