Before I die...

icky Beiste , 28 I can barely walk and I can barely talk but I've lived more of a life than you will ever be able to. What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. - Albert Pike

[marco-van-beethoven-deactivated]

Welcome to the world.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Kind of a shitty place, huh?

[alexandra-puckerman-deactivated]

Woah kid. What happened?

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Ugh, it doesn't even matter. 

[mickeybeiste-blog]

I love how people pretend to give a fuck as soon as it's convenient to them.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

… You don’t want to know.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

You're right dude, I really don't.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

No but that’s why they’re safe. It’s the safer of the nuts. You can totally use a balloon for a condom, it’s a great party trick.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

The logic doesn't make sense but since I'm just assuming everything you say is wise I'm gonna go with it. How does that turn into a party trick?

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Don’t take candy from strangers unless its a snickers. Also, related topic, snickers wrappers do not double as condoms. 

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Surely a candy bar that advertises using 'get some nuts' shouldn't be the one you take from strangers. That second one I could have guessed, same goes with balloons.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

No way, man. These are life secrets between you and me!

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Apologies, didn't realise the gravity of the situation. Got any other knowledge to rain down on me?

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

If you’re ever having a bad day just stop and think, it could be worse— my name could be Trish.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

This is some really deep stuff, you should write it down man.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

I have no idea where my mom came up with Jaxon. We’re both lucky though, I ran into a Trish yesterday. Trish… the boy. 

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Now that's a kid that's gonna get a lot of shit.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Michael I’m guessing? I’m not sure what Mickey’s short for but now I’m curious.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Nah he was called Ricky. And not it's short for anything.

Jaxon ain't exactly that common though.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

The only Mickey I’ve heard of is a cartoon mouse, that’s generally what people associate with the name. It was a joke, man.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Oh right, I don't get that a lot actually so I'll probably not mention that to people or I could start getting shit for it.

But yeah, just called that because it was close to my dad's name, not like the mouse as far as I know.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Mickey? I bet you get shit for that a lot, huh.

Jaxon.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Uh, not really. Why?

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Totally. I haven’t heard about anything yet but I met a lot of people last night. They said they’d let me know what’s going on tonight.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Cool man, just let me know. I'm Mickey by the way.

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Gotta leave the hotel to find the good stuff.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Figured so, this place is so lame.

Willing to let me tag along tonight?

[jaxon-noel-deactivated20141117]

Last night was awesome. I like California now.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

You actually found something fun to do?

[georgie-the-first]

What’s up, man?

[mickeybeiste-blog]

Just thinking of everything better I could be doing right now.

[mickeybeiste-blog]

What a waste of time.