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@michaelbakari
𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈 𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 is an 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 currently in the spotlight for the 2025 movie "𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒" for which he received several awards. born on 𝐅𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝟗𝐭𝐡, 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟕 he is 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 years old. he resides in 𝐋𝐎𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒, 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀, but he hails from 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐊, 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐘, with time spent various other places for filming. 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 goes by 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 pronouns, is 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 and is currently 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄.
what's up, jorji? who did you bother on the napa trip? because it sure as hell wasn't me and i've got to say say i'm pretty disappointed. i thought our friendship was rooted in you bothering me, and me thinking you're annoying but secretly enjoying your company. [ @jorjasmxths ]
you were easily one of the best dressed at the met gala this year, in my humble opinion. but while i do understand that the dress code was "fashion is art", i did not think i'd be seeing that many fake nipples on one carpet. i wasn't there but i looked through some of the fits and man... people are wilding. [ @infinitichvse ]
who were you roomed with on the napa trip? i need to know who i should send my condolences to for having to deal with your annoying habits. in all seriousness though, how did you enjoy the trip? [ @tthompsonfms ]
did you watch "swapped" with your kid yet? i can't remember how old she is, but i think it's a great family watch. that's what my sister and her kids say at least. if you haven't watched it yet, i'll start seriously doubting my skills as a voice actor and you'll never hear the end of it. so lie to me if you must. [ @dakotajchnson ]
i saw on your instagram that you did a campaign for gum? or so i think since it was all in a language i have no knowledge about. i think you really sold that gum or whatever it was. i could really see the expression in your eyes, how you were determined to make this the best campaign ever. made me want to try whatever it was at least. i hope that counts for something. [ @jvckscn ]
You know what truly shows humility? Paint and sip. Am I saving you a seat beside me for it tonight?
i mainly spent my time during the trip in my room working on my laptop and decided to treat myself to a spa day, but had i read the itinerary and seen there was a paint and sip event i would've totally attended with you. i would've made the ugliest thing and given it to my sister. i have her kids' artwork on my fridge, so she better proudly display whatever i could've potentially made.
What's wild to me is that you and Amanda Seyfried were in the same TV show together. I had no clue. In fact, and please don't tell her I said this, but I thought she was older than you. Maybe because I've known her since her Mean Girl days, but all this feels like a conspiracy theory if you ask me. @michaelbakari
woah, amanda... looking older than me? i seriously doubt that. at least through my eyes she doesn't. even though it's because you know her from her "mean girl" days, i was on "the wire" before "mean girls" came out, but i'm guessing you didn't watch that, which is probably good since you're younger and it was quite a heavy watch.
between finishing production on a couple of projects and spending leisurely time building out the timeline of her next film, going to concerts, and playing house with someone for a few weeks who'd need to go back to the act of a pr relationship, eventually — zoe's life clearly wasn't chaotic enough. her motto of 'it can always be worse' helped her stay completely nonchalant and cool in certain scenarios. and why not add to that mayhem by flying out to london and visiting someone she only saw on special occasions? this time could be different. seeing michael could be the reset she needed. the calm in the storm or just another disaster waiting to happen. either way, she was willing to take that risk. landing at the airport at last, she wheeled her bags towards the arrivals area, hoping there weren't paparazzi waiting to capture a moment, only to have it completely twisted in the tabloids later. finally spotting michael waiting in front of his car, she took a moment to soak in the view of him: incognito, effortlessly cool, an essence that naturally draws you in, and patience slightly faltering as he looked at his watch. "hey, you!" the woman's arms opened to pull him into a hug and she gave a small peck on each cheek. his expensive scent being the first thing to mark his claim on her on this mini-vacation. "i'm all yours for the week," she motioned toward her bags that were full of different types of clothes, fit for any occasion. "what's up first, handsome?" // @michaelbakari
it wasn't like michael's schedule had slowed down after his oscar win... it was rather like things had picked up. it was to be expected after winning one of the most prestigious awards within the acting sphere, but he hadn't properly had the chance to just soak it all in. the congratulatory wishes had rolled in every moment of every day, and he'd constantly been reminded of his performance, and a little part of michael feared that he'd reached his peak. speaking to zoe had been a way to calm his mind, flirt a little and have a good time, without putting too much pressure on himself, as it seemed the world had begun to do. so when he'd invited her out to see him, he hadn't expected her to agree. not because they wouldn't have fun, but because it seemed that zoe, like himself, was just too busy. he leaned against his small-ish rental suv, having gone for something sensible rather than flashy as to not draw unwanted attention. his sunglasses covered his eyes as he looked towards his bvlgari watch, and it was in that moment he heard the familiar voice. "look who the cat dragged in," michael greeted her and he opened his muscular arms to wrap them around her smaller frame. an effortless smile appeared on his lips at the small peck she placed on each of his cheeks. "cheek kisses? how european of you," he joked and moved towards her bags to remove himself from the sensual scent of her perfume and the way things just felt so easy, even after just a few moments in each other's presence. he hauled the bags into the trunk, before moving to open her door, waiting for her to hop in before leaning in close with his underarms on the door frame. "are you hungry? sleepy? or ready for a good time?" he asked zoe, a playful smirk lingering on his lips, "your answer will determine where this day will go." he dragged his glasses down his nose and shot the woman a wink, before closing the door and making his way around to the driver's side, buckling himself in. "you have an answer for me yet?" michael's question lingered as he put the truck in gear, placing his arm behind her headrest while looking over his shoulder to back out of the short-term parking spot. once satisfied, he put the car in gear and begun their drive towards the city.
you hear hot and sexy allllll the time. cute should be a welcomed change, especially when it's this true. okay, that sounds like a challenge. i'll somehow someway get them on you that way and then take a picture for proof for life. i'm stealthy so not worried about you being a light sleeper. you know what? i can't be made. she endured so much time living in the basement so she deserves being someone's number 1. that's it? think we can manage that.
maybe i just need to hear it from the right person to believe it. i'm rarely considered cute, but i think "swapped" will change that perception of me. a whole generation of kids will think i'm a cutie, instead of knowing me as killmonger, adonis creed or the smokestack twins. which is pretty sad, in my own humble opinion. you're stealthy? so you're going to sneak into my rental place and take a picture of me in the middle of the night? i might just pretend sleep and then drag you under the covers, steal your phone and keep you hostage, to have a proper night's sleep. 5% should be fine from all the millions of fans you've got out there. i'd probably donate it to charity anyway.
always said you were destined for an oscar, buddy. so glad i was right. mmh, i think i need more payment before i don't leak these photos. pizza and beer soon? all my treat.
yeah, i know, tessa. i won't ever admit it ever again, but you're often right. pizza and beer soon sounds like a plan and you better treat me to a meal. can't let the oscar winner do anything but polish his statuette.
I understand your mentality, but the way we're acting right now is going to be the thing that ruins our friendship. We need to communicate to have any kind of relationship at all and we've been completely avoiding one another. That doesn't help either of us, does it? Private: Are you being serious? You could have told me the truth this entire time instead of ignoring me. Why didn't you tell me that night?
fuck, you're right. after it all went down i just didn't know how to act or what to say. private: i'm being serious. how was i supposed to tell you, anya? we went from friends, to fucking, to strangers over the course of 24 hours. when we woke up it felt too awkward to mention it, because basically couldn't look at each other.
Yeah - I kind of try and get a lot the magazines that I'm the cover person for. Got a whole collection. People might find it weird but we all have our things about our work, right? Do you have any other movies coming out or working on anything? Cause I'll add it to my list of things to watch. Twenty is an interesting year for sure.
that's pretty dope. i don't think i could ever have that many photos of myself around my house, since i feel like you've been on plenty of covers and could probably cover a full wall with them. oh, for sure. we all have our things and we do what we do best, but you're killing it, liv. my latest project is an animated movie "swapped" that just released on netflix. i watched the trailer with my niece and nephew recently, since they had a small role in the intro and it felt so surreal to see the "academy award winner michael b. jordan" in the trailer. i think you'd enjoy it though. it's cute, funny, sweet and it's for everyone. twenty is a crazy age. especially since you can't really legally drink either.
how has playing for the devils treated you all these years, my man? you've been on the team so long it's like you're just a permanent fixture at this point. hockey's a cool sport and brutal as hell, but i've still yet to be to a game. maybe you can hook a guy up with some tickets to a game? i am a jersey boy at heart even though i live out in los angeles now so i'll support how ever i can. [ @hischicrs ]
michael, it's a figure of speech and not me actually trying to suffocate myself. brother mode activated. alright, but if i hadn't gotten drunk on st. patricks day, i 100% would've gotten a little tipsy on my birthday… but i'm not built like that. blame yeji. so you've never had beef with the police? not even a disagreement over a speeding ticket?
how was i supposed to know that, nicole? give an old man a break, i don't know all your young people figure of speech or turns of phrase. brother mode will always be activated when it comes to you, so let me know if i need to give someone a stern talking to. you're not built for alcohol? are you saying that if i show up with a bottle of tequila and a nice red wine as a belated birthday present for you, you won't drink it? i never said that. just that i'd never been arrested, but that's a story for another day.
i'm only giving what you deserve. i promise i'll only ever say what i truly mean, and believe me when i say there's plenty of sweetness i can give you, especially if it comes with a spanking. at that point, you're just threatening me with a good time. let's do next weekend. it'll give you an extra week to let your cast know to not contact you for a few days because you're with someone so special. very gracious. couldn't be more grateful. look at you and the flattery you're trying to pull now. brownie points, i'll give you that. what's on the itinerary? should i bring outfits that'll fit all occasions — casual, active, formal? or is your plan not to leave the rental much?
what i deserve is you being here already, so when am i picking you up from the airport? so what you're saying is that i should threaten you with no spankings? no compliments or flattery or you'll be stuck sleeping in the bed and i'll take the couch, far far away from you. i'm free this weekend, so i'll be stood at the arrivals waiting until you come through. i've already told everyone to leave me be, so all that's missing is someone so special aka zoe with an e. i get brownie points? fuck yeah. maybe it'll get me in your good graces for not reaching out for a while. i'll say bring a little of everything, on the off chance we leave the rental.
Don't even mention the upside-down kiss, it would've been so good to recreate it. We would've gone down in history. I'll always be a bit annoyed they didn't listen to me on that one, I don't forget and definitely not forgive either. I always say I'd come back to play Spider-Man if the story's right, but now I just say, if you're involved, I'm there with bells on.
not just recreate it, but make it even better, you and i. it would've been one for the books, that's for sure. so maybe, one day, we should recreate it and just casually drop in on instagram. okay, listen... idea time. what if we make a film inspired by spider-man. we could call it... butterfly-man? or mosquito-man? and then write an upside down kiss scene in there and take the world by storm.
