MICHELLE 20

[cumbaitgf-deactivated20250920]

listen. i literally cannot fuck guys my age. like what do i look like letting some 24 y/o with ikea furniture and three roommates rearrange my guts?? be serious. he’s gonna last 7 minutes, ask if i came, then hop on val. ew.

i need a man 30+. i need a man who sighs when he gets out of the car, orders expensive wine without asking, and rails me like i’m the reason his divorce got finalized. i want him to call me a brat, slap me when i roll my eyes, then make me say thank you with his cock down my throat.

younger guys give you “wyd?” texts. older men tell you “be ready in 20”, i don’t want sneaky links, i want a man with back pain to fold me in half like he’s punishing me for being young and dumb.

bc i am dumb. i’m a little bimbo princess. i wanna sit on his lap while he pays bills online, i wanna hear “be quiet, daddy’s working” with his cock buried in me. i need people to look at us in public and whisper “isn’t she too young for him?” YES. YES I AM. and that’s why it’s hot.

so no, i don’t date guys my age. i want older men only. dilfs, divorcees, the ones who call me “kiddo” and still rail me like they’re disciplining a slutty student. if he’s not old enough to call me too young while fucking me anyway, he’s not old enough for me ♡

[sin-deep-my-wicked-angel]

[lolitagegap-deactivated20190727]

My list of Age Gap Songs (younger woman/older man mostly)

Here my a personal list of all the age gap-related songs that I have stumbled across. As usual, some are more age gap related than others (eg, a sentence only whereas it is the main concern in other songs). Moreover, some songs are either ambiguous or very ironical. Anyway I hope you like it. Please just don’t copy/paste it but reblog if you did. This list is often updated so reblog it as a text link. Here is another playlist here (our lists have many songs in common though). Don’t hesitate to recommend me other songs… (my thanks to glam-lolita and obelleetpetitemorto for both recommending me a dozen of songs <3)

EDIT: I forgot to mention that as usual, I absolutely do NOT condone any shit of what is happening in these songs. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE ABOUT LOVE!! Some of them strictly are abuse related (”Gothic Lolita”, “Angels”, “Missed me”, “Little Girls”, “Edge of the world”, etc), above all the ones including the name “Lolita” in their title, but I thought that it went without saying… 

French songs (most of them are oldish):

Michel Sardou - “Dix ans plus tôt”

Michel Sardou - “La maladie d'amour”

Michel Sardou - “Je veux l’épouser pour un soir”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Jeunes femmes et vieux messieurs”

Serge Gainsbourg – “Elisa”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Pauvre Lola”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Chez les Yé-Yé”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Hey man amen”

Serge Gainsbourg - “You you but not you”

Serge Gainsbourg - “No Comment”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Histoire de Melody Nelson” (AGE GAP ALBUM)

Serge Gainsbourg - “You’re under arrest” (AGE GAP ALBUM)

Serge Gainsbourg - “Five Easy Pisseuses”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Ballade de Melody Nelson”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Variations sur Marilou”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Cannabis”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Les femmes c’est du chinois”

Serge Gainsbourg - “Sea, Sex & Sun”

Charlotte Gainsbourg - “Charlotte Forever” (AGE GAP ALBUM)

Jane Birkin - “Love Fifteen”

Jane Birkin - “Lolita Go Home”

Céline Dion - “Lolita” (trop jeune pour aimer)

France Gall (feat Maurice Biraud) - “La Petite”

Georges Brassens - “La princesse et le croque-notes”

Philippe Chatel – “Ma lycéenne”

Léo Ferré - “Petite”

Serge Reggiani – “Il suffirait presque d’un rien”

Serge Reggiani - “Votre fille a vingt ans”

Serge Lama – “Chez moi”

Frédéric François - “Un amour d’aujourd’hui”

Brigitte Fontaine – “Barbe à papa”

Brigitte Fontaine - “J’ai 26 ans”

Brigitte Fontaine - “Delta”

Elli & Jacno - “Main dans la main” (not necessarily about a couple with a significant age gap difference but the lyrics fit so well…)

Mylène Farmer - “Vieux Bouc”

Alizée - “Moi… Lolita” (seen in the videoclip only)

Alizée - “Lui ou Toi”

Christophe - “Señorita”

Christophe - “Petite fille du soleil”

Jean-Luc Lahaye - “Gamine”

Johnny Hallyday - “Petite fille”

Les Wampas - “Petite fille”

Noir Désir - “Lazy”

Garou - “Criminel”

Francis Lalanne - “Rentre chez toi”

Gilbert Bécaud - “Désirée”

Yves Montand - “Vanessa”

Charles Aznavour - “L’âge d’aimer”

Renaud - “Petite fille des sombres rues”

François Valéry (feat Sophie Marceau) - “Dream in blue”

Christian Delagrange - “Petite fille”

Art Sullivan - “Petite fille aux yeux bleus”

Michel Polnareff - “Tous les bateaux, tous les oiseaux”

Michel Plnareff - “Petite, petite”

Songs in Spanish language (old songs as well):

Reynaldo Armas - “Amor de Peluche”

José José - “Cuarenta y veinte”

Braulio - “Pequeña amante”

Alejandra Ávalos - “Tu hombre yo niña”

La Orquesta Mondragón - “Lolita”

Luis Miguel - “Esa niña”

Songs about groupies (60-70s mostly):

Led Zeppelin - “Hot Dog”

Led Zeppelin-  "Sick Again"

Led Zeppelin - “The Girl I love” (BBC Sessions)

Led Zeppelin - “How Many more times” (BBC take 1)

Led Zeppelin - “What is and what should never be”

The Rolling Stones - “Stray Cat Blues”

The Rolling Stones - “Little T & A”

The Beatles - “Young Blood”

Neil Young - “Cinnamon Girl”

Neil Young - “Cowgirl in the sand”

Pink Floyd - “Candy and a currant bun”

ZZ Top - “Francine”

Kiss - “Christine Sixteen”

Winger - “Seventeen”

Chuck Berry - “Sweet Little Sixteen”

Iggy Pop - “Sixteen” 

Lynyrd Skynyrd - “What’s your name?”

Steel Panther - “Girl from Oklahoma”

Aerosmith - “Jailbait”

Motörhead - “Jailbait”

Weezer - “Across the sea”

Tom Waits - “Old Shoes”

Lana Del Rey:

“My Momma”

“Put me in a movie”

“Off to the Races”

“Ride”

“Cola”

“Shades of Cool” (seen in the videoclip only)

“Brooklyn Baby”

“Every man gets his wish”

“Paris”

“Angels Forever”

“The Other Woman”

“Kill Kill”

“Money Hunny”

“Trash” (Miss America)

“Yayo”

“West Coast” (seen in the videoclip only)

“Heroin”

Nymphet-like songs: "On our way", “Lolita”, “1949”, “Butterflies Part 2”, “Marilyn Monroe” (Puppy love), “Mililon Dollar Man”,“ Diet Moutain Dew”, “Queen of the Gas Station”, “Put the radio on”, “Boarding School”, “Us against the world”, etc…

Teacher crush:

ABBA - “When I kissed the teacher”

The Police - “Don’t stand so close to me”

Kesha - “Mr. Watson”

Lulu - “To Sir with love”

Rufus Wainwright - “The Art Teacher”

Elton John - “Teacher I need you”

Venom - “Teacher’s pet”

(extra) Song titles with the name “Lolita” in them, sometimes regardless of the age gap thing:

Lana Del Rey - “Lolita”

The Veronicas - “Lolita”

La Orquesta Mondragón - “Lolita”

Elefant - “Lolita”

Miniature Tigers - “Lolita”

Stereophonics - “Lolita”

Throw me the statue - “Lolita”

Belinda - “Lolita”

Suzanne Vega - “Lolita”

Emilie Autumn - “Gothic Lolita”

Ali Project - “Lolita in the Garret”

Alizée - “Moi Lolita”

Renaud - “Lolito Lolita”

Noir Désir - “Lolita Nie En Bloc”

Leah LaBelle - “Lolita”

Cassino - “Lolita”

Mustard Plug - “Lolita”

Prince - “Lolita”

Sneaker Pimps - “Lolita”

Knee High Fox - “Lolita”

MAP - “Lolita knows”

Martha Wainwright - “Lolita 12″

Jane Birkin - “Lolita Go Home”

The Cadillacs - “Oh, Oh, Lolita”

Suntree - “Lolita”

Céline Dion - “Lolita” (trop jeune pour aimer)

Sky Ferreira - “Lolita”

Richard Gotainer - “Lolita Banana”

Suntree - “Lolita”

(extra) Songs with younger man/older woman:

David Bowie - “Sweet Thing”

Simon & Garfunkel - “Mrs. Robinson”

Paul Anka - “Diana”

Rod Stewart - “Maggie May”

Fountains of Wayne - “Stacy’s Mom”

Neil Diamond - “Desiree”

Queen - “Far Bottomed Girls”

The Police - “Wrapped around your finger”

Hedley - “Don’t talk to strangers”

Stevie Nicks - “Edge of seventeen”

Tove Lo - “Like Em Young”

Pierre Groscolas - “Lady Lay”

Barbara - “Sables mouvants

Dalida - “Il venait d’avoir 18 ans”

(extra) Songs with younger woman/older woman

Jen Cloher feat Courtney Barnett - “Numbers”

Courtney Barnett - “Pickles in the Jar”

Other songs:

Neil Young - “Old Man” (I know it’s not an age gap love song but ask a girl to sing it and you’ll see what I mean…)

Led Zeppelin - “Hey hey what can I do”

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - “That Girl”

The Rolling Stones - “So Young”

The Rolling Stones - “Start me up”

The Rolling Stones - “Anybody seen my baby” (seen in the videoclip only)

David Bowie - “Never Get Old”

David Bowie - “Underground”

David Bowie - “Pablo Picasso”

David Bowie - “Liza Jane”

The Doors - “Back Door Man”

The Doors - “Gloria”

The Beatles - “When I’m 64”

The Beatles - “I saw her standing there”

The Beatles - “Hello little girl”

The Beatles - “Little Child”

Mötley Crüe - “Slice of your pie”

Mötley Crüe - “All in the name of…”

Mötley Crüe - “She needs rock’n roll”

Mötley Crüe - “Tonight”

Leonard Cohen - “A Thousand Kisses Deep”

Leonard Cohen - “Crazy to love you”

Leonard Cohen - “Slow”

Leonard Cohen - “Because Of”

Leonard Cohen - “On The Level”

Eric Clapton - “Little girl”

Eric Clapton - “Jailbait”

Michael Jackson - “P.Y.T.” (Pretty Young Thing)

Michael Jackson - “Carousel”

The Beach Boys - “Wouldn’t it be nice”

The Beach Boys - “The little girl I once knew”

The Beach Boys - “Little Girl” (You’re my miss America)

AC/DC - “Love at first feel”

Kiss - “Going Blind”

Jefferson Airplane - “Come up the years”

Ringo Starr - “You’re sixteen” (You’re beautiful you’re mine)

Marilyn Manson - “Heart-Shaped Glasses”

They Might Be Giants - “Will you love me in December as you do in May?”

INOJ - “Love you down”

David Crosby - “Carry Me”

Aimee Mann - “Mr. Harris”

Emily Kenney - “Over Anticipate”

John Cougar Mellencamp - “Hurts so good”

Neil Diamond - “Girl you’ll be a woman soon”

Gary Puckett and The Union Gap - “Young Girl”

Roberta Flack - “Our ages or our hearts”

Alanis Morissette – “Hands Clean”

Aaliyah – “Age ain’t nothing but a number”

The Flying Burrito Brothers – “Older guys”

Jack Off Jill - “French kiss the elderly”

Emilie Autumn - “Thank God I’m Pretty”

Emilie Autumn - “We want them young”

Forever Slave - “Dickhead!”

Britney Spears “I’m a slave for you”

Ali Project - “Lolita in the Garret”

Within Temptation - “Angels” (seen in the videoclip only)

Birdy - “Older”

The Poni-Tails - “Born Too Late”

ABBA - “Does your mother know?”

George Michael - “Father Figure”

Elton John - “Too young”

Big Star - “Thirteen”

Suzi Quatro - “Wiser than you”

Freddy Johnston - “Dolores”

Iggy Pop - “She called me Daddy”

The Golliwogs - “Little Girl” (Does your momma know)

The Vandals - “Fourteen”

Heaven 17 - “Come live with me”

Red Hot Chili Peppers - “She’s only 18″

Steve Lawrence - “Go away little girl”

The Commodores - “Young girls are my weakness”

The Roots - “Birthday Girl”

Guns N’ Roses - “Sweet Child O'Mine”

Archie Bell & The Drells - “Girl you’re too young”

The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band - “Queen Nymphet”

Robert Plant - “Burning down one side”

Robert Plant - “Doo Doo A Do Do”

Robert Plant - “Red Dress”

Robert Plant - “Promised Land”

Robert Plant - “If I were a carpenter” (seen in the videoclip only)

Bruce Springsteen - “Child Bride”

Bruce Springsteen - “Paradise”

The Dresden Dolls - “Missed me”

Faith No More  - “Edge of the world”

Rammstein - “Rosenrot” (seen in the videoclip only)

Bruno Mars - “Young Girls”

Oingo Boingo - “Little Girls”

Princess Superstar - “Bad Babysitter”

LL Cole J - “Big Ole Butt”

Benny Mardones - “Into the night”

Jarvis Cocker - “Leftovers”

Ted Nugent - “Jailbait”

Ted Nugent - “Little Miss Dangerous”

Divine - “You think you’re a man”

Arcade Fire - “Antichrist Television Blues”

Johnny Burnette - “You’re sixteen”

Dion - “Donna the Prima Donna”

Neil Sedaka - “Happy birthday, sweet sixteen”

Larry Williams - “She said yeah”

Sia - “Fair game”

The Dresden Dolls - “Missed me”

The Wallflowers - “Josephine”

Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks - “Jenny and the Ess-dog”

The 1975 - “Girls”

Amanda Marshall - “Dark Horse”

Sonny Boy Williamson - “Good morning little schoolgirl”

Jonny Lang - “Good morning little schoolgirl”

Warrant - “Cherry pie”

James Rick - “Seventeen”

Rilo Kiley - “Fifteen”

The Heavy - “Sixteen”

Big Star - “Thirteen”

Foreigner - “Hot blooded”

Arthur Gunter - “Baby let’s play house”

Bad Company - “Honey child”

Benny Mardones - “Into The Night”

Waylon Jennings - “Only Daddy that’ll walk the line”

Violent Femmes - “Gone Daddy Gone”

Bob Seger & The Silvet Bullet Band - “Let it rock”

The Killers - “Mr. Brightside” & “Miss Atomic Bomb”

Interpol - “Rest my Chemistry”

Maurice Chevalier - “Thank Heaven for Little Girls”

Cage The Elephant - “Cigarette Daydreams”

The Knack - “My Sharona”

The Kinks - “Art Lover”

The Critters - “Younger Girl”

David Byrne & St. Vincent - “Who” (seen in the videoclip only)

Texas - “In Demand” (seen in the videoclip only)

Vesta Victoria - “An Old Man’s Darling”

Bill Withers - “Ain’t No Sunshine”

Lady Gaga - “Alejandro”

Amanda Palmer - “Grown man cry”

New Order - “Age of Consent”

John Mayer - “Love soon”

Amy Winehouse - “Stronger than me”

Lefty Frizzell - “I’m an old, old man”

Tove Lo - “Habits”

Halsey - “Colors”

Hey Violet - “Guys my age”

Princess Chealsea - “Yulia”

The Lumineers - “Cleopatra”

Marilyn Monroe - “Every girl needs a da-da-daddy”

Rooney - “Daisy Duke”

John Sebastian - “Younger Girl”

The Cure - “Love song”

Transviolet - “Girls your age”

Rod Stewart - “Handbags and Gladrags”

[thekingoforgasm0]

[likesugarinme]

[sxbaby]

[fist-kisses]

[ashstfu]

when men read a book in public places it’s like ok come kiss me whore

[ashstfu]

[kallmekittie]

If he ain’t 38+ ion want him🙈

[sicknprettyy]

tumblr calling me out again

[miraculan-draws]

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

[tc-unrealisticlove]

"We loved with a love that was more than love."

-Edgar Allan Poe

[kallmekittie]

If he ain’t 38+ ion want him🙈

[sicknprettyy]

tumblr calling me out again

[hvemind]

collecting pathetic, mentally-ill, middle-aged, poor little meow-meow men like my grandfather collects stamps.

[seaoflove]

bell hooks, from all about love

[foxglves]

he’s not “just some guy” he’s my girlfriend. don’t touch him.

[tc-eenzoned-blog]

How to get your TC to notice you

In appreciation of over 200+ notes on one of my posts Signs your TC may like you (THANK YOU) I’ve decided to make another post dedicated to the tcc. Again this is for entertainment purposes only and hopefully this may help some tcers. DON’T PURSUE YOUR TC WHILE YOU’RE STILL IN SCHOOL! (I hope you like what I came up with)

1. Be respectful Do not say or do anything to provoke your teacher. Remember that they are an authority figure and it’s definitely best to be polite to them. Don’t interrupt them while they’re talking to you, it is encouraged that you listen and be courteous. You may greet them around the hallways or congratulate them when they’ve accomplished something.

2. Participate in class As nerve wrecking as it can be to maybe answer a question wrong, giving your full interest to the subject matter shows that you care. Being engaged and attentive would be appreciated by the teacher. If you do answer incorrectly, that is definitely okay! Ask questions if you don’t quite understand something, your teacher is always there to help; it would show that you exert effort in order to learn.

3. Show some positivity This shows that you are respecting everyone and are willing to give a helping hand when needed. It shows character in being supportive and compassionate to those around you, as well as giving this certain aura of vibrancy to yourself. It would also be nice to a have a friendly conversation every now and then, joke around with them a bit and see how it goes.

4. Be prepared Being responsible for tasks given from the subject matter shows how well you handle things. Doing assigned homework and submitting it on time reveals promptness and respect towards their time. Take down notes during class as well!

5. Try thinking outside the box Meaning exert more creativity in such outputs. Go beyond expectations during projects by having fun with it. This would grab their attention by how much effort you put into it. You may also give them gifts however make it simple, by that I mean don’t spend so much on a present and/or make it too extravagant.

6. Think before you talk Know what interests them, observe every once in a while. It would be nice to also find a common interest, this would give something for you to talk about. However during class, asking questions they’ve already answered may show that you weren’t paying attention.

7. Be honest If you don’t do your homework then don’t fake it. Offer to do extra credit to make up for the missed assignment. Be honest about it and apologize, hopefully they’ll understand.

8. Try doing outside research Take whatever you’ve learned in class a step further. It mentions a new perspective wherein you’re thriving to learn more about the subject matter. Do some extra credit assignments too if they’re available.

9. Don’t kiss up to them Meaning to not cajole them when you do want to get close to them.

10. Talk to them like regular people Yes they may be your teacher and have this authoritive figure over you, but keep in mind they’re still normal human beings. They become happy, they cry, they build walls just like we do. It is not a good place to see them as perfect or an idol. It is much better to see them as an inspiration because that’s what they do, they help and broaden our minds to futher train us into the real world. They are our mentors who just want to educate us. If you want to be close to them, then get to know them better. Ask about them—maybe compliment them for something they did, or simply just talk to them to create a friendly bond. However there are some teachers who don’t speak much about their personal life; hence you must rely on their reactions as to what entertains a friendly converation.

That’s basically it! Notice how I don’t really reveal about romantic interest and that’s because I do not want you guys to get involved with their career. You have to respect the boundaries given unless you are not their student anymore and completely legal of age. I just want you and your TC’s to all to be safe. Good luck, I hope this helps!

[smalltownsnowwhite]

Sexy Sunday

Sundays always seem so full of promise. We all know what Monday morning means (besides waking up early): The beginning of a new week, full of TC possibilities. 

This post will be a list of flirty suggestions to add a little seduction to your day/week.

Tip 1: Don’t be afraid to disagree, respectfully.

You know that old myth that a teacher always has a soft spot for the troublemakers? It’s true. Like this concept, men like to be challenged. A woman who agrees with everything and nods her head like an adoring fan, feeding off of his every word is B-O-R-I-N-G. Have your own opinions. Argue with him sometimes. Banter. Banter is the key word here, ladies. Look it up and understand what it means. Men love wit and confidence.

Tip 2: Listen to the details of his personal life and contribute details of your own.

This one is tricky because it’s about the right balance. Avoid word vomit! It is not okay to overshare because he will begin to feel uncomfortable or worse, he will give FATHERLY advice. This is not good. So many girls on here associate fatherly interest with romantic interest. No healthy, emotionally and mentally stable individual would consider a romance with a girl he thinks of like a daughter. Do not go to him for advice. He needs to see you as independent and capable, not needy for his guidance. Share little details about past vacations, books you’ve read outside of school, hobbies, etc. DO NOT complain about your parents (this reminds him of how young you are) and DO NOT complain about grades/school stress (he might see this as you using your personal relationship to your advantage for grades).

Tip 3: Draw attention your lips, collar bones, shoulders, and neck. 

By this, I do NOT mean applying lip gloss in class and smacking your lips together until he notices. Just no. It makes you look like a cheap bimbo, which hopefully is not what he’s after. This can go wrong if it’s done too obvious or exaggerated, so proceed with caution. Lightly trace a finger down your neck. Adjust a bra strap when you think he “isn’t” looking. Rub the side of your neck as though it’s tender. Add a subtle highlighter to your collar bones. Small, subtle things go a long way. For the bolder girls: Go up to his desk during independent work or a test. Act like you don’t want to disturb anyone and lean down and whisper your question in his ear. Spray a little of your perfume into your hair beforehand and let your hair sort of graze his cheek. He’ll take in your scent and the proximity will get his juices flowing.

Tip 4: Eye contact and accentuating your natural sex appeal

Have you ever noticed the way Hollywood sex symbols sort of squint their eyes slightly? Look up the most notable, like Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, etc. and observe their intensity. Practice in a mirror in you have to! Emulating the makeup is always optional, but can work in your favor. Men like a smoky eye and cherry lip! Especially the cherry lips! As for hair, bedhead curls or silky strands are generally what men are attracted to (blame evolution). 

Tip 5 : Your laugh

Women underestimate how sexy the female laugh is. Now this is tough because if you’re faking it, he’ll know. After laughing, make DIRECT eye contact with him. It makes the moment intimate, like you two just shared a secret. Men associate this move with intimacy. 

I hope you enjoyed today’s tips and tricks! Happy Hunting, darlings.