Biblically Inacurate Cosplayer

26 | US | Masc/Any Pronouns 🏳️‍🌈 Cosplayer, fandom enjoyer, cryptid Possibly 🔞 mdni

[middle-o-nowhere]

This Dealership/Mechanic waiting room I’m in is playing a “classic rock” radio station, but it’s literally just a mix of dad rock and emo…

✨Emo Dads…✨

[alchemyfreak321]

LT. Simon 'Ghost' Riley MR. NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE

SOAP | GAZ | PRICE

[middle-o-nowhere]

One of the tattoos I wanna get [when I eventually get around to it] is “no one fights alone” with maybe ghosts mask or something

[alchemyfreak321]

ooo that sounds so cool!! the text under the mask or with white ink would be so cool! I hope you share it when you do get it!

[middle-o-nowhere]

Still thinking about this but don’t have the money yet 😭

I VOW TO ONE DAY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR TATTOOS

[middle-o-nowhere]

Doctor: “Ok! Here’s your test results, you can view them online. Now all you have to do is contemplate and worry about them for the next 4 months until you can actually get into the office for us to talk about them.”

Me:

[middle-o-nowhere]

Who do I need to suck off to get Top Surgery fully covered T_T

I want these titties gone yall

[ramerooni]

141's One braincell at work

[middle-o-nowhere]

I’m at work and I have the intense NEED to draw my golden boi of a dnd character, Kalon, but I DIDN’T BRING MY SKETCHBOOK AND WE’RE MOVING OFFICES SO THERES NO SUPPLIES IN HERE

Why world?! I never have motivation to actually draw anything anymore then when I do, I can’t T_T

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[wildaboutmnhockey]

you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[middle-o-nowhere]

Oh to be like the Addams’.

[amazeingartist]

soap’s favourite pass time in the wee hours when ghost hasn’t cut his hair in a bit

[simonghostrileys]

Choices have consequences.

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, (2022)

[filibusterfrog]

dorfs

[middle-o-nowhere]

I love this so much

[middle-o-nowhere]

DND times:

Friend 1: I cast an anvil on the rat.

Dm: …

Friend 1: It’s an instant spell, no roll.

Dm: …ok? I’m going to at least give the rat a dex save???

Dm: It escapes the anvil and runs 10 ft away.

Friend 2: *draws in an anvil on the map*

Friend 1: DANG IT

Friend 3: GET THAT RAT

Dm: why do you all have it out for this rat?!?!

(What do you mean we needed the rats bones?!?!)

[alchemyfreak321]

LT. Simon 'Ghost' Riley MR. NO ONE FIGHTS ALONE

SOAP | GAZ | PRICE

[middle-o-nowhere]

One of the tattoos I wanna get [when I eventually get around to it] is “no one fights alone” with maybe ghosts mask or something

[queer-as-city-folk]

You should read Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky.

Wow this sounds really interesting and like a great way to get further into community organizing, I will have to check it out

[queer-as-city-folk]

Thinking about vampiric lesbianism

[middle-o-nowhere]

Like… vampires that turn you lesbian when they bite you? Or lesbian vampires in love???

[cod-dump]

*while at the store*

Nik: Oh would you look at that, someone got a five finger discount

Teen!Gaz: How much is that?

Nik: 100% if you do it right

Price: Nikolai!

Teen!Gaz: ... STEALING??

Nik: It's not stealing if it's from a multi-billion dollar corporation

Teen!Gaz: Ooh-

Price: THAT IS NOT AT ALL CORRECT! STOP GIVING THE BOYS IDEAS

Teen!Gaz: Simon already has been getting discounts when he hangs out with Ale- Oh-

Price:

Nik: What a bad influence

Price: Shut. Up.

Teen!Gaz, whispering: Simon's gonna kill me

[middle-o-nowhere]

I mean… Nik has a point