i have a sickness

this fandom is a prison just another lesbian who likes when boys kiss header and icon from @piwonplaylist on twitter!

[hollanovfujoshi]

hollanov yuri means the world to me

artist credit: @piwonplaylist on twitter

[hollanovfujoshi]

we have been fed again, thank you mother 🙏

[hollanovfujoshi]

lesbians stay winning!!!

[hollanovfujoshi]

this has fully taken my breath away

[hollanovfujoshi]

i cannot be normal about this

[hollanovfujoshi]

if ur on twitter but not following piwonplaylist what the fuck are you even doing

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[lula2481]

i need him so bad😩😩

[hotelstares]

[lavenderprose]

I just know that Shane was one of those kids who didn't speak til three and when he did he busted out a full sentence one day and that sentence was, "Jason stole my FUCKING crayons" followed by a WHAP as Shane hit Jason and Jason hit the floor and Yuna and David were summoned immediately to the school to have an Important Conversation and David sat there the entire time staring at Yuna out the side of his head because Shane did NOT get those "interpersonal skills" from the mailman and Yuna's only response to the entire conversation was, "Well. Did Jason steal his fucking crayons???"

Twenty-three years later Ilya Rozanov dies on a floor in Ottawa after hearing this story for the first time.

[shanesloverboy]

Hudson Williams presenting Best Direction to ANOTHER BIRD Director Ava Maria Safai at Run N Gun film festival

[mina-logan]

Bit spooky honestly.

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[smokey-ilya]

ilya, touching shane’s circumcision scar: i’m sorry i wasn’t there to protect you

[lasaraconor]

[piwonplaylist]

and we all say “thank you hbo”

[piwonplaylist]

i get distracted and then abandon everything else for hollanova

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[piwonplaylist]

and the crowd is… coming to the cottage??

[godmotherpm]

The craziest thing about this whole situation is that Ilya thinks in Russian and in Russian ‘lovers’ LITTERAL TRANSLATION is ‘возлюбленные’. Which ACTUALLY MEANS ‘people who feel love and attraction towards each other’. MY BOY WAS CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO SHANE AND LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME. HE WAS SO PURE ABOUT IT AND ONLY GOT ‘No, Ilya, that’s gross’. MY SWEET LOVERBOY.

[grabmyboner]

when ilya is like 55 he will have his phone font on the largest size possible with his screen brightness all the way up and he will be texting shane SHOW ME UR HOLE while he is in the line at the supermarket and it will traumatise nosy teenagers in line behind him

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[penandinkprincess]

ilya on this video call: *dismissive hand flick* hollander, this is not important. you are stealing my moment. back to what i was saying: red roses, i think, for the wake. i know they mean love and you do not love me anymore, but maybe you can just pretend for the sad people who come to mourn me so they do not turn on you for being the cause of my death-

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

[penandinkprincess]