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@michelleisms: i want a robot. or a unicorn. or a robocorn. maybe a unibot. that'd be fun. @michelleisms: i just wanted a grilled cheese, man... @michelleisms: i thought "swag" died with justin bieber's dignity... please don't bring that shit back to popularity @michelleisms: lmao ok

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 kiara-gonzales‌:

“Italy and Greece are both wonderful places. Used to go there with my parents on vacations when I was a teenager.” Kiara smiled at the memories. Although, she was basically left unsupervised while her parents did their own things. “Really? I mean, it is fascinating.”

“they’re beautiful. we’re italian on my mom’s side, greek on my dad’s. my mom’s parents are here in town, but everyone else is in italy. and dad’s mom moved here after our pappoús died, so we go to greece to visit the rest of the family,” she said. “i guess i’m just used to it. it’s been my whole life to have a twin, so it’s not interesting to me. it’s kinda funny, cause most people can’t tell us apart, but our baby sister can.”

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 iammiagreen‌:

“aww,” amelia loved kids. she worked with them most of the time so it was not a surprise. “she must be a cutie! you two have to have a lot of fun.” amelia smiled at the thought of that. she was looking forward to that time when she will have her own kids.

“i think she’s the cutest thing ever made. she’s a little fatty, so she has a bunch on chunky rolls and he still has a baby laugh and she gives random kisses. she still laughs so hard she makes herself fall --- she’s my favorite part of life.”

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 thehaleyftw‌:

“thank you so much.” haley smiled as she was handed her order on the counter, she started to walk back to a table when she noticed the person in front of her dropped their wallet whilst walking. “oh excuse me, you dropped something. you might need it.” she chuckled tapping the person on the shoulder and showing them the wallet on her hand.

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as soon as she felt the other tap her shoulder, she turned around and gave her a small smile. “thanks. i lose everything these days, my mind’s not quite all there lately,” she said, shoving her wallet in her pocket.

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 noelkellergan‌:

“You thought you’d seen the last of me?” Noel spun around dramatically but then laughed. “Nah, I’m just joking. God, Vegas was intense, but overall super fun. I’ll tell you all about it but catch me up first. Apparently, so much stuff happened while I was gone.”

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“i feel like people think that every time i’m not around for a few days,” she said with a small laugh. “i dunno what’s been going on around here, but apparently the new cardiothoracic surgeon hooked up with the very married ortho surgeon, but the cardio surgeon and one of our oncology nurses were kind of a thing so they’re broken up, the oncology nurse is now leaning on a neuro intern, and that’s what you missed on glee.”

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 pearcedean‌:

“ BRUISER! what are you doing ? no. ” letting his dog run free in the park was a terrible idea and dean should have know so but yet, there weren’t many people around at the hour and for a second he gave in to the thought. the pitbull terrier isn’t aggressive, not at all, but with work he hasn’t gone out with him in awhile and the dog has a lot of energy to burn … and doesn’t really know boundaries. dean’s attention turns away for a split second and the pet is running towards someone. “ bruiser, come here. ” as soon as the dog heard him he turned around.  @mochareblogs​

she was under strict orders to stay home, but told that if she had to leave the house, at least wear a mask. with this time of year being cold and flu season, she wasn’t supposed to take any chances. but she just needed to get out of the house for a little bit. thirty minutes, at least. so she decided to go to the park. she was only there for a few minutes when she was walking by the dog that had run off from his owner and she stopped, putting a hand out for the animal to sniff her hand and know that she wasn’t a danger before her ran her hand over his back. michelle couldn’t do much, but she could at least keep the dog occupied and in one spot until its owner could get it. “bruiser, huh? makes you sound all big and tough, i bet you’re a marshmallow, though, huh?” she asked, scratching the dog’s ears.

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 dearlysara‌:

“ ai , i’m sorry. ” the blond quickly apologizes as she walks inside the cozy coffee shop, someone bumping into the large bag of clothes she’s carrying, regretting her words in just a second. “ or not. asshole. ” this certainly wasn’t her day. walking twenty minutes late to her internship because someone else clearly half-assed their drivers test. now the washing machine in her building was under maintenance and she found herself at a self-service place. “ don’t you dare say anything. ” she retorts just as she sits down at a table and lets the bag fall to the floor. “ to hell with this day.  ” @mochareblogs​

michelle tapped her pencil on her sketchbook, thinking. while she was off work, she might as well have done some new designs for the tattoo parlor. her head was laying on the table, everything out of focus except for a small discoloration on her paper until she heard the other and lifted her head up, raising a brow. “...you got plans to hitchhike or somethin’?” she asked with a small chuckle. “yanno what, i agree with you, i’ve done nothing productive all week, but today, when i want inspiration, i get nothing. why are you carrying clothes around? there’s something called a laundry basket. great place for stuff like that.”

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 iammiagreen‌:

“exactly.” she nodded. “I felt the same thing when I played it. unfortunately, I don’t have time for it anymore even though sometimes I really could use some getaway time in a sims life.” amelia sighed silently. “what’s her name and how old she is?”

“i have nothing but time since i mostly work from home these days,” she said. “julia. she’s one. kind of a pain in the butt sometimes, but she’s my pain in the butt, so it’s okay.”

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 revellcr‌:

“he’s not one to joke about. if anything, he deserves to be hit in the dick exactly like you said.” he nodded, still amused at her choice of words. after this random conversation, he knew he would look for her around mocha to chat some more the next time he came. “so, how’s life besides that?”

“he’s an asshole, he gets no respect from this katsopolis,” she said. “eh. so-so. could be better but i’m here so i should be grateful at least.”

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 kiara-gonzales‌:

“So, Michelle. Are you a Chicago native or? Tell me about yourself.”

“yep, born and raised. during the summer we go to italy and greece, so i was sorta raised there too,” she said. “i run my own business. i’m a vlogger. i help raise my little sister. oh --- i’m a twin. people find that interesting for some reason.”

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 kiara-gonzales‌:

“That’s true. It can always be worse.” Kiara nodded. “I’m glad you don’t dwell on it all the time.” she said, thinking it was time to change the subject. “Anyways, I’m Kiara. Nice to meet you.”

michelle gave her a smile. “likewise. i’m michelle.”

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 kiara-gonzales‌:

Kiara listened to the other girl talk  about her experience and she frowned. “I’m so sorry that happened to you.” she said softly. “That must have been awful.”

“i’m just about over it now. i mean, it still sucks. still gets to me sometimes. but it’s not something i can dwell on forever, yanno? and i don’t always remember everything. sometimes i remember some parts, sometimes i remember other parts. but what i always remember is hearing them laughing and me being really confused and disoriented. and thank god it wasn’t worse, yanno? it can always be worse.”

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 revellcr‌:

“why would i laugh at my wife’s misery? it was just a harmless pun!” he defended himself, holding back a giggle. “yeah, believe me, i know how frustrating it is. i can’t open demonio either and i don’t know what the fuck i’m gonna do with my time. i’m glad you’re able to clean and sanitize everything, though. tattoos are no fucking joke.”

“dragon fairy lady is superior to us all, we don’t laugh at her pain and sorrow. we can laugh at the dick wad that cut off her wings though. fuck him. i hope he gets hit in the dick by a cactus on a chainsaw,” she said. “i might have them come back and go through it one more time the day before we open back up once we have a more accurate date just to be safe. but since they’re doing a deep clean this time, i’ll probably just have them do a general sterilization that way it’s done quick. they really aren’t, man, they’re literally open wounds. it’s amazing how careless some people get with them.”

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 iammiagreen‌:

amelia listened to the girl carefully, it was kind of exciting that she knew somebody who does these things because they seem to be very popular these days. “okay, michelle says things.” she repeated it out loud just to make sure she won’t forget it. “I will definitely google it. I used to play the sims when I was younger.”

“i never stopped. it’s always been really calming for me to get away and get lost in another little world. sometimes i need it,” she said. “also, my littlest sister is in a lot of my videos with me and she’s the real show stealer, she’s the one that gets me all the views.”

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 rayricci‌:

“ i don’t think it’s ignorant at all. this is a totally new strain of a broad range of viruses & there’s still so much that isn’t known about it. the mass panic is a little much, but i think it’s logical for people to scared & for governments to be taking all the precautions possible to prevent the spread & fatalities. ” rayanne raised an eyebrow at the other’s obvious lack of concern. “ the amount of cases & fatalities from the virus in italy right now is quite frankly insane, given the short time frame. with the current lack of knowledge on it & no real cure for it, it’s definitely not just a cold or flu. it’s also not just about protecting yourself, it’s about preventing the spread to other people who have underlying health problems that could be worsened by the virus. the panic buying is unnecessary, but i don’t think people who are being cautious are being ignorant at all. ” her tone was blunt as she spoke, prepared to educate people as much as she could since witnessing the progress first hand. “ well, at least she’s got plenty of hands on deck to help take care of the baby. i’m sure it’ll be a wonderful addition to their family. ”

"they're uneducated about it. that's ignorance. i don't mean they're ignorant as an insult, i mean, they lack the knowledge of it. take precautions, but overbuying is stupid and also ignorant because if everyone is overbuying, there are some that will go without literally everything they're in need of, so. that's the bad ignorant," she said. "you can bust the virus without intensive care. i spend three days a week living in a hospital, i've heard all the talk, and i promise you --- it's just a superflu. i don't know anything about italy, i haven't done all my research, but i do know it's mostly affecting the elderly and those with low immune systems, at least here in the states. people are treating it like another ryan white aids epidemic --- or worse. and i don't mean to sound like i don't care about it at all, i just think people are overreacting. it took me, i kid you not, nine fucking hours to be seen by a doctor at the emergency room on wednesday because people were coming in thinking they had the plague. thank god i'm basically vip and was able to get admitted before everyone else, but because people were freaking out thinking them or their kid had coronavirus just because they sneezed, i had to wait nine hours for an actual oncologist to assess me. also shoutout to the nurses that kept me hydrated and basically alive. had a 100.8 temp," she said. "i'm just being dramatic, i was okay, but when people freak out and go to the emergency room over something like this that they're uneducated about, it makes other peoples health situations more problematic who are required to go to the emergency room for mild fevers or seizures, or strange feelings --- nine hours. all i'm saying. and just for comparison, normally when i go to the emergency room for a fever, they have me in within fifteen minutes and from the time i step foot in the door and the time an oncologist steps foot in my room, it's normally only about a forty-five minute wait. but no, nine hours because people who didn't have emergencies were causing a fuss. but i get what you’re saying. and i agree about prevention --- i’m supposed to wear a mask wherever i go anyways, " michelle said, resting her head in her hand as she leaned against the arm of the chair she was in. "yeah, i guess that's true. she'll be fine, she's kept those kids alive all this time."

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 dylaniscooking‌:

dylan looked at her and couldn’t help but shrug. “okay yeah they do throw tantrums but i think the type of parenting can affect the quantity and how big these tantrums are because i’ve always looked after my little sister and all my younger cousins and we didn’t have a lot of tantrums. if we did, we wouldn’t put them on a baby leash or locked up on a cage.” he laughed. “isn’t she using the sign language to communicate though? that would be easier to end the tantrum then.”

“using a baby leash isn’t a punishment. it’s a way to keep your child within your reach. if a single mother who was just barely making ends meet to support her child and she didn’t have a stroller, but she was grocery shopping and had to walk to and from the store, do you think she should not buy the food she needs to provide for herself and that baby, should she struggle with groceries and a whiny child that wants nothing to do with being held, or should she put that baby on a baby leash, be able to carry what she was able to get, and still have a handle on her kid? looking after your sister and cousins is definitely not the same as raising them like i have, i’ve been sissymom to five kids, and none of them have suffered from being put on a baby leash, nor have i ever locked them in a cage,” she said. “she’s one. she can’t sign sentences. and communicating won’t end a tantrum. it’s not that easy.”

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 revellcr‌:

“who knows, man. stranger things have happened under disney’s wing…” he lifted an eyebrow, almost laughing at his own pun. “but anyways, what’s up with you? how’s the shop doing?”

“we don’t make jokes about maleficent’s disfigurement,” she said in a seriously, but with a joking tone. “apparently it’s going well. we’re closing up shop for two weeks with all this coronavirus hysteria going around. getting a professional clean up crew to clean the building head to toe. cool thing is, they also offered to sanitize all of our instruments as part of the clean up instead of charging us extra, so. once we open back up, we’ll be sparkling clean and corona-free. but business has been good, so we’re not gonna suffer much.”

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 smhsabrina‌:

“Hmm…you might just have to ask them then.” She chuckled slightly, shaking her head. “Do they sell slushies here? Could be a slushie.” She furrowed her brow in confusion. “Not quite sure how it managed to get on the ceiling though.”

“no slushies. everything they use is coffee colored. plus, this isn’t glee. slushies don’t just go flying around out of nowhere,” she said. “it’s from a spray paint can that was leaking upstairs, you bonehead,” a guy said, walking past them and wiping his wet hand against michelle’s neck. “fucker, stop doing that!” she said, crumpling her paper towel and throwing it at him as he walked away. she used her shirt to wipe her neck off and pointed to the stain for a flip second. “it’s spray paint.”