Violet~ Breaking Slam!!!

Middle Apprentice of the House of Spiders!!

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Woohoo!!! Sup gng! I asked papa n he said I can get social media!!

I'm KIRA, Apprentice of The Middle and daughter of Matthias, and a HHHUUUGEE Fixer geek

It gets maaaad boring reading magazines n watching TV all day smetimes,, so y'all get the privilege of talking to some1 as COOL as me!

The other apprentices are suuper bummy, they'r stuck with whatever stupid buisnesses theyre up to ALL DAYYY so I can't talk 'bout games or comics w any1 else,, And the fam's always got papa busy too!! This shit ain't fair, man. At least i got this website now ig Scratch that btw, shotout 2 gng yall r goated

Btw, if you ask why I'm lackin' pixels you're getting written up in the book. Ts ain't debatable. Me being in 144p got nothing 2 do w yall i'm js like ts lmao

#1 INDIGO GOAT GLAZER CITY WIDE

SHOUTOUT TO THE ANON WHO GIVES ME STRAY PIXELS YOURE THE GOAT TOO DUDE

Here's my tags if yall want those!

Hoi hoi! Mod here!

Ground rules are pretty much what you'd expect out of any limbus AskBlog. M!A are allowed within reason, I may choose to not answer some Asks (but ill always do my best to answer em!) If Kira is EVER ooc I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY I'm trying my best to write her as accurate as possible.

This blog WILL cointain spoilers whenever Project Moon drops new content (like new cantos or intervallos), however I'll tag it acordingly (specially with new major spoilers) and will Not post about anything regarding it within a 2 day period.

This blog is ran by @galloping-windmill :D I'm also the Mod of @everycashierofburgerking (yes, the joke blog. The one that isn't even funny. It was my friend's idea ok +I dont have any other blog experience. This is like my ressume except I've only worked at burgrking)

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Whats ur favorite bug

I ain't rlly fw bugs that much, but if I had to say,,, uhhh

TttttTTHAT ONE 🫵

[thecitys-will]

[Beep]

Ragebait Kira.

o-oh no, she's not going to like this...

u-um... k-kira!! i think f-fixers are... "m-mid!!" (SHE'S TREMBLING IN HER BOOTS.)

; @middleapprentice-kickasskira yo bro im so sorry. kill her.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

run that shit by me again rq. Say that again.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

You should have a gamenight with the other apprentices. Maybe invite them all over for a sleepover or something, you could play monopoly or uno or mario party or smth like that.

ooo, lwkey a sleepover’s not a half bad idea,,,,, I could finally get bobcut 2 watch that one movie w me, I’m p sure we started it when,, that happened, but that aint count. ‘Nd we could also marathon the first few seasons of Let’s Go Poludnista w everyone, ‘nd- OOOooo, bet I could finally show Sora my volumes of Chronicles of the Shi bruh, I’ve been meanin 2 do thatttt. ‘Nd I could also try 2 get em 2 run squads ranked on City Smashers 7 online, I got like 8 controllers so we could all play. Plus if they aint like any of that i think i got board games too, ‘nd the sofa’s extendable so I wouldn’t have 2 worry abt that, ‘nd-

,,,Holy fuckin’ wings ts would b so peak,,,

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

What’s the most you’ve ever read?

there was ts one time I pulled like two all-nighters 2 read thru the entirety of Chronicles of the Shi after they announced new merch of the mc. It waaasss like, 28 volumes total I think? W a few breaks in between 2 eat chips nd say hi 2 papa.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Rate the fit

alternate

8/10, would lwkey b peaker if u had the coat over ur shoulders inst-

,,R those my swords.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Little purple riding hood

| * and why she ourple 🤣🤣🤣

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

...w-why are you compressed??

y not? idgaf that much abt my pics being like ts, but lwkenuinely having everythin be on 144p makes it look kinda funny.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

[A hoard of SNES Yoshi's island Crayzee daisies swarm you, one of them giving you a flower crown, you have been blessed by the daisies]

| * Blink blink.

| * Kira slowly reaches up and nudges the crown now seated upon her head, fixing it so it wouldn’t fall off were she to make a harsh movement. Once she’s confident it has been properly adjusted, she pulls out her phone camera and takes a quick look at herself, the corners of her lips lifting to reveal a toothy grin.

,,hehe, I look like that one S corp dude from that ep of FixAtar, the one that aired out like three weeks ago.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

KIRA i have a cool game you should play, it's called Madness Combat: Project Nexus , it's peak af trust me ts is the sauce

(Not the newgrounds one, the new one, on steam)

,,eh, gave it a look, seems kinda peak ngl. Might ask papa 4 his card l8er so I can buy it, but b4 i do that im lwkenuinely finna try 2 clear up sum storage in my laptop. Shit’s been running hella slow l8ly ‘nd it made me fumble a couple matches the other day..

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

*pulls ur hair back and draws a tic tac toe board on ur forehead*

Do u wanna go first or should I

—ACK!!-

| * Kira—who had been happily seated at the table after having enjoyed a full meal—is yanked from the hair by the anon, who was then immediately bitchsmacked away into oblivion. The tattoos on her arm glow an effervescent, bright violet hue as she fixes up her hair, feeling the skin of her face and wiping the tic tac toe board away into a smudge with a gloved hand.

Do NOT fuckin’ touch me, asshole. The hell’s your problem??

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

pinches her cheek

eek- Haha, dad!! Cut that outttt!

| * Despite insistent pleas to be unhanded (accompanied by plenty of laughter and giggles), Kira takes no action to remove her father’s hand from her face.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Ok if you won't read than fine

M!A

The knowledge of how to use shin and mang is manually inserted into kira's mind

| * Wow, Kira can now theoretically use both shin and mang! Amazing!

| * ..Literally nothing changes, however.

| * It’s not like she has any of the mental fortitude or strength of will to perform such feats. This action has been much like having taught weightlifting techniques to a person without any limbs. Completely useless. Seriously, what did you expect? It’s Kira. She’s not going to be capable of wielding techniques that rely on emotional and mental stability.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Fortnite.

B.R.

Z.B.

You in?

~ @hellscreen04

,,oooooo, d'you mean y'wanna run duos?? I'm lwkey mad pro @ cranking out 90°s but lwkenuinely we can run zero build if u wanna no problem. Y'better not make me carry u tho, last time I played w sm1 it was w cranberry 'nd he kept fumbling every game, shit pmo.

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Gifts are things you get without having to ask for them or rewards for doing something exceptional. Requesting your dad to get you stuff and he gets you said stuff is nothing more than him fulfilling your request. The only “gifts” he gets you is the extra junk he brings because he doesn’t actually pay that much attention to what he buys.

Again, yall aint fuckin’ listening 2 me. There ain’t nothing forcing my dad 2 buy me junk, no matter if i ask or not. He could choose not 2 give two shits, he could yap abt the old stuff he likes 2 sm1 else, 2 buy those childish toys ‘nd mags ‘nd model kits 4 himself. But he gets me it ‘nyway, he goes outta his way 2 buy out whole shelves of stuff js 4 me. That counts as a gift, ‘nd it means he loves me. .

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

Hey you get to slander vergilius we get to slander you

Fair is fair

Long as no one slanders the indigo goat we fine right?

Difference is that yall's reasons 4 slandering me r str8 up ass. Yall blow at ts yk? Meanwhile that fraudulent ass chud deserves all the diss, he ain't got a feat 2 his name and it pmo that ppl out there will still glaze the shit outta him sm.

Nyway idk if we fine but no one is saying a word abt the goat, alr? I ain't even think you could come up w slander 4 him nyway, but js in case. That shit's off limits alr?

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

[A reference to the new yoshi game, bunchabees disguis their hive as fruit!]

| * oooooo I see I see. Unfortunately mod hasn't played anything from Nintendo other than tomolife since like. Idk a long time.