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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

ethanmaldridge

Menswear Menagerie

Clothes I'm wearing this summer

ethanmaldridge

These were drawn with ink and watercolor. Those who know me in person know that I like to dress up a bit, and this seems like a fun way to document my outfits. Keep an eye out for more in the future!

stars-bean

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

halondrus

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

halondrus

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

valtsv

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

shegayonmygirl

aborted doctor voice: I would've loved to dismiss the concerns of women and fat people... If I was born...

philcollinsenjoyer

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

prettyboyhere

sister post to this

chromaticabrasions

"oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-" it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem