now eat this, sucka!

a best friend aes blog. main is @dahlingplease

[panning444gold]

conversation with my counsellor today. everything will be a deltarune reference now

[t-800]

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[8ball-wizard]

bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[punkdawg-25]

Will the terrier catch the ball or will the ball escape the terrier?

Been quite angry/sad/worried about the state of the world lately more than usual. Drawing happy dogs makes me feel a bit better. Feeling sad? Draw a happy dog. Feeling worried? Draw a happy dog. Feeling angry? Draw a happy dog. Feeling happy? Draw a happy do-

[importantpics]

[bringina]

(through tears of joy) wjaht if we wehre two wwitchjes anmd wde hweld hanfds......

[yummeera]

happy pride month

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[pinkdeer]

karlee girl - right back!

[bishopony]

twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

[bisexualityjunkie]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[butch-womb]

It's actually imperative that you are open and proud of your attraction to fat people and bodies