Mickey vs. Everything

Just a kid that doesn't know how to spend his time.

[mikaeled]

[dexbonus]

▸COFFEH: Persona Anime

I’ve lucked out with two amazing cats. I couldn’t be happier <3

[lameborghini]

but why would u follow a humor blog if u don’t know how to recognize a joke

[fuckgameofthrones]

[formerootsubo-deactivated201401]

[cindymayweather-deactivated2019]

[myheartandidecided-blog]

[straytank]

[cuteashexk]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[jaysocrates25]

It looks like they just fired a bunch of simultaneous paint balls and made the head of the Mona Lisa

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

I don’t believe it I would like to see this in person.

[rhydonmyhardon]

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

[ofhousebaratheon]

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

[alwaysurvive]

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

[dreaming-jaybird]

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

[joelmiller-deactivated20160704]

my boyfriend dated me

[gifbuffet]

[fullergoeseasy]

[beyonseh]

BLOOP

[milas-universe]

Drag them, Marina.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[-intheround]

“Nobody says anything about that”

[beeflo-ren]

I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

All the awards to Adam Hills.

[mickeyvseverything]

I got chills. I would die for Joan Rivers to respond to this shit.

[tyleroakley]

hllnzkjcldcgwd:

If Tyler Oakley reblogs this I’ll drink a bottle of ketchup.

Your next post better be a video. Until then, log out.

[tyleroakley]

OH MY GOD.

[soundlyawake-deactivated2020062]

MISS AMERICA IS NOT AMERICAN

[snottygirl]

This actually makes me really fucking mad because honestly nobody is “American” unless they have roots from Native Americans who were here before any of these Europeans came ! So he can shut up

[soundlyawake-deactivated2020062]

This is like when people write a book report about a book they didn’t read.

[frying-pangle-trio-deactivated2]

Okay literally wtf. I just watched the first fifteen seconds. “Born in New York.” That’s American. It doesn’t matter where her ancestry is from or what race she is, she’s still an American.

[soundlyawake-deactivated2020062]

And this is like when people copy someone else’s book report on a book neither of them read, and admit they did it. But I appreciate the sentiment!

[beardqueer-deactivated20191027]

this video is brilliant, watch it all the way through i pROMISE you it’s amazing

[alabaly-deactivated20151229]

[ilovecoffeeandcats]

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

[devil-eggs]

but what if you were adopted

[heythatsmyleg]

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

[tylerd-rden-blog]

But what if you’re a test tube baby

[mickeyvseverything]

Your genes still have to be donated from somewhere...

[brandyalexanders-moved-deactiva]

[tielan]

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

[dingotango]

I HVAE BEEN WITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR NINE YEARS

[imperialgrunt]

I think people really underestimate what this means to Edna, though. She designed /all/ those costumes, and is painfully aware that those heroes died because of it. When she says ‘I never look back, darling’, she means it: if she focuses on the people who her designs killed, it would cripple her ability to move on.

[lohlunat]

DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME FEELS FOR EDNA MODE

[cloudcuckoolander527]

IT’S EDNA MOE, DARLING!