You’re Already Here Would Be Rude To Not Say Hey

31 year old trans woman who is starting to go through a lil bit of a pervert era and tumblr is the lucky victim. Maid outfit stays on >:3

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

I don't think I can ever be touched enough to feed the all-consuming need for contact and love if I spent a thousand years in someones arms

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

[free-my-mindd]

[oneheadtoanother]

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[artkett1412]

Mad Mew Mew for a friend of mine

[mlarayoukai]

how it feels lately

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[lineofdivision]

[lineofdivision]

[midnightsuite]

Big fan of women in their thirties I must say

Breath if you agree

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

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[greatmothsukk]

Rika

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