Michael’s Negimaki

*bisexual distress*

[randomwpsd]

request. like if you save/use. 

[nocontextgoodplace]

[selinakylebat]

Peak comedy.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

will freakin roland!!!

i’m Obsessed with this always yeah

[pbeltarts]

so i have this one kl au where everyone is from various royal families from the planets and stars and stuff, and Keith is the Prince of the Sun and Lance is the Prince of Neptune and there’s drama and fluff and yatta yatta so here’s some random stuff from that including designs

[hella90s]

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A BURRITO! 🌯🌯🌯

Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your burrito and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”.

Ok maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose.

Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

[michaelsnegimaki]

Hi my name is Veronica and I’m a teenage tortilla.

[michaelsnegimaki]

Rich: I like your suit.

Jake: Thanks, I got it 50% off.

Rich: I’d like it 100% off.

Jake: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Rich: That’s not what I-

Jake: That’s a terrible way to run a business.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[michaelsnegimaki]

Mr. Heere: Michael, you’re in charge of keeping Jeremy entertained in the hospital.

Michael: Sure Mr. Heere, I’m your man.

Mr. Heere: Just don’t do anything stupid.

Michael: Okay I’m kind of your man.

Mr. Heere: And stay out of trouble.

Michael:

Michael: Do you have a backup man?

[michaelsnegimaki]

Jeremy, glued to his phone: TAKE THAT!

Michael: Whatcha doing Jer?

Jeremy, not looking up from his screen: Playing Plants vs. Zombies, why?

Michael: You just seemed excited, it was cute. Can I watch?

Jeremy: Sure you c—-

Jeremy, squealing in excitement: I WON!!! YES!!!

Michael: That’s great!!! Did I ever tell you you look adorable when you’re excit-

Michael, concerned: Jer, you know that you’re supposed to KILL the zombies, right? They’re the BAD GUYS!

Jeremy, offended: But they’re my friends!

Michael: What the hell Jer?

Jeremy, sad: Micah, we’ve been over this, haven’t we?

Michael: Right, right. What was it again?

Jeremy: I’m dead inside.

[michaelsnegimaki]

Jeremy: So Rich, how tall are you anyway?

Rich: Height is a social construct.

Jeremy: Okay so really short.

[michaelsnegimaki]

Michael: Jeremy are you okay? Why are you crying?

Jeremy: I think I’m having an allergic reaction.

Michael: ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ALLERGIC TO?!

Jeremy: Life.

[emnide-deactivated20240205]

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

BMC Magical Girl AU Part 1

So this universe begins with Christine

She’s a powerful magical girl who is from space with plant powers and a magical battle axe

She has a little animal friend named Jenna who used to be a magical girl, but was cursed by a witch who turned her into a small black bear furry

Jenna follows Christine everywhere and helps her with her magic

So Christine is on earth because she found out that some of the best known but long gone magical girls have descendants who live on earth and so she’s going to find them

She needs them because there’s a villain called the SQUIP who is threatening to take over her home

So she gets to earth and finds that the only way she can get to these descendants is go to the highschool

Gosh it’s the most disgusting place she’s ever been in and Jenna agrees

So they go around and eventually meet a girl named Chloe

Christine immediately assumes because of her magic levels that Chloe is a magical girl

oh how wrong she was

Chloe IS a magical girl, but was artificially made by SQUIP

So when Chloe reveals this, she tries to attack Christine

and magical girl fight #1 happens!

One guy sees the fight and Christine sees his magical level and wow is she surprise

turns out he’s a magical girl??

ISo he transforms with the help of Jenna and helps Christine beat Chloe

Chloe runs away

After Chloe runs, Christine introduces herself and so does the guy

it’s Michael

And Michael invites Christine to hang out with his friends, Rich and Jake

Then Christine sees their magical levels

and then they learn to transform

And they’re all in different dresses with different powers and weapons

Michael has electricity and a sword, Rich has fire and a gun, and Jake has shadow powers and knives

And it’s all fine and dandy

They all go on and fight these other magical creatures that Chloe sends out for them

And one day Michael meets a really cute new boy named Jeremy, but he seems kind of.. Off..

I’m sorry this is so long- I’m gonna have to make other parts so like- I hope you don’t mind multiple parts-

[purple-whizzvin-deactivated2021]

I SAW BE MORE CHILL ON BROADWAY

so we got there early to get our tickets from the thingy and they were like “oh we’re going to upgrade you to orchestra”

and we were just like oh thanks? that’s cool

so we get to our seats and turns out we’re FIVE ROWS FROM THE FRONT

when we were originally at the third story thing

we got to see them spit all over the place it was great

will roland!! 

“I’m not even that tall” fINALLY he admitted it

jeremy isn’t tall, rich is just really short, let’s be honest

michael came on and everyone was cheering 

I wasn’t even surprised

I kept staring at his slushie. Is it real?? how is it not spilling if it is??

also george salazar was five rows from me. I was screaming internally

c h r i s t i n e

what a girl

okay with the boyf riends thing jeremy was just like “boyf?? what’s a boyf??” and michael went waaaait and put his backpack next to jeremy’s

and michael just had the biggest grin and he laughed and took a picture and went “my moms would be so proud!” and I,, adskldjlka

he also has the pride patch now!! whooo!!

christine touched jeremy’s chest and he looked like he was about to pass out

rich had this weird freak out thing in the squip song where his squip malfunctioned or something and he fell to the ground

and jeremy literally just stared at him and then started to walk out of the bathroom and rich went “WAIT” and he froze

gerard canonico’s voice??? wow

the scary stockboy was,, something else

he asked jeremy for $400 and jeremy’s like “isn’t it six-” but michael elbows him and he hands michael the extra two hundred and that’s some quality friendship right there

the “we’RE SOLD OUT” “..of shoes??” gets me every time

jeremy is just screaming and rolling around on the floor in the middle of the mall

I felt second-hand embarrassment for him

OH my GOD jASON TAM

he was doing the keanu reeves voice and I didn’t expect it but he did a good job

and he did it well the entire musical!! i’m so proud

a couple of the characters were dressed up as mall people and it was great

the squip literally jumped up on the clothes rack thing and I was so scared for his safety

he looked so curious about humans 

“LOOKING. PRETTY. SEXY. BROOKE.” 

jeremy doesn’t know how to talk like a human being and honestly I feel that

I knew about the ending of A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into but they performed it so well and if I didn’t, I would’ve been totally thrown off

THEY CUT OUT THE SQUIP’S PART IN THE BEGINNING OF UPGRADE

I was,, so sad

Upgrade is now a million times longer

they put in Loser Geek Whatever at the end of Upgrade between the whole “it’s called optic nerve blocking” part and then when Jeremy was an F- friend. you know the part

“I got a condom” and then he just threw the condom across the stage

idk if it was an accident or what but it was funny

rich’s bread machete,, perfect

everyone was so excited for the smartphone hour

all the guys came out wearing girls’ pajamas

jake lifted up his arms and you could see him wearing a bra

jason tam’s voice,, is so good

the jenna was AMAZING

jennas are always amazing?? they deserve more love

“stop burning incense” ha. haha. totally

“do you love him?” “..whuuuuuuh?” perfect

the play was so good?? the blocking was really complicated but they performed it really well

AND NOW WE COME TO MY FAVORITE PART

jeremy and rich are in the hospital. jeremy is just waking up.

they talk a bit and whatever

rich: “the ladies are gonna love the new richard goranski.” *pause* “and the guys, too.” *another pause* “oh my god, I’m totally bi!”

the audience cheers

blah blah they talk more

rich: “that headphones kid has been coming by a lot recently. is he your boyfriend?”

jeremy: “n-no, he’s not.”

rich: “oh, is he single, then? since I’m bi now.”

rich talks a bit about dating michael. meanwhile, michael appears, half-hidden by the hospital curtain thing. rich stops talking and notices michael.

rich: “oh, hey, michael.”

michael: “hi, rich.”

*long pause*

michael, nervously: “bye, rich!!” *runs over to jeremy*

it was ADORABLE

also in voices in my head, michael moved over to rich and rich tried to grab his hand

I never expected myself to ship expensive headphones but here we are

ANYWAYS

Be More Chill was absolutely amazing. All the actors were so good and just, ladklsjdsal. I’m so glad I got the opportunity to see it.

[mchonda]

a will roland photoset | aka

oh my god i love him so much holy shit 

[asianjeremyheere]

“high school’s perverse, but without you it would be so much worse” is actually a really good change and dare i say would work better in the show itself than the og line as opposed to just changed for tv performances for two (2) reasons:

1. it gives us a bigger insight to jeremy’s friendship with michael than “high school is shit and you gotta help me conquer it”

2. foreshadowing!!!

we already know that jeremy hates where he is in life. he’s bitter about his mom leaving and his dad basically no longer functioning as a parent, he’s getting bullied, he finally works up the courage to try and connect with christine (not to mention having to put up with the extra mockery for signing up for the play) only to have the most popular guy in the school ask her out. throughout all that, michael- despite his flaws, which he does have- is supportive and he’s one of, if not the best thing in his life at that point. jeremy pointing out and acknowledging how much worse things would be if he didn’t have that support says a lot about their dynamic and also sounds more appreciative/less demanding than “you gotta help me conquer it” (especially since he just. pushes the help away after asking for it). it shows that he isnt taking that for granted. it’s also interesting to look at it contrasted against jeremy’s life in act 2. at first glance, it’s ‘better’. he has a gf, chloe also shows interest in him (albeit in a bad way), he’s friends with rich and jake, he’s invited to the halloween party. high school’s perverse but it seems better without michael? except its obviously worse, and not for the reasons jeremy probably thinks of when he says it. its not that things are worse because he’s alone/without support, its worse because of the squip’s 'support’, which is damaging and the opposite of the support michael provided.

he’s right, it’s worse without michael, even though it would seem the opposite from an outside point of view.

anyway joe really outdid himself with that one and idk if it was intentional super deep or if that’s just me overanalyzing it but either way. its a good line and i almost wish it was in the actual show.