its blog time

Adult He/Him water drinking entheusist

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[anarqueeen]

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Impossible”

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

[halgorithmic]

Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

[perfectlygenericblog]

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

[uberfluss]

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

[hawkyaly]

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

[running-with-toast]

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

[little-wintry]

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

[micaxiii]

[decepticonsensual]

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

[emilianmodemedia]

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

[official-lucifers-child]

this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity

i love this. but also this made me nearly die.

[opalcrow]

🥴

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

good fucking Christ

[swa-shed-aquasi-deactivated2023]

idk I think it’s funky, alien music and I like it

[rose-above-dark-deactivated2023]

[spookyskele700]

Fucking hell it feels like my head and my heart are burning from the anxiety this song causes me

Listening to this makes me struggle to breath, like i just fell down the stairs

I fucking hate this

[jj-isnt-a-bunni-deactivated2023]

I FUCKING RECOILED

IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE THINKING ABOUT IT. I AM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT OR THIS WILL HAUNT MY DREAMS OH MY GOD I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING

[world-hostage-situations]

World Hostage Situation

[zoppzoop]

Wdym???

This song is a bop

*totally not having a heart attack rn*

[rat-girl-big-tits]

I love 100 gecs

[dee-the-red-witch]

That HURT. This is the song that ends the earth. This is what you hear when the Event Horizon comes crashing out through a black hole. This was. SO NOT GOOD.

[naamahdarling]

I love the original too much to find this troublesome at all.

[wonder-never-wander]

I have a pretty severe tic disorder that hasn’t been diagnosed as tourettes exactly but on certain days it gets really super bad. This triggered tics I haven’t had since sixth grade (nearly four years) and left arm/right knee felt like it was rotting from the inside out and also made me crave potato chips with sliced pickles on top (but that may be unrelated, im on my period)

[phytohaemagglutinin]

You know that video everyone hates of the chinese tik tok of the performer in a monkey costume making elaborate cotton candy. This is worse. I started gripping the underside of the table.

[nintendroid]

Rest in Peace, Kavinsky.

Thank you for your music and giving us one of the coolest, most iconic songs of the last 20 years. Without exaggeration, a universally loved, universally recognizableJAM that scrunches the faces and gets the heads of anyone listening bobbing along.

God bless, brother.

[normalwizard]

dink my oiter wednesday

dink my oiter wednesday

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

the biohazard signs FUCKS (and is straightedge-compass constructible!)

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[i-scan-your-poems]

full scansion:

– ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – download / killing / upload / pain. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – instant / thousand / deaths to / brain. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – mother/board on / murder / spree. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – blood com/puter / victo/ry. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – online / chilling / upload / nice. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – posts give / life a / little / spice. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – cp/u is / pure and / true. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – inter/net for / me and / you.

metrical form: trochaic tetrameter catalectic rhyme scheme: AABB stanzas other notes: There is a strong preference for foot breaks to correspond to word breaks in the first half of the stanza (lines 1-2 and 5-6). In the second half of the stanza this tendency does not apply and lines may begin with 3-syllable words that cross the foot break (lines 3, 7, 8); in these lines either the first or second long position is filled by an unstressed syllable.

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[i-scan-your-poems]

full scansion:

– ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – download / killing / upload / pain. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – instant / thousand / deaths to / brain. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – mother/board on / murder / spree. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – blood com/puter / victo/ry. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – online / chilling / upload / nice. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – posts give / life a / little / spice. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – cp/u is / pure and / true. – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – inter/net for / me and / you.

metrical form: trochaic tetrameter catalectic rhyme scheme: AABB stanzas other notes: There is a strong preference for foot breaks to correspond to word breaks in the first half of the stanza (lines 1-2 and 5-6). In the second half of the stanza this tendency does not apply and lines may begin with 3-syllable words that cross the foot break (lines 3, 7, 8); in these lines either the first or second long position is filled by an unstressed syllable.

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesogbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[phytohaemagglutinin]

Brand new UN rejected flag design incoming

[oddarette]

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

[phytohaemagglutinin]

Backrooms by Lisa Frank (complement)

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[triplehamburgerjack]

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

[phytohaemagglutinin]

Its possible that destroying the infrastructure we used to have to track foodborne ilness in January 2025 was in fact a bad thing.

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[regalun-street]

Real.

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?