Simone is doing stuff in the personal blog

Trans Woman. Anxiety-ridden fluff ball. 27. Cats. Meme Trash.

[kushblazer666]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[page-three-hundred-and-94]

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

[ohcarararara]

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

[esotericdaydreams]

💋💋

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[snapscube]

i spent way too long on this considering that this can not POSSIBLY be FOR anyone. i just could not read this post any other way.

[viciousmeme]

Old, but still relevant

[escuerzoresucitado]

[redarmyscreaming]

[lioness--hart]

These tags made me lose it

[shittymoviedetails]

In none of The Matrix movies does Morpheus say “It’s Morphin’ time”, thus costing millions of dollars at the box office

[coughloop]

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

[i-give-people-morbius]

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[coast-modern]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[lastvalyrian]

So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.

[nflstreet]

[snuv]

[witch-of-agnesi]

[unclefather]

how do you wash your back or do anal