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5sospicturesque

Clearing out my camera roll 7011/?

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#luke hemmings

blondthot

*hugs a basket of snacks*

#luke hemmings

zsnes

daisies--daisies

This is almost too much

dancing queen.

#TØP

cannedsummertime

the sun will rise and we will try again

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#TØP

pizza

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

memesandlaughs

catchymemes

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

baneismydragon

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

saxifraga-x-urbium

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

fan-enby-anonymous

Damn it sure is

awful-earworm

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”