Uh.. Hi.

Hi... I'm Michael. I'm seventeen, I guess I like to draw. If you want to know more, just like.. ask.. I guess..

[michael-hey-blog]

So uhm.... I think I may be going home at the end of the summer...

[jfcisaacnicholson]

No better way to spend your night than in a hospital with a broken ankle. 

[michael-hey-blog]

Oh god... That sounds awful, I'm so sorry.

[damienxcross]

Well make sure you make this year the best one then, yeah? Don’t rush it because growing  up into an adult sucks sometimes. I’ll be sure to take your advice. I don’t think we’ve met before, I’m Morgan.

[michael-hey-blog]

I'll definitely keep that in mind... I hope that Senior year will be better than the other years. It's nice to meet you Morgan, I'm Michael.

[damienxcross]

I totally feel you, man. I was excited when I finished up high school myself, it was definitely a blast.

Oh man…. that’s just fuckin’ gross. I’ll stick to the younger people… I don’t need to mess around with that STDs mess.

[michael-hey-blog]

It'll be so great to graduate, but sadly I still have another whole year... And like I said, you should stick to twinks instead of saggy old ladies. Much cleaner and younger, so it's the obvious choice.

[damienxcross]

That’s pretty cool, dude. Well now that you’ve told me not to ask, I gotta ask… Why? Some of those old ladies can be a bit kinky, man. I mean, they have dentures you know? They can just pop those out and go to town if they wanted to.

[michael-hey-blog]

Yeah, I'm excited to be almost done with high school. Okay, this is pretty gross, but since you asked I'll tell you... Let's just say that STDs spread more in retirement homes than anywhere else.. My psychology teacher back home told us that and it's nasty but true... So be careful when you pick your cougar.

[damienxcross]

Are you in college or high school? Just curious. Hey, man, I’m just tryin’ to spread what little bit of love I have to people. Older ladies just seemed to fit the bill at the moment.

[michael-hey-blog]

I'm going to be a senior next year at the high school. And I'm just going to give you a bit of advice and say stay away from any of the old ladies that are retirement home age... Don't ask why.

[michael-hey-blog]

GET IT MIKEY.

I don't know what you mean...

[damienxcross]

No I’m not, I start classes at the college in the fall.

[michael-hey-blog]

Oh, good.. But yeah, you shouldn't get a cougar.

[damienxcross]

Well, you point me in the direction of some little twink that wants to take an interest in me, and I’ll drop the saggy boobs.

[michael-hey-blog]

Hmm... Off the top of my head I can think of one..?

Wait... You're not a teacher are you?

[damienxcross]

An old man? Saggy balls aren’t my thing.

[michael-hey-blog]

I meant the complete opposite. As in young, not old. And male, not female.

Just saying, a cute twink is probably a lot better than a wrinkly woman with saggy boobs.

[damienxcross]

So I’m watching this show called Cougar Wives…. I think I’ve come to the conclusion… I might just have to get me one.

[michael-hey-blog]

Or instead of a old woman, you could get the opposite of that.

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

A year, year and a half tops. 

[michael-hey-blog]

I'm so sorry... That must be super hard. If there's anything I can do, let me know...

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

With all the other dead people’s ashes? Not to mention the actual dead people that are probably in the ocean all by themselves. No, I need somewhere original… 

[michael-hey-blog]

How long do you have...?

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

I suppose it’s fine. I just have to decide where to spread my ashes. 

[michael-hey-blog]

Oh... uh... The ocean?

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

I’m going to die soon. 

[michael-hey-blog]

Oh... I'm sorry...

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

I’m going to die. 

[michael-hey-blog]

Technically we're all going to die...

[killthecatsinyourhouse-blog]

No. It’s terminal. 

[michael-hey-blog]

I'm confused..