Bog mummy take the wheel

31 year old trans woman who is starting to go through a lil bit of a pervert era and tumblr is the lucky victim. Maid outfit stays on >:3

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.

[theterribletenno]

Sorry, I JUST realized this too is a Guilty Gear character

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[nightfrostbite]

Reblog to share a Frot with your mutuals

[plum-soup]

Yeah the fries and tots are all in same bag they're rubbing against each other all hot and crispy.........

[dorothylarouge]

[forcefemdemonprincess]

Is the scene with her tied up in the woods supposed to be hot or am I insane and ontologically evil

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Yes its hot on purpose and yes I want to be tied up and I support ontologically evil women

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[amiyayuri]

Love biting you <3

@icekyjelly

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[lilyblackdrawside]

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[gazeldhazel]

[druidquest]

you only hate the demon lord because her dark forces burned tour village and murdered your parents. i hate the demon lord because she wont text me back. we are not the same

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[midnightsuite]

I can be all three :3

[okdannycragg]

Back in my Lesbian days years and years ago I had the honor of participating in the first issue of "That, But Lesbian" by @hattersarts. I chose Shrek of course. I wanted her to look almost unchanged. i am really proud of the hair i decided on, and of course the fat tits. Enjoy, my friends.

[texassbian]

So about that new skin

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[rpfofficial]

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude