Micah, please!

I'm a boulevardier, pop culture enthusiast, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. This Tumblr is like my other blog, but fun-sized!

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It begins... #falliscoming (at Target Chester)

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This is my new car air freshener. It's June. I'm a disruptor. (at Museum District, Richmond, Virginia)

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I haven't had pancakes in over 3 months. I'm back, baby! #treatyoself (at Moore Street Cafe)

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I haven't had pancakes in over 3 months. I'm back, baby! #treatyoself (at Moore Street Cafe)

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I'm your father, loukoumades. (at Richmond Greek Festival)

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New magnet! "I have a photographic butt memory." (at Midvale School for the Gifted)

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Remember: when Gozer asks if you are a god, say yes! (at Chester, Virginia)

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Remember when society completely crumbled and we had to slowly rebuild from scratch? Buried in a closet of the airbnb I recently stayed at was a snow globe commemorating that cataclysmic event. (at Occoquan, Virginia)

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I just started a GoFundMe to help me realize my life's dream.

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Eggs. Scrambled, not poached. (at Moore Street Cafe)

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The cover art for the Scorpions' album Blackout, in feline form.

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And Seagull Jesus replied, "When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. Bread crust!!!" (at Frisco, North Carolina)

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norwegian word of the day

avslappet

adj. relaxed, laid-back

“I dag har vært en ganske avslappet dag.” “Today has been a quite relaxed day.”

“Føler du deg avslappet?” “Are you feeling relaxed?”

“En avslappet fyr kom og satt seg ned ved siden av meg i bussen.” “A laid-back guy came and sat down next to me in the bus.”

“Slapp av!” “Relax!”

plural form: avslappede / avslappete definite singular form: avslappede / avslappete 

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State, local, and federal laws are pretty strict about mandating what can and cannot be read while at the beach and in airports. And I'm a model citizen, so... (at Frisco, North Carolina)

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Well played, groundhog. (at Midvale School for the Gifted)

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Wubba lubba dub dub! (at McDonald's)

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The sidewalk told me to stop and take a picture in the middle of my run yesterday. (at Monument Avenue)