Local Lover of Big Sisters

Echo | 21 | Aroace Lesbian | He/Her

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I'm just gonna save us both some time and make it clear what I'm about.

I am biased against men due to certain past experiences with them, and would prefer to interact with women in most scenarios. But that does not mean that I will automatically dislike you if you are a man, I'll give you the same chance as anyone else. My identity is actually stuck in some weird flux state between lesbian and boy, but I refer to myself as transfem. Also if you believe that transandrophobia doesn't exist, do us both a favor and block me.

I post about incest because I like that it feels taboo. But I also genuinely don't see anything wrong with incest, whether fictional or irl. If all parties involved are consenting adults I don't give a shit. I'm even following multiple people who are in relationships with their irl siblings.

I don't care if you pour milk first or cereal first. Leave me out of that argument entirely.

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You ever start jacking off to something you're reading, but have to put your pants back on because you're getting genuinely emotionally invested in it?

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Mamoru Hosoda invented doomed siblings in 2012 and nothing has been able to top it for me since then.

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My sister and my mother often get into arguments because they usually have to go to the bathroom exactly when the other does as well. I can't help but see that as a metaphor for hating someone because they're just too much like you.

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I always make sure the stuffed animals in my room are facing me when I jerk off.

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Live for the effort, not the reward. Edge yourself.

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I want to find a giant beefy woman, lather her up in oil, and massage a poem into her back.

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Apparently George R. R. Martin is a coward and a normie. He said that Lord of the Rings is unrealistic because it's "Impossible to imagine Hobbits having sex."

Like. Ignoring the fact that there is an entire chunk of the Tolkien fandom dedicated, almost exclusively, to imaging the different ways two hobbit characters in particular would have sex.

If you cannot see the raw, sexual appeal of a short, fat person who walks around barefoot everywhere, smokes a shit ton of weed, and eats more than their entire body weight in a typical afternoon, then that's just a skill issue on your part.

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I like it when they synch with their moms.

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RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH SISTERS OFFICIALLY STILL GOING STRONG AND ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!

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Good news. Currently in the process of becoming friends with my little sister again.

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About to turn 21 in a few days. Doesn't mean anything though because I don't drink. Alcohol is yucky.

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Just scrolled past a post that started with, "laying in your big sister's lap" and I misread it as, "living in your big sister's lap" and now I can't stop thinking about wtf that would even entail.

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I want Michelle My Baby from Cinderella Gray to fuck me up.

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How long would it take BBC Sherlock to deduce that you're gay after meeting you?

He would never figure it out

Days

Hours

Minutes

Seconds

He would smell a homosexual on the wind before we even met in person

Voting ended onFeb 3

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That fantasy story I've been writing would've probably been really boring because I wasn't actually that horny about it. I think what's been keeping me from posting stories is the fear that my writing will get stale if any of my stories are too similar to one another.

Every story I've posted until now was written within a few hours, in a sudden burst of horniness. If I focused too much on perfection, then this blog wouldn't have existed.

I really like fantasy-themed siscon, so you'll still get that. I just don't know what it's going to be about yet. But I'll come up with something that I'll have fun writing soon.

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It's the three year anniversary of the day Haley from Stardew Valley made me realize:

1. I'm a lesbian.

2. I'm a girl.