DO RIGHT AND KILL EVERYTHING

Hidden in a place no villian will think to look, welcome to my blog

[mysharona1987]

[dennator25]

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

[astrangertomykin]

bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

[tonighttheflightoftheconcho-blog]

[ludaprilgate]

[screenshotfunny]

[fork-a-nature]

Environmental storytelling

[valtsv]

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

True Neutral

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[chambergambit]

it’s interesting how eleanor shellstrop acts like she’s lazy when she’s actually incredibly hard working. instead of just running away, she got herself legally emancipated from her neglectful parents and worked to afford her own apartment, (as well as presumably school tuition and healthcare). she was the top salesperson at her job for multiple years. the tech startup she was a temp for wanted to hire her full-time and thought she would make a great member of the team. she threw herself into learning ethics and moral philosophy, reading incredibly difficult books multiple times in order to understand it. when she threw a party for the neighborhood residents, even tahani, who threw huge parties as a living, thought eleanor did a good job.

eleanor puts on a big show about not caring about anything, but in reality she cares so much.

[sentient-teapot]

“I dont care,” Elenaor Shellstrop said, while caring deeply, and hugging all her hard won friends and chosen family.

[bivenchybabe]

a poser

[federalbureauofislam]

muffy sis... the delusions of grandeur

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

the two r’s in j.r.r. tolkien stand for rockin and rollin

[float-like-a-cadillac]

down to the grey havens I’m strollin

[rubysapphrald]

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

[fiddlesolo]

The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[faun-grove]

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

[sneakyfeets]

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

[jestaposed]