Don't Trust the Pineapple?

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[yodan]

[down-on-the-loki]

[owlmylove]

I actually said “holy shit” when I saw this

just… holy shit

[craig-boone]

[illuvium-deactivated20121030]

Can I pay for this in tears?

[potteraze]

[homodendron-deactivated20191003]

OMG you guys what if Waternoose had his heart broken by a child a long time ago and that’s why he’s so violently opposed to letting the other monsters get to know kids?! Actually this would explain the entire monster reality because they have entire government agencies devoted to keeping the kids out! Someone at the top of all of this knows that kids are actually really lovable but monsters can never befriend them because adults would hunt them all down and kill them. The scare tactics used in this movie were for the monsters own good, but not for their physical health, for their hearts!

[polysensates-deactivated2015080]

You little shit.

[misstanwyck]

[annetdonahue]

The importance of consent: a narrative.

[maxontrax]

I will forever reblog this gifset.

[forsciencejohn]

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

[stevensyeun-deactivated20210216]

(x)

[knsknsknsknskns-deactivated2018]

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

[weasleyfireworks]

[measuringinlove]

Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is the best movie for so many reasons

[archival-dead]

I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha

[rubyredwisp]

Dimly, as if from far away, she heard a…a noise…a soft sighing sound, as if a million people had let out their breath at once.

[oomshi]

WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE

[sentimental-apathy]

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

[androidscottarchive-deactivated]

[nixpunk]

WAIT IS ‘CAR’ JUST A SHORTER FORM OF ‘CARRIAGE’

[oh-good]

[ofabeautifulnight-deactivated20]

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

i finally found it, my senior quote:

[cniehauses]

[actresseswithoutteeth-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

jesuisjordean:

these toothless celebs are my new fave thing i can’t handle it

[thereignofcastamere-deactivated]

she sold her teeth to pay for her daughter stop insulting her god some people

[heartsuits]

just another heart in need of rescue

[stephenhawkingmoonwalking-deact]

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[icantbeliveihaveablog]

Tea Steeper

[timelordsmith]

[dykes-deactivated20200607]