Definitely Not Will Smith

Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe

[meepmonstare]

guess what bitches

[arorodian06]

Wish me or my alt were that popular @men-in-black-official

[mib-official]

Bonjour

[men-in-black-official]

WTF is going on

[mib-official]

Just stare at this blue light

[meepmonstare]

guess what bitches

[arorodian06]

Wish me or my alt were that popular @men-in-black-official

[mib-official]

Bonjour

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[fistfulls-of-basil]

There's no basil in this post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

America

[mib-official]

Nothing to see here.

[baja-bitchb0y-deactivated202602]

@the-aftonsparv my dude you will NEVER believe what I bought today

His name is Steven :3

[the-aftonsparv]

HOLY SHIT IT’S MY COUSIN??

[baja-bitchb0y-deactivated202602]

(To the tune of Me and Michael) Me and Steven~~

[the-aftonsparv]

do tell steven i said gleeble florp!

[mib-official]

We're going to need you both to look at this light