Jason | Michael

ur local otter :3 [Despite the name, there isn't much vauge posting going on]

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How many astrophysicist's do you think have pet snakes?

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eq y am i feeling happy sm rn

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romance is scary bc whay if they dont want 2 b my zest friend </3

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i wonder what the dog thinks when he sees me looking into my little glowly box*

*phone

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I think we should obliterate all sense of smell

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I think we should kill the sun.

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Give me. My. SATSUMAS.

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ORANGES ARE DIFFERENT FROK SATSUMAS.

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Give me. My. SATSUMAS.

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homestuck fans and shameless(US) fans wourl get along GREAT in my personal opinion

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why the fuck did that take 8gb.

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They took my blood </3

THEY STOLE IT

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*chewing the door like a feral racoon* GIVE ME A MOIRAIL YOU FOOLS *nom nom nom nom nom*

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ok my phones @ 9% i shohld sleepyz 4 an hr while phonw charge then sleepyz 4real...

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GODDD I AM SO DRY AT CONVERSATIONS.

lkke is some1 sent me what i jst sent my bestie od probs jst say "oh dear. ig ur being haunted now" like ARGHHHHH

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why do i have maternal feelings for this thing