Thomas with a trophy reblog if you agree

Hi this is Ander. He's mentally ill and a hater at his core but deep down he's a good guy

[miasanmuller]

TRADEMARK: tired, bitchy, v creative insults, thomas müller and josep stanisic fucker

Honestly? HONESTLY? I might as well pin this

[miasanmuller]

https://x.com/femolise/status/2088641301407322587?s=46&t=qJPgM-G6K77wpYvt8_NJVQ

don't you find it hilarious the way he goes full murderous face mode while he's on the pitch? like darling everybody knows you're a stupid little flamboyant witzig wimsy bisexual lol stop trying to act cool, leave that for michi

[miasanmuller]

:( :) https://x.com/neneful/status/2088664862654357986?s=46&t=qJPgM-G6K77wpYvt8_NJVQ

i barely know this one and i already like him

[cimicherrychanga]

no one talks about how literally chipul tău şi dragostea din tei mi-amintesc de ochii tăi

[fabioquartararhoe]

our new boys

[miasanmuller]

Your 30s are about waking up on a saturday morning still recovering from your 5 day work week, telling yourself you're too tired to clean your apartment and doing it anyway because the floor is disgusting

[miasanmuller]

Do not believe what they say about adulthood. You'll only know you're a fully functioning adult when you see the most ludicrous sink design known to mankind and your first thought is "how the fuck are you supposed to clean that?"

[miasanmuller]

This is the type of shit I'm talking about btw

[miasanmuller]

Do not believe what they say about adulthood. You'll only know you're a fully functioning adult when you see the most ludicrous sink design known to mankind and your first thought is "how the fuck are you supposed to clean that?"

[aavara]

yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[pudulogy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[48dollars-deactivated20200701]

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

“Would you like to use AI assistant?” I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun

[cazzadores]

there’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t jump out of my seat the second the plane lands