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@miathrock
GLAD ME GETTING A JOB COULD MAKE YOU THIS HAPPY. And no, it’s just funny, that’s all. Oh, I know, but I know in the long run all you would want are sweatpants. She? Is she definitely a girl?
IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, TYSON. IT'S A JOB AT LUSH. Don't laugh at me, you big bully. Maybe you know me too well, damn. Sweatpants are what keeps me going, though. According to my ultrasound today, she is.
your child will either be a munchkin or a giant
I kinda really hope she takes after me in that aspect.
BUT IN FOUR YEARS? You two are too happy for just the fact I got a job at a store, it’s funny. And yeah, I would: sweatpants. And trust me, it definitely motivates me, I just want to make you two happy.
I CAN'T THINK OF THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS EXCITED SO YEAH FOUR YEARS. I'm sorry for being happy for you! I don't think sweatpants are exactly what I had in mind. Trust me, she and I will be happy with you regardless of anything.
just imagine though, if tyson was the baby's father, then the baby would have the bluest eyes ever bc you two's genetics omfg
In a perfect world, this would be reality, but since it's not, I'll still admit that my sperm donor has pretty nice eyes, so my little princess still has a chance.
IS IT REALLY THAT MAGNIFICENT? Is she really? She had me apply to Sephora and Victoria’s Secret as a part of the dare, didn’t get those though. And I’ll try my hardest, okay?
YES, IT REALLY IS. I knew there was a reason I loved her. Wow, if only you would've gotten the Victoria's Secret job- then you'd know exactly what to get me for every occasion like ever. You better! You'll not only being making one person happy, but two. That should motivate you.
No, I actually did. Eliana made me apply to all these places, and I actually got one.
TYSON. THIS IS THE MOST MAGNIFICENT THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN LIKE FOUR YEARS. Your sister is a saint, wow. Can you hook me up with some bath bombs please and thank you?
After a dare, I ended up getting a job at Lush of all places.
No you didn't. Are you lying, Ty? This has to be a dream.
@rykerofficial: @mimithrock they make those??
@mimithrock: @rykerofficial YES. They're so good too omgg and fried cheesecake
@aspenjfc: @minithrock those exist???
@mimithrock: @aspenjfc fucking obviously
@minithrock: if I don't get a fried Reese's cup in the next ten minutes I will literally destroy someone
And you could’ve turned her down. It’s not like she was going to force you to stay here; you’re staying here on your own will, so there’s obviously something in you keep you here. Well you’re acting like some fucking saint for keeping that baby and making me out to be the bad guy because I don’t fucking want it. I didn’t have a say in it to begin with, and I don’t want a say in it. This is your issue now, not mine, cupcake.
She's too sweet to say no to. Actually- there is a reason I'm staying here. I'm hoping that somehow you'll get it through your thick head that this is real. Don't you realize that not wanting does make you the bad guy? God, you're not an idiot, you should fucking realize these things. If you want out of this, just say the word, but if you come around in five years thinking that everything is fine and dandy, don't expect me to let you just pop into its life.
If you have other places to go, then why the fuck don’t you go there? You’d be removing a great burden out of my life if you just got out of my house; you’re not welcome there. Just because my mother says you are doesn’t mean shit. And for the record, it’s not my fucking fault you’re still pregnant. You can take care of that on your own. So unless you plan on taking care of that kid before it’s born or putting up for adoption, you can stop fucking complaining, because you have all the power in the world to get rid of it. So don’t hold that over my head like it’s some great burden for you to raise the kid, when you have the choice not to. It’s not mine.
I was going to live elsewhere until your mom came in. Do you really think I'd willingly want to live with you? I don't exactly know how to break it to your mom that I don't want to be here. Oh my god. I can't believe that you would even suggest that! It's just as much my decision as it is yours, but if you're going to suggest that I "take care of it" then you have no say. You're awful.
Really? Because last time I checked, my agenda didn’t consist of providing your homeless ass a roof over her head. Yet here we are.
This is an argument to bring up with your mother, not me. She's the one who insisted that I stay. I've got plenty of places to go if she decides otherwise, so your dream of me being completely homeless while raising your child is going to be crushed.
Isn’t this place supposed to be more fun during the summer?
As crazy as this may sound, nobody's agenda is to make sure you're having fun.
@teeyoung: @mimithrock shhhh yes you will
@mimithrock: @teeyoung I'll ask you this again in 4 months
@aspenjfc: @mimithrock oh, you could have just said that
@aspenjfc: @mimithrock I thought you were going to say you ate a puppy or something
@mimithrock: @aspenjfc nope. I'm not an immature idiot like some people here :-)
@aspenjfc: @mimithrock please explain
@mimithrock: @aspenjfc I'm pregnant
