don't touch me

Hi, my name is Abbs, I’m 26, and I have a ton of problems.

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[jeongtzuist]

I am absolutely NOT looking respectfully!!

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[the-big-mood]

They were originally going to arrange them Mexico, Canada, USA but then some Disney lawyers appeared from the shadows. 🤣

GET THE SHIRT HERE

[the-big-mood]

I mean....

[jeongtzuist]

oh he is ABSURDLY good-looking actually

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[deejay]

When you turn on shuffle and London Bridge by Fergie starts playing

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

@trans-seraphim

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[centzon]

[nativenews]

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[ozempicofficial]

[the-big-mood]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

[ruinedchildhood]

OLAF FUCKING DIED 😭

[phytohaemagglutinin]

You're laughing. Olaf fucking died and you're laughing.

[beardedmrbean]