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Hey, anyone who said this outfit would be perfect for Ghost King Phantom? Tada I posted this on a DPxDC discord server, and they said to "lemme reblog this on tumblr!!!" so here we are
went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard
Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.
i keep mine in my fanny pack :)
Danny: As spoiled as ever I see.
Oliver, fake drunk: Danny! Good seeing you again old friend.
Danny, knows but won't say anything about it: Please get off of me.
Oliver: Aw come on. None of that Masters charm?
Danny: Don't even think of calling me that.
Oliver: Still beefing with the old man.
Danny: He isn't my dad and we both know this. Unless your 5 years missing has missed your head up.
Oliver: Mmmm nah I think it's still screwed on tightly.
Danny: Could have fooled me. Here I thought the walls lied to me when they whispered about you getting an upgrade. Instead you've fallen even further down.
Oliver: Hey now who are these whispers huh? You always got eyes in places man. You should give me your contacts.
Danny: The ghosts don't quite like you Queen.
Oliver, can't see ghosts: You've said that before but like what did I do?
Danny, can see ghosts: Back then? Be a rack. Now? Perhaps you should change professions.
Oliver, straighten up real quick: What profession? I don't work?
Danny: So you say.
Oliver: Fenton.
Danny: Queen.
Oliver: Who—
Vlad: Badger! We are leaving.
Danny: It was good seeing you again Oliver. Maybe next time, you won't have so many eyes on you.
Oliver, stunned: I—
[Masterpost]
Phantom: *floats into the Watchtower with a baby strapped to his chest*
Batman: ...Phantom why do you have a baby?
Phantom: Oh, I was summoned last night and some lady sacrificed her baby to me, so I'm a dad now.
Superman: What?!
Wonder Woman: Oh? Congratulations.
Batman: You can't seriously just...keep them.
Phantom: Sure I can, anything thats sacrificed to me is mine to do with as I please. Got a puppy once, her name's Bugsy.
Superman: Do people often get sacrificed to you?
Phantom: Oh yeah, but most sacrifices are adults, so I just let them go back to their mortal lives. I'm working with Constantine to get the word out that I prefer nonhuman sacrifices, like food, or herbs, but its slow going.
Batman: Phantom we can't let you keep the baby.
Phantom: *tightens his hold on the baby and eyes falling into slits* And why not?
Superman: Well, you're a ghost and they're...living. I don't think you'd ever hurt them on purpose, but accidents happen, especially with babies.
Batman: A ghost is not equipped to raise living children.
Phantom: Oh, is that all you're worried about? Then- *transforms into living form and quickly puts on a mask* There! I'm human, problem solved. *happily walks away*
Superman: Did you know he could do that?
Batman: *shakes his head*
Wonder Woman: *nods her head* Phantom has many talents, tis why Pandora looks down upon him favorably.
Constantine grunted, then began, “we’ve been keeping it under wraps until now,” he said, “but it’s starting to get out of hand.”
Batman stared down at him from the front of the room, making John shift uncomfortably.
“The undead are restless,” he continued anyways, because it needed to be said, “they’re angry almost all the time now. Something needs to be done before they destroy enough to bring the public eye.”
“Do we know what’s causing their anger?” Superman asked, tilting his head.
“They’re trying to find their king,” John sighed, tilting his head back. “Says it’s their new king, just a tyke by both their and our standards. He’s been captured and is actively being harmed when they’re angry.”
“The undead, so like people who’ve been resuscitated?” The Flash asked, causing Constantine to wave at him impatiently.
“Of course not, you dolt. The person needs to have a certain amount of Realms in them for it to affect them. No green juice, no anger. Besides, I’m talking about those that’ve passed, not people whose heart stopped for five seconds.” John sighed, reaching for his smokes - then paused when he remembered he still needed to buy more due to his recent stress-smoking. "They'll fly into a blind rage, though the weaker ones don't know why. They'll find anything to rage over, even the smallest of transgressions that they'd previously been alright with. Someone infringing on their territory, someone ate the last cookie, someone wore the wrong clothes - literally anything."
John didn't care for the way Batman had gone still.
The only way to talk to these people.
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
Tim: Sorry, can't. Its Thursday, which means date night- so Danny and I will be hunting eachother for sport for at least two hours.
Bruce:....I can't tell if your relationship is really healthy, or really messed up, but as long as its consensual I'm going to try really hard not to think about whatever that means.
Tim: Probably for the best. Alright, I'm off!
Bruce: Alfred?
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce?
Bruce: Liquor. Lots, and lots of Liquor.
Steph: Anyway, see ya!
Sam: *watching her leave* Who was that?
Dammy: Oh that's Steph. She brakes into my apartment sometimes and I give her food. She's like a strange stray cat, with a mean right hook.
Sam: You just let her break into your apartment?
Danny: *shrugs* Honestly I'm half convinced shes a Luck Nymph. Since she started coming around my appartment hasn't been stolen from, my landlord finally addressed the mold issue I was concerned about, my balcony railing got fixed, I got a job offer from Wayne Enterprises, and I got to have a conversation with Red Hood about that one gang I saw running around the bay, the ones that I told you look like Joker Minons but I'm pretty sure they're only using the Joker for more cred and have nothing to actually do with him?
Sam: ...Have I ever told you that you're way too unbothered about stuff?
Danny: Many times!
Sam: Cool, I'm gonna say it again in hopes that this time it sticks: You, Daniel Fenton, Are Way Too Unbothered About Stuff.
Harpy Hare, Little Badger
Vlad is an asshole. Danny managed to save and stabilize all of his clones, including the ultimate clone in the pod, with his friends' DNA. He also manages to reform Dante with the promise of family. His core thinks of them as his kids, even though legally they're his half-siblings. Their cores think of Danny as their father/mother. (not Trans Danny, I love Trans Danny, but I think it would be funnier if they were calling him mom without technically misgendering him) Jack and Maddie demand an explanation after finding all the clones and Dante hiding in Danny's huge closet, and he reveals he's the ghost boy. They start sobbing and apologizing and promise to do better. They scrap the more dangerous weapons and start asking a lot of questions about ghosts to fix their heavily biased 'research'. Vlad is pissy about Danny loving his parents even more and about all his clones and Danny's evil future self being accepted by the Fentons but not him. He thinks, because the clones are part of him, he should be fully accepted as well, despite his record. He tries to 'convince' Danny that he needs Vlad to protect him and his children as the only other mature and stable halfa around. Vlad does this by attacking all of Danny's kids and forcing them into their cores. Vlad doesn't understand that a ghost can heal/reform around their core if it's left intact, so he thinks he just killed all of Danny's kids. Vlad was hoping to capitalize on Danny's grief to make him his son. Danny runs sobbing and screaming to the ghost zone, breaking down on the island where the portal is, holding 6 cracked cores. The other ghosts know he's not there for play or to explore, so they take him to the Far Frozen to get the cores looked at. His kids have to be placed in stasis pods to reform, and Frostbite estimates 2-4 and a half years for them to be fully developed again, and they might never be fully stable again either. Danny finds out about Vlad's plan and is obviously pissed about it. Danny and the gang are planning to get out of Amity and transfer to different schools across the country.
Danny was just settling in when Vlad somehow found him and started attacking him, because Vlad is pissed that his plan to get control over Danny failed again. In the middle of the fight, the two find themselves in the Batcave somehow, where the Justice League is meeting up to discuss some recent cult activity in Gotham. They don't realize they have an audience, and Vlad starts mocking Danny for his inability to protect his kids. "Tell me, Little Badger, where did you end up burying your children? I'd love to visit." Danny says nothing; the only indication that he's listening and cares about what Vlad is saying is the tightening of his clenched fists and the drop in temperature. The JL and JLD members are shocked because the vampire-looking guy had to have killed this other guy's kids, right? Vlad gets angry again, cause he's a pathetic man with a short fuse who can't handle not getting what he wants one way or another, and what he wants right now is devastation from Danny. "Well?! I do believe I've asked you a question." He smirks now. At the rage and despair coloring the younger halfa's face. "Where did you bury your children, Daniel?"
Batman: This whole mission was a bust and- where the hell is Phantom?
Aquaman: *silently points to a cluster of rocks where Phantom is laying down surrounded by like 7 Seals*
Batman: Phantom-
Phantom: Shut up! I live here now!
Seal: *banana pose*
Phantom, whispering: You are so precious, I love you.
Speedy: Hey Phantom- What the F*** Is that?!
Phantom: Isn't he just the cutest?! His name is Comet, I found this poor kitty all alone behind my appartment building! I think hes whats called a tabby cat!
Robin: Phantom thats a Siberian Tiger!
Phantom: *holding a full grown tiger against his chest, and tilting his head in confusion* Is that his breed?
Miss Martian: Well the zoo break out was fixed, but they're still missing a- oh, you found him! Well done Phantom.
Imagine Danny and Damian have been dating for a little while, and Damian is finally comfortable introducing Danny to Titus. Titus means a lot to Damian so this is a big thing.
They go to the dog park and the minute Damian let's Danny pet Titus, Danny turns into a pile of goo. He fawns over him, petting his ears and his shoulders and his belly, all while praising him loudly, and you can just tell Danny is completely smitten with him. He even pulls out a bag be brought with him for this meeting, its full of high quality toys, and treats, and he spends a full three hours playing fetch and running around with Titus while spoiling him with treats.
Damian takes a picture of Danny kissing Titus on the nose, and sends it to the family chat with the caption: "My Dog Stole My Boyfriend."
Guys, hear me out. Dead tired. Roommates. Both in university together, not currently dating but everyone assumest they are. Tim’s still Wayne Industries CEO [and the Drake bussiness, but let's be honest he has someone else running that place]
Tim is REALLY bad at taking care of himself or the house because he’s got CEO stuff and also vigilante stuff so Danny picks up what he can around the house.
He cooks meals.
He makes Tim lunch every day.
One day, Tim forgets his lunch
Danny marches into the Wayne Industries building, fresh out of a lab at Gotham U, holding an embarrassingly cute lunchbox.
He shocks the receptionist when he says, “Hi, I’m looking for Tim Drake? He forgot his lunch at home.”
Tam leans against the door jam to Tim's office. He's on a call, and can't visibly react to her, but he can feel her eyes. Judging. Teasing. Calculating.
He wants to shove his lunch box into a drawer, but the EMEA lead is chatting about the roll out of satellite internet to the region and Tim actually cares about that.
There's a ping from his personal phone. Then another.
Tim risks a look at Tam. She's grinning at him, her phone balanced on her cheek. Oh, she did not.
A third ping.
His phone vibrates from a call. Tim shoves it off his desk, the carpet absorbing the sounds.
The last 10 minutes of the call are agonizing. Tam's still staring at him, ignoring her own work to torture Tim. When they finally finish, Tim slams down his laptop to reduce distractions and looks at her.
"What?"
"A cute boy brought you lunch in a cute space bag and you ate all of it."
"Danny's a good cook."
"He implied you live together."
"We do."
Tam slams her hands on his desk. "Why haven't you told me you have a boyfriend you live with? I thought we were friends, Tim."
"Danny is not my boyfriend, and I have mentioned him. He's my roommate at Gotham U."
"Tim, roommates don't usually make each other lunch and hand delivery it."
"I've good food issues, he's got food issues. This works for both of us." On the floor, his phone vibrates again. "What did you do?"
"Sent a photo of the lunch bag and you eating to Dick."
Okay, could be worse.
"And the photo of Danny from the front desk. He still had his googles from lab around his next. He's perfect for you."
"We're not dating!"
"Yet," Tam calls, already leaving his office. She's texting something. It better not be to Dick.
Tim's phone rings for a third time. He scrambles to pick it up, but it's not Dick calling. It's Danny. He picks it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey! At the store. What do you want for dinner?"
"I'm being teased at work," Tim offers.
"Comfort food it is then. Pizza and beer."
Meal planning is one of those coupley things too, isn't it? And Danny knowing his comfort foods.
Tim looks through his open door, to where Tam is sitting at her desk, frantically texting.
He has a feeling he needs to ask Danny out before someone does it for him.