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I have tried to stay out of the drama ...

but no, just no ... I can’t with Regina and Robin ... and I don’t think it is just the actor’s rather limited range ... although I would have loved to see this play out with someone who could play better against Lana the story they are telling feels insulting to both characters ... I no longer hope for S1 quality but seriously, how much lower can you drag this down?!?!

[mickey62]

Imaginary conversation with AnE at an airport bar:

Me: Wow, SO cool to meet you, I used to LOVE your show! Here, let me buy you a drink!

AnE: Thanks!!! ... wait ... what?? ... What do you mean 'used to' ?

Me: Well this is awkward, can't we just leave it at 'nice to met you'?

AnE: Ah, NO! Explain please!

Me: (sigh)

Me: Season one was brilliant, really. Bad ass strong women driving the story (and I will be a bit shallow at this point & mention they are not hard on the eyes), unexpected twists (Little Red Riding Hood is a werewolf! Ripping the heart out of the Huntsman in the mid-season final! Snow White is a bandit Don't get me started on Rumpelstiltskin!!! ... I could go one on & on ...) And then, to top it all off, you resolved the big series arc at the end of the first season! That took balls!!!

AnE: ... and ...

(Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.)

Me: (another deep sigh) ... I have to admit I wondered where you where going to go in the next season. It felt like you did not expect the series to be picked up so you kinda shot your wad (no insult intended).

AnE: ... None taken ...

AnE: ... you have more to say, I can tell!

Me: Nope, no more to say. (Takes a pull from the pint and glances up as ESPN)

AnE: ...

AnE: I have a super power ...

Me: (side eye) Seriously!?!! ...

AnE: ...

(Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.)

Me: OK, fine ... Season Two wasn't so bad, I liked Cora and Hook, I liked Snow and Emma in the Enchanted Forest, although you kinda dropped the ball on that one ... I liked Regina's conflict ... but something felt a bit off .. I chalked it up to a sophomore slump.

AnE: ...

Me: (sigh) are you really going to make me go one?

(Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.)

AnE: ...

(Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!)

Me: Alright, ALRIGHT!!! All the cards on the table then! You changed the story on me!!! You made me fall in love with characters and stories you had no intention of being faithful to!!!! If I had known you where going to turn these awesome women into 'trop' shells and f*cking Twilight wannabees I would never had bothered!!! If I had known you where going to have absolutely NO continuity in your story lines I would not have bothered!!! If I had known you thought so LITTLE of my intelligence that you could just pull utter crap out of your arse and think I would not notice I would not have bothered!!! If I had known you would make my favorite characters unrecognizable I would not have bothered!!! If I had known ...

AnE: Hang on, hang ON! That is all a bit harsh! It IS our story after all! And we will tell it like we want!!

Me: ...

Me: Understood ... and I hope you understand that I no longer like the story you are telling ...

Me: ...

Me: (sad face & more beer) Its too bad though ... it could have been amazing.

AnE: ...

AnE: ... what are you saying??

Me: I don't think this is going to work, we are just too different now, (gets up from the bar) Really this is for the best, its not you, its me ...

(Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.)

Me: .. No, actually it is you (takes the last swig of beer and starts to walk away)

AnE: WAIT! .. There must be something I can do to make this right! Please! Please give me a second chance!!!

Me: (glances back) You know what to do ... you just have to be brave enough to do it.

Me: (exits stage left)

(ABC: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?)

[mickey62]

This i know ...

"Fans of a certain friendship will be treated to a confession scene that is heartwarming, jaw-dropping and tear-jerking all at the same time."

The writers for OUaT seem incapable of dialog between a man & woman (Season 1 the exception) that would even come close to this description ... so my guess is either Maleficent & Regina, Snow & Regina or Emma & Regina  ... am I sensing a theme here??!! .. why yes, drop Regina in a scene (sans Hood) & watch it is sizzle!!!

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Emma vs Robin Hood

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All Time Favorite Swan Queen FanFiction

Bored & thought this would be fun … What is your all time favorite Swan Queen Fanfiction … For me its The Secrets in the Telling by pyrophoric: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8635485/1/The-Secret-s-in-the-Telling Summary: AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen. I laughed out loud on many occasions, I cried in a few spots and more then once I thought "wow, didn't see that coming!" The second read was as amazing as the first!

[mickey62]

Swan Queen Appreciation

"She heard the mayor's bemused snort and then her own unpleasant grunt as she realised the keys had bounced under Regina's desk towards the wooden back. Well, so much for sexy." Still the best one shot SwanQueen erotica in my book!

[mickey62]

I don't need faith in OUaT ... I have fanfiction!

I stopped watching Once right about the time they introduced Robin Hood & turned Regina into a character I no longer recognized ... but you know what, I've been ok with it cause the FanFiction has more then made up for it! I bookmark fiction & read it on Sunday evenings ... I regret nothing!!! Keep it up guys! You brighten up my Sundays in ways AnE could not even imagine, cause honestly, I think their imaginations have run their course ... but I do thank them for brining you all the idea of the Evil Queen and the Savior!

[mickey62]

Merry Christmas to all you awesome SwanQueen folk ... please keep entertaining me!

[mickey62]

Regina:"There's something I haven't told you."

Emma:"What now?"

Regina: "I'm Batman"

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Want to fast forward through any scenes with Robin Hood .. but want to watch all the scenes with Regina ... I'm conflicted ...

[mechanicsofaheart1-archive]

Either Regina is falling for Emma or Lana is playing it that way. There is no third option.

[mickey62]

It took a a while ... but this is the first time cannon Emma feels like FanFiction Emma ... and I am very amused ... I can honestly say "thank you A&E, you've made OUaT worth watching again" ... (insert Oliver Twist here) May I have some more (Swan Queen) ...

[mickey62]

I admit it ...

... every once in a while I have to re-read Rattled ... and I regret nothing!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8022797/1/Rattled

[mickey62]

Well theres an episode I won't be re-watching ... in the words of Evil Willow ...

... "bored now" ...

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Open love to all Swan Queen writers

I love you all .. I really do! ... I don't always follow up on what I read, but I do try & give everyone a look ... but for the love of all that is legible typesetting , you have GOT to stop with the white text on a black background!!!!

[mickey62]

That moment when your confused watching Once ... and then realize, oh, right ... this isn't FanFiction (sigh)

[missdontcare-x]

DEAD. (x)

[mickey62]

geezuz woman ….

I see your eyes … I see all I ever need …

I'm torn between being a horny 15 year old & an adult with words … wtf ...