hopelessly fucked

• Emily • she/her | asexual panromantic | socially awkward | really likes the gorillaz and P!ATD yeah that's pretty much it

[fuckyeahawfulfantrolls]

me i hate eridan

one day you will see the light 

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

[yesbrendonurie]

by Fall Out Boy

[gothiccharmschool]

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

[hccligans]

by Panic! At The Disco

[cinnamontoastcrises]

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

[hideiwa-deactivated20150318]

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

“slut means the end in swedish”

[hideiwa-deactivated20150318]

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[adblawson-deactivated20160122]

My Whovian Christmas tree complete with hidden Christmas pickle ornament. Yes, my tree is wearing a fez and a bowtie. My tree is cool.

[radondoran]

[wokeimperialist-deactivated2018]

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

[michaelscurls]

Friend: Men in uniform are hot.

Me: Yeah, bibbers make all butts look fabulous.

Friend: What? No. I mean-

Me: And the jackets? Oooooh the jackets.

Friend: ...

Me: Don't even get me started on the shakos.

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: ....

Me: ...You didn't mean marching uniforms did you.

[thatssohaven-deactivated2016121]

[awkwardactionshots]

Slow clap for whoever took part in this. Beautiful. 

[fuks]

[michaelscurls]

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

[stunningpicture]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[busket]

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

[bearhatalice-deactivated2015090]

Nobody suspects a thing

[thepaulfamilydynasty-blog]

[angelbabyspice]

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

[birchsoda]

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

[erotoxication-deactivated201607]

the no homo sapiens

[flufflogic]

I was just going to like and then that last comment

[xe-stuff]

[whatshouldwecallclarinet]

When a percussionist practices in the hallway

[scramblelle]

Let’s crank this up, get this party started! *cranks up metronome 3 clicks*

[themarchingbandthings]

Band is over and now I have nothing to do with my life.

Every Band Kid Ever (via themarchingbandthings)

[musicalmelody22]

Valentines from last year that I made.