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Dwight: Michael. I can't believe you came!

Michael: That's what she said!

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Don't listen to your critics; Listen to your fans.

Michael Scott

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I wish I could have gone on that cool retreat with Ryan!

Michael Scott

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So I was in the office, and I look over to our accounting division and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing a jacket that I've never seen before and I call over to Kevin. 'Kevin, is that a tweed jacket?' and he looks at me and he says, 'Michael, yes it is a tweed jacket" and I look back at him and I say, 'I FEEL THE NEED...the need for tweed"

Michael Scott

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Jan mostly came around when she was horny and Ryan came here when he wanted to visit his parents, and to do laundry.

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A muhdur you say? I do declare.

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In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one...where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me, I'll know for sure.

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Toby: Hey Jim.

Jim: Not now Toby, my god!

Michael: (to Toby) Get the hell out of here, idiot!

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Michael: Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?

Stanley: You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.

Michael: Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley.

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Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

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When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I viewed "Cookie Monster Sings Chocolate Rain" one thousand times.

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Michael: Get me Armani.

Pam: A suit?

Michael: On the phone!

Pam: Like the main company number, because I'm going to have to call information.

Michael: Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You're not going to Paris! I'm so much better then you are.

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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Look, Ryan is book smart, and I am street smart ... and book smart.